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If you're single, you should probably stop reading right here and go get a soda or something, because this is the worst first date that could possibly ever happen and will likely put you off dating forever. Trust me, you won't be able to handle it and...
From: Jezebel | By: Mark Shrayber | Tuesday, September 16, 2014
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A Michigan woman fought off a man trying to steal her purse and then gave birth just a few hours later.Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Rebecca Rose | Thursday, September 18, 2014
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This baby owl was never invited into the kitchen, but it came in anyway. And with an angry roll of its little baby neck it now owns the kitchen and everything inside it. It owns the house. It owns the yard. And now that you've watched the video, it owns...
From: Jezebel | By: Mark Shrayber | Thursday, September 18, 2014
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L.A. Times Past, a Tumblr that archives L.A. Times articles dating back to the 1880s, has shared a wildly entertaining article from July of 1920, a tumultuous time for the risqué female bather who — thanks to the "Puritan pool edict" — were suddenly...
From: Jezebel | By: Madeleine Davies | Wednesday, September 17, 2014
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Just over a month after Target signed a legal brief openly supporting same-sex marriage, the retailer dropped a new ad, promoting the Made to Matter, Handpicked by Target collection. The 30-second spot features two dads with a kid, because progress!Read...
From: Jezebel | By: Isha Aran | Wednesday, September 17, 2014
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Is this an epidemic? After we published a story Tuesday about men on dating sites who really really don't like it when you give them radio silence (however brief or long that silence is), we got inundated with similar stories from other women.Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Kate Dries | Wednesday, September 17, 2014
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Fact: Over age 22, you're all dried up. Last week's bagels, yesterday's baguette. So says the data on what men really want when they are at home alone under the covers hiding from complex interactions. And you know data doesn't lie, just as you know...
From: Jezebel | By: Tracy Moore | Wednesday, September 17, 2014
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Mark Finkelstein, a NewsBusters editor dedicated to "COMBATING LIBERAL MEDIA BIAS" who "spent ten days in Iraq" once, has a scoop: MSNBC host Chris Hayes was really sexist on the air last night. Which is true, if you don't know who Girl Talk is. Mark...
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Tyler Maddick's vision was already ailing, and as a fashion photographer, his vision is key to his art and his profession. Unfortunately, he says his vision in one eye is now unlikely to ever recover because of an alleged hate crime in which he was doused...
From: Jezebel | By: Kat Callahan on ROYGBIV, shared by Rebecca Rose to Jezebel | Wednesday, September 17, 2014
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Vera Bradley, the designer behind the preferred quilted paisley satchels toted around by sorority moms in the Middle West and South, has finally departed from their traditional teardrop floral design and ventured instead into solid colors, more modern...
From: Jezebel | By: Erin Gloria Ryan | Tuesday, September 16, 2014
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Because a real American patriot has a colon full of red, white, and blue polyps, the Mensa panel over at Fox & Friends have declared "meatless Mondays" for kids a form of liberal propaganda. Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Erin Gloria Ryan | Monday, September 15, 2014
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There are a few things we could talk about when it comes to The Tonight Show's latest lip sync battle featuring Gwen Stefani and Blake Shelton: How it doesn't really hold a candle to lip syncs past, how both Voice mentors seem a little drunk OR what...
From: Jezebel | By: Madeleine Davies | Thursday, September 18, 2014
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A pre-teen girl from Nova Scotia said she wants to break a world record in figure skating so she can raise money for her favorite charity.Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Rebecca Rose | Thursday, September 18, 2014
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Miley Cyrus has recently taken to wearing a giant fake butt on stage because of course she has . And, at a recent concert in Mexico, she twerked around gleefully while two backup dancers whipped her on fake butt with a Mexican flag. Government officials...
From: Jezebel | By: Callie Beusman | Thursday, September 18, 2014
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Deadspin The NFL's Useful Idiots Want Roger Goodell To Get Tough; They're Wrong | Gawker Breathing | Gizmodo 7 Dead Shopping Malls That Found Surprising Second Lives | Kotaku New Silent Hills Concept Trailer Is Nightmare Fuel Read more......
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A model walks the runway at the Ashish show during London Fashion Week Spring Summer 2015 on September 16, 2014 in London, England.Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Rebecca Rose | Thursday, September 18, 2014
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Fashion: It's quirky, it's fun, it's whimsical while also serious and very frightening. Whenever I think of fashion, I think of Nina Garcia sternly lecturing me about my love for the color green. Meadham Kirchhoff are a little bit more conceptual. (And...
From: Jezebel | By: Mark Shrayber | Thursday, September 18, 2014
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Did anyone else what it would look like if a restaurant did something in perfect inverse douche proportion to the awesomeness of the Baltimore restaurants who publicly flipped off Ray Rice? Well, now we know!Read more......
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In today's Tweet Beat, Ariana Grande is enjoying this little roller-coaster called life, Mindy Kaling has cool friends and Rita Ora overshares. Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Kara Brown | Wednesday, September 17, 2014
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DRAMA ON THE CATWALK ALERT. Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Rebecca Rose | Thursday, September 18, 2014
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"Jimmy," as he is known in his neighborhood, has a problem: His neighbors are Indian immigrants. Jimmy's solution? Put the grossest, most disgusting porn in his windows and hope they move away after their 4-year-old sees it. Jimmy is an asshole.Read...
From: Jezebel | By: Mark Shrayber | Wednesday, September 17, 2014
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Ancients: They're just like us! Archeologists have discovered the remains of an Egyptian woman from around the time of 1335 B.C. whose hair was styled with more than 70 extensions. No word whether her hairdresser took her secret to the grave. Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Kelly Faircloth | Wednesday, September 17, 2014
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It’s no secret that few people actually go to a record store and buy CDs anymore, but someone is still buying music. Young people, old people, men, women … who is financially supporting the artists that we are forced to endure during all of these...
From: Jezebel | By: Hillary Crosley | Wednesday, September 17, 2014
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What's better than looking for some loser dressed in last season's striped leftovers in the middle of a badly drawn picture of ancient peoples? Anything, basically. But even better than that is trying to find the hidden dildos in these photos!Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Mark Shrayber | Wednesday, September 17, 2014
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Deadspin I Turned Out OK In Spite Of Corporal Punishment, Not Because Of It | io9 What Are the Real Odds That Your Birth Control Will Fail? | Kotaku Lara Croft Contest Date from 1999 Inspires Hilarious Fan Fiction | Lifehacker The Best Ways to Use Google's...
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Just looking at this dosed-up feline is giving me a contact high that will last the entire afternoon. Are you okay, cat? Because I'm not, and we're only on the first picture.Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Mark Shrayber | Wednesday, September 17, 2014
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Sherri Shepherd’s child by a surrogate mother has a name, Lamar Sally, Jr. Her ex-husband named the child after himself and says Sherri was prepared to “love” the newborn. As for Shepherd – who appeared on The Wendy Williams Show Wednesday morning...
From: Jezebel | By: Hillary Crosley | Wednesday, September 17, 2014
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Mere days after Queen B's 33rd birthday, controversy befalls the House of Dereon yet again! Beyoncé (or, more realistically, whoever takes Bey's Tumblr and Instagram photos) has been called out by Twitter for photoshopping an exaggerated thigh gap into...
From: Jezebel | By: Madeleine Davies | Wednesday, September 17, 2014
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One day, great philosophers will answer one of the most challenging puzzles that has perplexed humanity for hundreds of years—why do dogs insist on eating your underwear? Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Rebecca Rose | Wednesday, September 17, 2014
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Hot new wedding trend: brawls . These days, all the chicest weddings have them! Take one Buffalo couple, whose reception allegedly culminated in a hundred-person melee that required seven different police departments to suppress. Ah, romance!Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Kelly Faircloth | Wednesday, September 17, 2014
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We need to discuss some recent, ill-advised uses of the word "urban." I am not a fan of using that word to describe anything other than a city because the vast majority of the time, "urban" is just white people speak for "black." Some dictionaries will...
From: Jezebel | By: Kara Brown | Wednesday, September 17, 2014
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Early last fall, America watched with salacious glee as a 22-year-old Indiana woman named Sydney Leathers changed from sky-high heels into flats to chase disgraced NYC mayoral candidate Anthony Weiner through a Midtown McDonald's. Since then, Leathers...
From: Jezebel | By: Erin Gloria Ryan | Wednesday, September 17, 2014
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Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which we attempt to cobble together meaning using the hot glue of human cognition after reading Star, Us Weekly, OK!, Life & Style and InTouch. This week, Lauren Conrad, a man and Pinterest were united in holy...
From: Jezebel | By: Callie Beusman | Wednesday, September 17, 2014
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Have you ever wondered why men become gynecologists? What prompts guys like Danny Castellano of The Mindy Project or Bill Masters on Masters of Sex to take up a speculum and go to work? Well, someone investigated and it got pretty ... interesting.Read...
From: Jezebel | By: Hillary Crosley | Wednesday, September 17, 2014
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De Beers wants you to know that diamond demand is high and supply is increasingly scarce, so be prepared for the price of ice to increase. Ignore them, because companies like De Beers are quite literally in the business of convincing you that diamonds...
From: Jezebel | By: Kelly Faircloth | Wednesday, September 17, 2014
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Sweatshirts are the hot trend for fall, you know, the time of year when you’ll probably be wearing sweatshirts anyway, because the air is crisp and long-sleeves are helpful. I, as a fashionable lazy person, am thrilled about this news. Et tu?Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Hillary Crosley | Wednesday, September 17, 2014
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Gloria Steinem will appear on an upcoming episode of The Good Wife as herself. On Live! with Kelly and Michael, Julianna Marguiles said that she freaked out when Steinem filmed her scene: "I made a fool of myself and then had to email her and had to...
From: Jezebel | By: Kate Dries | Wednesday, September 17, 2014
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Yesterday, Kitchenette reported on a glorious Facebook rant by Laura Ramadei, an NYC-based server and bartender who claims she was groped by a customer/hedge-funder named Brian Lederman. Lederman has since responded, saying he never touched Ramadei inappropriately,...
From: Jezebel | By: Madeleine Davies | Wednesday, September 17, 2014
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Judd Apatow fans won't have to wait until the inevitable Paul Rudd/Leslie Mann vehicle This is 80 to get new material from the writer/director. As long as they have a Netflix account, that is. Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Rebecca Rose | Wednesday, September 17, 2014
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BREAKING: Nike has suspended its endorsement contract with Adrian Peterson pic.twitter.com/Oq87qNxLYb — darren rovell (@darrenrovell) September 17, 2014 Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Kate Dries | Wednesday, September 17, 2014
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Here's a milestone: This year's London Fashion Week included a real-deal plus-size runway show for the brand Evans. Which is even more remarkable when you consider they're the UK equivalent of Lane Bryant. Maybe the plus-size corporate motherships really...
From: Jezebel | By: Kelly Faircloth | Wednesday, September 17, 2014
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A Chinese court has awarded a woman $5,000 after she claims she lost her virginity to a man who promised to marry her only to find that the man was already married. Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Isha Aran | Wednesday, September 17, 2014
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During the premiere of season three of The Mindy Project Tuesday night, Chris Messina — aka Danny Castellano — danced around partially clothed not once but twice, first to Boston's "More Than A Feeling" and then to Lenny Kravitz's "American Woman."Read...
From: Jezebel | By: Kate Dries | Wednesday, September 17, 2014
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After professing her distaste for Ariana Grande, Mayim Bialik is back with another complaint: She didn't like the movie Frozen, either. She's really getting the hang of this blogging thing! Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Kelly Faircloth | Wednesday, September 17, 2014
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Alison Bechdel, the cartoonist behind Dykes to Watch Out For, Fun Home: A Family Tragicomic, and Are You My Mother?: A Comic Drama, and, of course, the ever-relevant Bechdel Test, has been named a recipient of this year's MacArthur Fellows, also known...
From: Jezebel | By: Isha Aran | Wednesday, September 17, 2014
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Hey Friend! I just made a really cool playlist that I wanted to share with you. It's the Cheesecake Factory's parody of Iggy Azalea's "Fancy" — called "We're So Cheesecake" — repeated again and again, until you either die (of happiness) or your ears...
From: Jezebel | By: Madeleine Davies | Wednesday, September 17, 2014
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To celebrate the 30th anniversary of Ghostbusters, Krispy Kreme is offering special, limited edition donuts inspired by the movie.Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Rebecca Rose | Wednesday, September 17, 2014
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A mom in Ohio forked over her diamond ring in lieu of tuition for her son's summer school. Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Rebecca Rose | Wednesday, September 17, 2014
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On Wednesday's episode of the brand-new Meredith Vieira Show, the titular host is set to discuss details of her past experiences in an abusive relationship.Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Kate Dries | Wednesday, September 17, 2014
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New details have come out about the medical procedure during which Joan Rivers went into cardiac arrest, and they're really appalling. Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Callie Beusman | Wednesday, September 17, 2014
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