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I didn't even write that with the intention of it being clickbaitish whatsoever, dude. Honestly, this saddening saga is violently brutal. Unreal. For sure got a literal clench in my gut as the story worked up to the devastating ending when yes, he discovers...
From: FAIL Blog | Monday, January 23, 2017
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Sometimes life just up and drills you with an entirely unplanned curveball of a shitty situation. This is one of those times. Keep your eyes peeled for the later half of the movie, and brace yourself as you witness what's easily already the most cringeworthy...
From: FAIL Blog | Monday, January 23, 2017
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So, Drury had Rockhurst twisted all day and @VaughtLexie did a great impression of the Hawks after losing her shoe. pic.twitter.com/ECLh39wX3n— Ozarks Sports Zone (@OzarksOzone) January 22, 2017 Say what you will about velcro, it gets the job done....
From: FAIL Blog | Tuesday, January 24, 2017
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I said hot damn can McConaughey weave one hell of a tale. It's gotta be something with the delivery -- the cadence, the illustrative word choice...the authenticity. Regardless of what it is that makes this southern gent so particularly gifted when it...
From: FAIL Blog | Tuesday, January 24, 2017
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Viral marketing knows no bounds, and neither does that creep girl from The Ring. What with her climbing out of TVs after you watch her video, she’s been scaring people for over ten years and in at least two languages. Put together as a promo for Rings,...
From: FAIL Blog | Tuesday, January 24, 2017
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Leave it to 2017 to take it a step further from the days of 2016 when flocks of folks turned up at voting stalls to send their nominations in for Harambe. Yes, that happened, but apparently that wasn't enough. We need to dive deeper down the shit-coated...
From: FAIL Blog | Tuesday, January 24, 2017
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Hopefully you haven't been there yourself: a victim to the environmentally destructive bullshit pervaded by a supremely sub-par roomie, and ultimately face-to-face with the brutal reality that it's time for someone to move up 'n outta there. To accept...
From: FAIL Blog | Monday, January 23, 2017
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Happy Monday! Girl hitting a ball from a post
From: FAIL Blog | Monday, January 23, 2017
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Walmart serves as something of a beacon to the chaotic, unexpected and purely strange instances that are bound to pop up when you have a massive store that caters to all walks of life. I'm not even trying to perpetuate a stereotype, negative or otherwise...
From: FAIL Blog | Monday, January 23, 2017
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It’s been a big week for the side of Richard Spencer’s pride, and we're not just talking about his white pride. Hey, oh! No, we're talking about the schadenfreude of everyone seeing you cry on TV.  First, he was punched in the face when he was...
From: FAIL Blog | Monday, January 23, 2017
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While most of us spent our adolescence torturing Sims by, say, putting them in a swimming pool and taking the ladder away, others simply enjoy the creepy world of these gibberish-talking people simulations. But The Sims can be a real trip, and @SimsLogic documents...
From: FAIL Blog | Monday, January 23, 2017
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via CNN This weekend was a weird one. After having a pretty poor turn out for his inauguration, Trump sent his new White House press secretary to give a weird statement, claiming it "was the largest audience to witness an inauguration, period. Both in...
From: FAIL Blog | Monday, January 23, 2017
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Last night Johnny Manziel was in attendance for the AFC Championship game to root for Tom Brady and the Patriots. The banter bros teamed up and capitalized on the potential for some solid Twitter trolling when it came to Manziel rooting for the Pats....
From: FAIL Blog | Monday, January 23, 2017
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Ah, the groggy-coated beginning of the week is here yet again. Full of the more unpleasant things in life, like the fact that a seemingly endless supply of coffees have yet to take effect as you feel the dusty gears of your mental motors just now doing...
From: FAIL Blog | Monday, January 23, 2017
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Oh, hell yeah.  Now, I know this footage of firefighters using jetskis and jetpacks to put out fires will make you want to set one of your own, but don't. These firefighters are only in Dubai, and you have to be by the water to get one. If you're trapped...
From: FAIL Blog | Monday, January 23, 2017
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via SB Nation Pictured above: Tom Brady and two other fellow Patriots hidden under his jacket. At this point people should assume that if they wear anything that’s slightly out of the normal, they are going to be meme’d out of existence. Especially...
From: FAIL Blog | Monday, January 23, 2017
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Everyone knows that fast food isn't good for you, but we didn't know things were this bad. Counting down the 10 grossest things found in fast food, YouTuber MatthewSantoro tells of things much scarier than saturated fat. Santoro tells of tongue-eating...
From: FAIL Blog | Monday, January 23, 2017
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The Women's March on Saturday was a resounding success for protesters, as more than one in 100 Americans joined in at one of the many demonstrations around the country (and around the world). But it was also a resounding success for Big Lebowski and...
From: FAIL Blog | Monday, January 23, 2017
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Namaste, get into your downward dog positions, and crack open a cold one. Class is in session. Perhaps in an effort to get beer drinkers and hell raisers into the ancient art of meditative stretching, a German Yoga studio has created a form of yoga...
From: FAIL Blog | Monday, January 23, 2017
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There are few things more American than punching a Nazi. So as citizens on both sides of the aisle took to the streets to engage in the American political discourse this weekend, one American took on the important job of punching a Nazi. After all, this...
From: FAIL Blog | Monday, January 23, 2017
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As if there weren’t enough to worry about this year, vampire bats, the bats with the scariest name in the animal kingdom, have developed a taste for human blood. Yes, human blood. If you’re reading this and are human, that should rock you to your...
From: FAIL Blog | Sunday, January 22, 2017
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Time to FREAKOUT!
From: FAIL Blog | Sunday, January 22, 2017
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As per usual, these people volunteered themselves to be roasted on /r/roastme, and a roast is exactly what they got. Here are the best burns from each.
From: FAIL Blog | Sunday, January 22, 2017
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Today the Obamas departed from the Whitehouse as Trump assumed the position on America and was sworn in as President of the United States. This photo was released showing the now former President and former First-Lady gazing out over the Whitehouse lawn...
From: FAIL Blog | Sunday, January 22, 2017
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From: FAIL Blog | Sunday, January 22, 2017
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I'll bet the people responsible for the petty notes and letters in these photos are just a bundle of joy to work with. These are the kind of people that make waking up to an alarm clock every morning just to sit in traffic a real joy....
From: FAIL Blog | Sunday, January 22, 2017
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I don’t know if it’s anyone’s dream to have a Captain America doll talk them, but if it is, these lucky fans had their dream come true. Chris Evans staged a comic book store Escape the Room scenario, where he voiced a Captain America doll and...
From: FAIL Blog | Sunday, January 22, 2017
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The Internet would describe it as “When you think you're free, but you crash into a tow truck.”There’s nothing worse than thinking you’re home free and, suddenly, everything goes wrong again. Like maybe, for an instant, you thought everything...
From: FAIL Blog | Sunday, January 22, 2017
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Makeup tutorials account for approximately 97% of the Internet. The rest is people watching the world's best YouTube video "Drummer at the Wrong Gig" (not up for debate). But for people that don't use makeup or makeup tutorials, getting your feet wet...
From: FAIL Blog | Sunday, January 22, 2017
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 Since his days as Sulu on Star Trek, George Takei, has been an active spokesperson for the LBGT community.From his Twitter account: "Some know me as Mr. Sulu from Star Trek but I hope all know me as a believer in, and a fighter for, the equality and...
From: FAIL Blog | Tuesday, January 24, 2017
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A clip of Melania Trump during inauguration has caught the viral fever and since made its many rounds across the web of Twitter feeds, as it shows Melania smiling then blatantly transitioning into a solid show of fiery-eyed mean mugging.
From: FAIL Blog | Tuesday, January 24, 2017
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From: FAIL Blog | Tuesday, January 24, 2017
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Your mama taught you well, but probably not that well. The world is filled with fake facts, and their spread is pervasive. So we put some of the best untrue but repeated myths in one easy-to-read place. Check out more over at Reddit, but for the 16...
From: FAIL Blog | Tuesday, January 24, 2017
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From: FAIL Blog | Tuesday, January 24, 2017
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In this 'line of work' we come across a garbage truckload of shit-coated, glaringly fake text conversations pinned together by Imgurians hungrily looking to score a big bag of upvotes. But this, this right here is a goldmine, dude. Scammers are the bane...
From: FAIL Blog | Tuesday, January 24, 2017
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We've pried open the dusty Pandora's box of depraved and discouragingly mindless sex advice, and it's expectedly profane. To think that we have sexual deviants running amok out there sticking their manpoles in any hole that will have them, and peeing...
From: FAIL Blog | Tuesday, January 24, 2017
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From: FAIL Blog | Tuesday, January 24, 2017
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shes shocked about being pregnant? LMAO pic.twitter.com/9N5gmYWnSY— alex romero (@whosalexander) January 24, 2017...
From: FAIL Blog | Tuesday, January 24, 2017
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Ever heard that little cringe-coated nugget of wisdom that goes something like, 'in order to love someone else, you must first love yourself?' Yeah, I'm pretty sure I've heard that shit while in the throes of bachelorhood like it's on a broken record....
From: FAIL Blog | Tuesday, January 24, 2017
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From: FAIL Blog | Tuesday, January 24, 2017
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Oscars were announced this morning, and they were filled with stupid picks, as usual. Like how the f could Green Room not get Best Editing? Get out of here with that shit.  But more so, people were really not happy that Deadpool didn't get the nominations...
From: FAIL Blog | Tuesday, January 24, 2017
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These are some Weapons of Mental Destruction.YouTube show Good Mythical Morning are counting down some of the dumbest weapons ever created. Most of the time, though, they are just attaching bombs to animals, and letting these little flaming monsters...
From: FAIL Blog | Tuesday, January 24, 2017
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It's no secret that teachers have some pretty stupid students. And when they hit the teacher's lounge, that's when shit gets real. But what are they talking about in there? The dumb things students do, duh. Well, welcome to the teacher's lounge because...
From: FAIL Blog | Tuesday, January 24, 2017
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via @ThePoke Translation: Bin = Garbage Can Early Tuesday morning, the British comedy site The Poke tweeted a garbage can with a yellow top and cardboard box sticking out of it. The bin, as they call it, does kind of look like that reality-TV gameshow...
From: FAIL Blog | Tuesday, January 24, 2017
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