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There are some things man wasn't meant to toy with. Google's open-source machine-learning software Tensorflow is one of them. Cristopher Hesse used Tensorflow to create edge2cats, a program that turns line drawings into whatever you want, including...
From: FAIL Blog | Thursday, February 23, 2017
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Hope you're ready to never sleep again because someone made a little Troll doll out of that reality-TV gameshow host who won the presidency last year, so that he could make the lives of marginalized children unsafe. Chuck Williams has opened up a Kickstarter...
From: FAIL Blog | Thursday, February 23, 2017
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The arresting spectacle that is an adult reverting before your eyes, back to red-faced-angry-baby-shit-packed-diaper-mode is unsettling as it is strangely entertaining --- a train-wreck of a mental meltdown, and you can't seem to look away for the life...
From: FAIL Blog | Friday, February 24, 2017
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Sex has a profound ability to cloud our judgment in a haze of something vaguely similar to terribly horny, blue-balled, sexually-frustrated teenage hormones, embrace our baser instincts, and enact with getting out there to do some ill-conceived 'things':...
From: FAIL Blog | Thursday, February 23, 2017
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What a time to be alive: impressively helpful woman finds a lost and homeless iPhone in a cab, proceeds to glean all private deals - whereabouts (address/where car is parked) - from an all too voluntary snitch of a Siri. For real though. Shoutout to...
From: FAIL Blog | Thursday, February 23, 2017
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From: FAIL Blog | Friday, February 24, 2017
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In what weird convoluted version of their universe did these two newly heartbroken individuals anticipate such a prime and uncomfortable photoshoot not being met with open ridiculing? Suffice to say, people on Twitter couldn't pass up the chance to give...
From: FAIL Blog | Thursday, February 23, 2017
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Was really trying to sum up the rollercoaster ride that is Mac Demarco partaking in the ever sadistic, albeit highly entertaining Hot Ones challenge, in that headline. If you're not familiar with our Canadian-based guest of the hour, DeMarco picked up...
From: FAIL Blog | Friday, February 24, 2017
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Anyone else remember this YouTuber (shithead) that played that terrifically twisted prank on his glaringly hungover British buddy that featured said hungover buddy, getting thirstily hit on by a scantily-clothed, pantiless hot chick? Yeah, kind of hard...
From: FAIL Blog | Wednesday, February 22, 2017
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Uber is great if you need a side gig, but how do you marry the two worlds?One Uber driver figured it out, when he brought his work to work with him. Everyone: 2016 could not possibly get worseMe: dies in a car crash while my Uber driver is literally...
From: FAIL Blog | Friday, February 24, 2017
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Yeah, she actually answers, and real talk: it's a buzzkill for us all. Turns out Verlander's too focused before the game, and too exhausted after the game. Bro, have you not read the historical war tales of pre-battle glory that involved many a shield...
From: FAIL Blog | Friday, February 24, 2017
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How do you deal with being a third wheel? You could continuously complain about how you're single or how you'll never meet that special someone or how if you died in your apartment no one would ever know about it, so you decided to sign up for one of...
From: FAIL Blog | Wednesday, February 22, 2017
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I'll be the first to admit that I'd be highly caught off guard, likely rendered immobile for a little bit, and unsure of how to proceed, any time an unsolicited pic involving a stranger's most intimate parts hit my cellular. Well, leave it to our king...
From: FAIL Blog | Friday, February 24, 2017
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What fresh hell is this? Sure, if that's actually her (and this isn't some perverse, bottom-feeding catfish at work) she clearly takes care of herself. And yeah, there's something to be said of the sexually fierce, if not experimental personalities when...
From: FAIL Blog | Wednesday, February 22, 2017
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I literally can't believe how wrong you've been eating. It's, like, kind of amazing you've even lasted this long. Think about it, while you've been wasting ketchup and using the wrong amount of pasta, there are people on this planet who have been cuttin'...
From: FAIL Blog | Thursday, February 23, 2017
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Not all ideas are good ideas and just because you can do something doesn't mean you should. I mean, hell, we've all been here before. Someone 'inceptions' some wack idea into your head and you decide to run with it but all it does is lead you down a...
From: FAIL Blog | Thursday, February 23, 2017
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It really doesn't matter how bad of a day you're having. Taking out your seething inner rage on the rest of the world by being a complete and utter ass to everyone around you is never ok and a great way to fail at being a human being. It goes back to...
From: FAIL Blog | Thursday, February 23, 2017
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These fine and mighty and depraved Tinderellas all but stepped on 'dating app' ceremony, and instead opted for shameless, sexualized-displays of self-promotion. Are some of these borderline insane, and giving off the distinct whiff of potential sex addiction?...
From: FAIL Blog | Wednesday, February 22, 2017
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These aren't your mothers memes. These memes take things to a whole new depraved level of comedy and debauchery, where other memes fail to go. 
From: FAIL Blog | Thursday, February 23, 2017
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Now I'm no visually artistic person, but for some reason every damn time I come across some arts and crafts thingamajig-dodad I think to myself "Oh shit, that's easy. I bet i can make that." Hours later, covered in glue, glitter and random cuts and...
From: FAIL Blog | Thursday, February 23, 2017
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In light of the unsettling realization about what the cartoon actually is, I can (try and) appreciate the "artist's" intentions here were coming from an allegedly good enough place. But I mean, damn, they should've seen the blowback coming on this one...
From: FAIL Blog | Thursday, February 23, 2017
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If there's something this guy loves, it's a good moron. But if there's something I love even more, it's a moron being humiliated. Couple that with a woman getting a heads up that a dude's trash and...via GIPHYThat's what we have here, a perfect storm...
From: FAIL Blog | Thursday, February 23, 2017
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Personally, I'm not so sure how I'd feel about this one, were I put in our fresh-roasted birthday dude of the hour's shoes: on the one hand, the card isn't exactly sweet talk material, but on the other, grandma could be kind of a comedic badass. Perhaps...
From: FAIL Blog | Thursday, February 23, 2017
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Mathing when it's time to 'settle up' is hard, and especially if you're out drinking yourself stupid like many of these poor-tipping, brain-incapacitated boozehounds evidently were. I'm all for the humor, but by the grace of all that is good and reasonable...
From: FAIL Blog | Thursday, February 23, 2017
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How badly do you want to meet one of your favorite celebrities? Would you wait outside their hotel room? Mail them a letter? Or just go to one of those meet and greet things, like an honest, hard-working American? Noah Maloney has started a new campaign...
From: FAIL Blog | Thursday, February 23, 2017
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From: FAIL Blog | Thursday, February 23, 2017
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Welcome to... TRAPPIST-1f?via GIPHYThat doesn't have the same ring to it. Yesterday, NASA announced the discovery of seven new planets that are in habitable zones and might even have water. You know what that means! ESCAPE.Lots of people are using the...
From: FAIL Blog | Thursday, February 23, 2017
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Only in America would the idea of someone fighting for social justice be considered an insult. You know who else is a SJW? Batman. Do we not like Batman anymore? Come on, nerds. You guys are nerds. You should love Batman, nerds.Anyway, some regular ol'...
From: FAIL Blog | Thursday, February 23, 2017
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I have a confession to make: I haven't seen La La Land.  via Mashable I know, I know, but it just doesn't seem like the most pressing movie right now. In fact, it seems like the type of movie that would seem much more appealing if the world weren't...
From: FAIL Blog | Thursday, February 23, 2017
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If you're like me, there's nothing you like in the world more than someone shouting "shame" at a politician. Man, it's great. When you watch these guys who continuously lie and take adavantage of the peopl their supposed to be representing, just getting...
From: FAIL Blog | Thursday, February 23, 2017
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So we're all in agreement, the Star Wars special editions were a huge waste of time that offered nothing new to three perfectly fine movies. So sue me, I don't think Greedo shooting first adds anything to the story. This, however, is good stuff....
From: FAIL Blog | Thursday, February 23, 2017
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It's hard to imagine how Trump sees the world, aside from what can only be described as having a seething hatred for every man, woman, and child on Earth. But this video by Vic Berger, which re-cuts last week's crazy press conference comes close. Tim...
From: FAIL Blog | Thursday, February 23, 2017
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Great news, dudes. As it turns out, according to The New York Times, strenuous exercise can kill the libido in men. And if you want to keep your boners going, light exercise is prefered. This is a remarkable change from the standard, "work hard, stay...
From: FAIL Blog | Thursday, February 23, 2017
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Yes, you read that right. Daniel Dopps a Kansas-based chiropractor has a fresh patent for Mensez, which is a 'feminine lipstick' intended to stop bleeding by sealing together the labia minora. Is this ingrate so far down the mentally-dormant rabbit's...
From: FAIL Blog | Thursday, February 23, 2017
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Ignorance is bliss when it comes to the knee-buckling discovery that is a dear friend's darker, more absurd, innermost-kept secrets. No doubt these sobering realizations didn't fail to stir up a solid wave of instant regret, for the unfortunately newly...
From: FAIL Blog | Thursday, February 23, 2017
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Given by the things some of these people are saying after sex, their lives are far more colorful than mine. 
From: FAIL Blog | Wednesday, February 22, 2017
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During Jeopardy's annual College Championship competition, Viraj Mehta evidently couldn't have had any less flying f**ks to give, let fly the proverbial 'bird' at Trebek and the rest of the audience during his in-game interview (an interview I might...
From: FAIL Blog | Wednesday, February 22, 2017
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Sometimes when browsing my way through the internet I come across something that just makes me utter 'ohgodwhy' uncontrollably. Well, this list is 41 of those things.There are people in this world that just don't need to be on social media, who should...
From: FAIL Blog | Wednesday, February 22, 2017
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This video from Brazil will take you breath away. Not because it's so starkly beautiful, but because you're almost certain you're about to watch a man kill himself. He doesn't, it's just a 15-year veteran of the safety net biz who trusts his work. ...
From: FAIL Blog | Wednesday, February 22, 2017
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This fitness blog managed to cut out a slice of social media spotlight, and truly, found fleeting relevancy in the worst way possible. If their goal was to get our attention, they definitely didn't fail on that account. One does not address the everyday...
From: FAIL Blog | Wednesday, February 22, 2017
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The world's been unpleasantly marred by plenty of DUI stop circus acts that hint at all signs of sweet genuine stupidity; but this one ranks right up there with the best (worst) of 'em. Not only did she endanger the lives of others by getting her drunken,...
From: FAIL Blog | Wednesday, February 22, 2017
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Because we live in the weirdest time line, there's a whole Subreddit devoted to people eating oranges in the shower. Why? Because oranges are messy and people need their Vitamin C.According to The Verge, "The Shower Orange is an extension of the treatise...
From: FAIL Blog | Wednesday, February 22, 2017
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Guys, we are in real dire straights these days. The toddlers have taken over the nursery school, and there isn't a grownup in sight. Obama is gone. Ok? Get that through your thick skulls. As if to pour salt on that wound, Jordan Peele of Key &...
From: FAIL Blog | Wednesday, February 22, 2017
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Kanye West already knows he's the world's best MC. Trust me, he doesn't care what anyone else says. Plus, he did write and record My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy, so how you gonna argue that?Reddit is doing a Photoshop battle to find out and it's going...
From: FAIL Blog | Wednesday, February 22, 2017
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Yesterday, the world was shocked. Not by a scientific breakthrough or a spell-binding work of art. Not even a policy decision made by one of our world leaders — well, they might have been. No, the world was shocked because they suddenly realized that...
From: FAIL Blog | Wednesday, February 22, 2017
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Sometimes it's easy to take someone's instructions too literally. These people did just that when they obediently obliged to every last bit of these commands.
From: FAIL Blog | Wednesday, February 22, 2017
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As far as my knowledge about bras, the only one that's missing here is the "I make guys look stupid" bra. Also known as the bra with a front clasp.Yeah. Cool story bra. ...
From: FAIL Blog | Wednesday, February 22, 2017
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From: FAIL Blog | Wednesday, February 22, 2017
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Going back to work after a long weekend is never easy. You just got into that flow of sitting in bed until three, begging your roommate to get you a breakfast sandwich, eating said breakfast sandwich, and falling back asleep. But now you're back to...
From: FAIL Blog | Wednesday, February 22, 2017
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Guys don't need much encouragement when it comes to whipping it out. Especially at the slightest possibility of sex. It goes without saying that such impulsiveness can get you in some sticky situations. Well, that is exactly what happened to this dumb...
From: FAIL Blog | Saturday, February 25, 2017
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