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Hype Energy®, a drink Kim Kardashian has almost certainly never tasted, has released a new advertisement/short film called “Hype Energy Drink/Kim Kardashian West Film” and I have idea what the fuck it’s trying to tell us.Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Bobby Finger | Tuesday, July 28, 2015
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Diet Pepsi recently announced that it would be removing the aspartame from its formula and replacing it with sucralose. As a connoisseur of both artificial sweeteners among many others, I reject this notion. Aspartame is great. I love aspartame.Read...
From: Jezebel | By: Julianne Escobedo Shepherd | Tuesday, July 28, 2015
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Look at this metaphor for our lives in the form of a cute puppy video. Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Marie Lodi | Wednesday, July 29, 2015
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Jill Soloway recently appeared at L.A.’s Cinefamily theater to promote her website, Wifey.tv, and for a collaboration with all-women filmmaking collective Film Fatales. In 2013, Soloway launched the digital platform with co-founder Rebecca Odes to...
From: Jezebel | By: Marie Lodi | Wednesday, July 29, 2015
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It had been a long time since anyone heard from Linda Tripp, the woman who befriended Monica Lewinsky and secretly recorded their conversations which were later used to out Lewinsky’s affair with President Clinton. Now she’s back and speaking out...
From: Jezebel | By: Marie Lodi | Wednesday, July 29, 2015
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We all know Terry Richardson is a creep, but how often does he get called that to his face? Hopefully plenty, but in case he doesn’t, comedian Jeff Leach did God’s work when he saw Richardson on the street and asked him how it feels to be “an absolute...
From: Jezebel | By: Marie Lodi | Wednesday, July 29, 2015
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Paula Pell, the woman behind some of your favorite Saturday Night Live sketches, is creating a new half-hour comedy series for HBO. The as-yet-to-be-titled series will be about a “fallen Olympic figure skater who returns home to Massachusetts to confront...
From: Jezebel | By: Marie Lodi | Wednesday, July 29, 2015
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If your kid loves Garfield or Cathy (don’t knock it, there are dozens of us) you may want to keep a careful eye on their eating habits. New research suggests that lovably chubby cartoon characters might be encouraging children to pig out more and worry...
From: Jezebel | By: Mark Shrayber | Tuesday, July 28, 2015
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Recently, the Daily Beast—citing Harry Hurt III’s Donald Trump biography Lost Tycoon: The Many Lives of Donald J. Trump—unearthed a courtroom deposition by Ivana Trump, Trump’s ex wife, describing a rape that occurred during the couple’s marriage...
From: Jezebel | By: Madeleine Davies | Wednesday, July 29, 2015
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Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt begins production of its second season in August and, now that the show has settled at Netflix, creators Tina Fey and Robert Carlock can take far more liberties than they could when the show was slated for broadcast television....
From: Jezebel | By: Rachel Vorona Cote | Tuesday, July 28, 2015
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In today’s Tweet Beat, Patti LaBelle sends Questlove the best dinner invite ever, Retta is perfect and a lot of celebrity are mad at that dentist who killed that lion. Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Kara Brown | Tuesday, July 28, 2015
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Redheads are often under-appreciated in the world of fashion and beauty. Redheads also make up a small percentage of the world’s population. That’s why Tristan Rodgers has created MC1R, a magazine that’s for the “crimson-tressed” and those...
From: Jezebel | By: Mark Shrayber | Tuesday, July 28, 2015
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Congratulations to Ashlee Simpson, Evan Ross, and all of these matching guys. Read more......
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Fresh off the latest season of The Bachelorette that yet again delivered some solid ratings (up from last year!), someone’s a little bizarrely defensive, and that someone is franchise host Chris Harrison.Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Kate Dries | Tuesday, July 28, 2015
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Recently Planned Parenthood has been entangled in what their president Cecile Richards refers to as a “smear campaign.” Accused of selling fetal parts by way of highly suspect videos from anti-abortion group Center for Medical Progress, Congress...
From: Jezebel | By: Rachel Vorona Cote | Tuesday, July 28, 2015
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Pixels reminded us all just how shitty an actor Adam Sandler can be . But it’s worse than you probably realize. As a star, and also as a producer, Sandler has created a string of horrible, vapid comedies that have helped make us all dumber. His movies...
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Welcome to Loser Sons of Politics, a column where members of the Jezebel staff recall with fondness the antics of the loser sons of politicians. Today, for the first time and with great pleasure, we bring you a loser daughter. #Historic #EqualityRead...
From: Jezebel | By: Anna Merlan | Tuesday, July 28, 2015
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For the past two weeks, I have carried Sandra Bland with me everywhere I go. At first, it was a smiling image of her that haunted my thoughts; she is dressed in what looks to be a black blazer and white blouse, one of her baby locs creeping out of place...
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Oh no. That sound you hear echoing around St. Barths and Rodeo Drive is the sound of a million socialites and celebrities inwardly screaming, as the status of their beloved Birkin bags is thrown into question, with just a few words from the bag’s namesake.Read...
From: Jezebel | By: Kate Dries | Tuesday, July 28, 2015
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Teenagers are often told to not put anything online unless they want it there forever, but a new campaign in the U.K. is pressuring tech companies to allow young people to delete or edit content that they put on the internet before their 18th birthday....
From: Jezebel | By: Madeleine Davies | Tuesday, July 28, 2015
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The New York Times has issued a rebuttal to former Times journalist and current spa owner Richard Bernstein, who wrote in the New York Review of Books that nail salons can’t possibly be as bad as the NYT suggested in their series “Unvarnished.”...
From: Jezebel | By: Anna Merlan | Tuesday, July 28, 2015
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Did you watch The Bachelorette? Me neither, but that won’t stop me from talking about it. Here, a cisgender ¯\_(ツ)_/¯sexual female person who has never watched the show asks a cisgender heterosexual male person who did watch the show, “What was...
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Camille Paglia is doing a long, three-part interview with Salon to celebrate the triumphantly annoying return of the ‘90s in the form of Bill Cosby, Bush vs. Clinton, political correctness, and, of course, Camille Paglia. The first part of that interview...
From: Jezebel | By: Jia Tolentino | Tuesday, July 28, 2015
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After much anticipation, Deez Nuts (I-Iowa) has declared his intent to run for President. Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Julianne Escobedo Shepherd | Tuesday, July 28, 2015
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Hey! How ya doin’? Good? Great, me too! Well, aside from this one little issue. See, Goop is the exclusive seller of four $1,695 “hip-hop-inspired” Edie Parker clutches and I was thinking maybe you could help me figure out why.Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Bobby Finger | Tuesday, July 28, 2015
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Kanye West closed out the Pan Am games Monday night and introduced the audience to a fun new way of storming off stage. The rapper, who’s known for his brilliant lyrics as well as an explosive temper, showed off both during his set in Toronto, earning...
From: Jezebel | By: Mark Shrayber | Tuesday, July 28, 2015
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Another beautiful morning in America, another Republican with fun, fresh opinions about rape: this week’s first-place winner in the “You Can’t Possibly Mean That” Olympics is Donald Trump’s attorney Michael D. Cohen, who told The Daily Beast,...
From: Jezebel | By: Anna Merlan | Tuesday, July 28, 2015
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Walter Palmer, a dentist and all-around piece of shit from Minnesota, is said to have paid $55,000 to kill a beloved 13-year-old Zimbabwean lion, nicknamed Cecil, who had been wearing a collar as a part of a long-running Oxford University research project.Read...
From: Jezebel | By: Ellie Shechet | Tuesday, July 28, 2015
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Meghan “All About That Bass” Trainor is contributing a song to the upcoming Peanuts movie. It is, according to People magazine, “all about letting go of your insecurities and embracing your true self on the dance floor.” Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Kelly Faircloth | Tuesday, July 28, 2015
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Macy Gray is in love with her vibrator. His name is Bob, he “fits like a glove,” and she wrote a delightful little song in his honor. Though I’m unable to comment on the specific relationship a woman can have with her her favorite sex toy, I feel...
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While San Antonio Spurs coach Becky Hammon breaks the glass ceiling in the NBA, Dr. Jen Welter has joined the Arizona Cardinals as the first female coach in NFL history. According to NBC News, she’ll be coaching inside linebackers as an intern during...
From: Jezebel | By: Hillary Crosley Coker | Tuesday, July 28, 2015
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On July 14, 2015, Rexdale Henry, 53, was found dead in his prison cell at Neshoba County Jail. Now a private autopsy is being conducted to determine the cause of Henry’s death, which contributes to the ever-increasing body count of people of color...
From: Jezebel | By: Rachel Vorona Cote | Tuesday, July 28, 2015
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The photographer who shot New York Magazine’s epic cover featuring 35 of Bill Cosby’s rape accusers describes the photo shoots as an emotional bonding session, during which many of the women met for the first time.Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Clover Hope | Tuesday, July 28, 2015
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On Monday night, it was finally revealed who Kaitlyn Bristowe will presumably spend the rest of her life with. Unfortunately for ABC and The Bachelorette, that secret was out of the bag a long time ago.Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Kate Dries | Tuesday, July 28, 2015
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Last night on The Daily Show, Jon Stewart managed to effectively smack down Mike Huckabee’s “oven door” comment with a few video clips and some theatrical grunts. It’s truly unnecessary to put in any rhetorical effort—Huckabee is just that...
From: Jezebel | By: Ellie Shechet | Tuesday, July 28, 2015
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This is the opener on Carly Rae’s new album Emotion, and on this day in the year of our Pop Lord 2015, it is the best song in the world. Read more......
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Preliminary autopsy results for Bobbi Kristina Brown have been released, and they show “no obvious signs” that she was killed. The Fulton County Medical Examiner report says “no significant injuries were noted” and that there is “no obvious...
From: Jezebel | By: Bobby Finger | Tuesday, July 28, 2015
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Donald Trump, GOP presidential candidate and fart-infused lump of raw meat, espouses all manner of opinions on rape, particularly regarding its supposed perpetrators. But he vehemently denies accusations that he sexually assaulted—perhaps raped—his...
From: Jezebel | By: Rachel Vorona Cote | Tuesday, July 28, 2015
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Rejoice and be glad: the latest in underwear technology enables you to let fly your wettest, most odorous farts without so much as a knowing sniff from the person seated next to you.Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Rachel Vorona Cote | Tuesday, July 28, 2015
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Amnesty International, one of the most powerful forces in human rights protection, has just issued a proposal to decriminalize sex work and, predictably, it has been met with opposition. But fear not: learned gender studies scholars like Anne Hathaway,...
From: Jezebel | By: Rachel Vorona Cote | Tuesday, July 28, 2015
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In today’s Tweet Beat, JoJo is in charge of my life now, Bob Saget teases the reunion nobody remembers asking for and St. Vincent talks booze. Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Kara Brown | Monday, July 27, 2015
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Topshop will no longer display its clothing on freakishly tiny mannequins after British shopper Laura Berry posted a complaint on Facebook.Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Joanna Rothkopf | Monday, July 27, 2015
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During a recent visit to Germany, Shia LaBeouf and girlfriend Mia Goth were seen having an intense verbal argument on the street. When locals (with cameras) intervened to separate the pair and offer LaBouf a ride to the airport, the actor was recorded...
From: Jezebel | By: Madeleine Davies | Tuesday, July 28, 2015
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On Monday, Waller County District Attorney Elton Mathis announced that a committee of outside lawyers will review Sandra Bland’s unsettling death while in police custody.Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Joanna Rothkopf | Monday, July 27, 2015
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Welcome to Would U?, an academic forum in which I share my gross crush of the week and ask if you, too, would bang that person.Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Ellie Shechet | Monday, July 27, 2015
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Speaker of the House John Boehner (R) participated in a jaunty interview segment on Golf TV, for some reason, and although the full tête-à-tête doesn’t air until August 3rd, the 30-second preview is an illuminating glimpse into the life of a Republican...
From: Jezebel | By: Ellie Shechet | Monday, July 27, 2015
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Not a very chipper week on Poldark, so most of this week’s abs were glum, broody abs. Read more......
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Attorneys for migrant women freed from South Texas detention facilities earlier this month say their clients are being forced to wear ankle monitors by U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement. The lawyers also say the release process has been full of...
From: Jezebel | By: Anna Merlan | Monday, July 27, 2015
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Sherri Shepherd misses The View so much that she’s reportedly returning as a co-host next season. Congrats?Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Clover Hope | Monday, July 27, 2015
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An ethics advocate who serves as a deputy speaker of the House of Lords has been busted by a British tabloid, allegedly doing cocaine with a pair of prostitutes. This, as you might expect, is stirring up some scandal.Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Kelly Faircloth | Monday, July 27, 2015
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