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During last summer's trip to Northern Ireland, Queen Elizabeth paid a visit to the Game of Thrones set. But, much to the dismay of fans of Royals Doing Things photography, she declined to sit on the Iron Throne of Westeros for a quick pic . Turns out...
From: Jezebel | By: Kelly Faircloth | Thursday, March 26, 2015
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Jolie Kerr is a cleaning expert and advice columnist. She'll be here every week helping to answer your filthiest questions. Are you dirty? Check the Squalor Archive for assistance. Are you still dirty? Email her.Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Jolie Kerr | Wednesday, March 25, 2015
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Boo Boo Kitty and Andre Lyon are seeing each other in some capacity, in real life.Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Clover Hope | Wednesday, March 25, 2015
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As the Millennial generation marches toward the marrying-age sweetspot of 25-35, the Wedding Industrial Complex is hustling to address the unique needs of these unique buyers. Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Jolie Kerr | Wednesday, March 25, 2015
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The Supreme Court has given former UPS driver Peggy Young another chance to prove in district court that the company discriminated against her while she was pregnant. Young was placed on unpaid leave for most of her pregnancy after telling her supervisor...
From: Jezebel | By: Anna Merlan | Wednesday, March 25, 2015
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The Chive, who yesterday used a photo of a woman in the depths of anorexia for a post on "amazing" weight loss transformations, has apologized to the woman. Kinda. An apology that's like, "Woah, how did that picture get in there? We guess we'll never...
From: Jezebel | By: Anna Merlan | Wednesday, March 25, 2015
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A not guilty verdict in the death of 36-year-old First Nations woman Cindy Gladue is stirring widespread anger in Canada; Bradley Barton, a long-haul trucker from Ontario, was acquitted last week on charges related to her 2011 death. The jury evidently...
From: Jezebel | By: Anna Merlan | Friday, March 27, 2015
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Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris are a thing that is happening so BUY A TICKET OR GET OFF THE TRAIN.Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Madeleine Davies | Friday, March 27, 2015
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Hello, all. Welcome to Shade Court. It's Friday, there's a new Rihanna single and I need a drink so let's just jump right in.Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Kara Brown | Friday, March 27, 2015
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The recently announced merger of Heinz and Kraft has prompted some to declare ketchup "a comfort food for people who never aged past wearing disposable pants, using fat pencils and shoving their dirty fists in their mouths." Jeb Lund, normally a quick-witted...
From: Jezebel | By: Kate Dries | Friday, March 27, 2015
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Gothamist brings our attention to a tone-deaf email that went out to NYU staff last week, asking for donations to student scholarships, both to the "1831 Fund" specifically and also just in general. Tuition's up to $71,000 a year, after all, so "your...
From: Jezebel | By: Jia Tolentino | Friday, March 27, 2015
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Today, from Reddit's unreliable and rocky shores, someone claiming to be a "very famous" 26-year-old singer and actress posted in r/Relationships about how much she loathes being famous and how sad it's making her. There is absolutely no way to know...
From: Jezebel | By: Anna Merlan | Friday, March 27, 2015
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The Obamas are said to be plotting a potential move to New York once the President leaves office in 2017. Cool. It's a terrible place to live. I mean, it's a great place to live. Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Clover Hope | Friday, March 27, 2015
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The bitter jokes, they write themselves: University of Oklahoma President David Boren revealed on Friday that the racist chanters of Sigma Alpha Epsilon learned that chant on a "national leadership cruise" four years ago. Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Anna Merlan | Friday, March 27, 2015
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It's been a tough week for One Direction fans. And now that the weekend is drawing near, promising a full two days of grieving without any annoying interruptions like insensitive teachers or parents who just don't get it. Since the only way you'll ever...
From: Jezebel | By: Mark Shrayber | Friday, March 27, 2015
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A couple of weeks ago, I saw a short Vine clip of Iggy Azalea rapping in her very own special language, lost footage apparently from a 2013 concert called Live Splash. A full version of that video floated across our timelines today and honestly, I'm...
From: Jezebel | By: Clover Hope | Friday, March 27, 2015
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Anyone who was at Lollapalooza 2012, when a massive storm shut the festival down for hours and people dangerously flooded into the streets of downtown Chicago with no direction or purpose, knows life doesn't get much worse than that when it comes to...
From: Jezebel | By: Kate Dries | Friday, March 27, 2015
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Picture this: You're 18, you're in love and you're also, inexplicably, in a Spencer's. The object of your affection, the only person who has ever and will ever matter, lifts up a box featuring a $13 vibe and says "I need this. I need this." You want...
From: Jezebel | By: Mark Shrayber | Friday, March 27, 2015
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Rupi Kaur, a Sikh poet living in Canada, posted the above image on Instagram early this week—and swiftly got hit with one of these:Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Jia Tolentino | Friday, March 27, 2015
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Welcome to Grim Yelp Reviews, a new regular feature where we share people's worst experiences at the worst places. This week: swimming pools, and the horrifying mysteries floating in them. Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Anna Merlan | Friday, March 27, 2015
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Here is a video of Jimmy Fallon singing "Barbara Ann" with five different (creepy) waxwork copies of himself borrowed from Madame Tussauds. It's unnerving as hell but also Jimmy Fallon WOULD sing "Barbara Ann" with five different waxwork copies of himself...
From: Jezebel | By: Kelly Faircloth | Friday, March 27, 2015
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Uber is once again facing some questions about its safety standards, after a Philadelphia woman told police she was raped and kidnapped by an UberX driver . The company didn't learn about the rape until 40 days later, when a reporter from Philadelphia...
From: Jezebel | By: Anna Merlan | Friday, March 27, 2015
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In the summer of 2012, shortly after she filed divorce papers to dissolve her marriage to Tom Cruise, the actress Katie Holmes moved into a Manhattan apartment building called the Chelsea Mercantile. The prewar building has 354 units, a private garage,...
From: Jezebel | By: J.K. Trotter | Friday, March 27, 2015
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He's not coming back this season (thank grawd!), but actor Jason Biggs isn't making any promises about staying away from Orange Is the New Black in the future. Biggs, currently starring in a play on Broadway told Huffington Post Live the sad news of...
From: Jezebel | By: Collier Meyerson | Friday, March 27, 2015
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The Department of Justice released a report on Thursday slamming the Drug Enforcement Administration (DEA) for throwing "sex parties" with sex workers hired by Colombian drug cartels. Sounds like a real conflict of interest.Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Collier Meyerson | Friday, March 27, 2015
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Yesterday, Indiana Governor Mike Pence signed SB 101 into law, a "religious freedom" bill that will allow business owners in the state to discriminate against whoever they please. A dozen other states are considering similar measures, but in the meantime,...
From: Jezebel | By: Anna Merlan | Friday, March 27, 2015
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Here's a strange story out of California: in the early afternoon on Monday of this week, 30-year-old Vallejo resident Aaron Quinn called the police, saying that his girlfriend, 29-year-old Denise Huskins, had been kidnapped from his house that morning...
From: Jezebel | By: Jia Tolentino | Friday, March 27, 2015
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Deadspin Woman Who Protested Oregon Accessing Rape Victim's Records: I'm Fired | Gawker Woman Jailed for Incestuous Relationship With Father | Gizmodo I Paid a UX Expert $100 to Get Drunk and Evaluate Gizmodo's Design | Lifehacker How to Create Your...
From: Jalopnik | By: Jane-Claire Quigley | Friday, March 27, 2015
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For the first time since leaving One Direction, ZAYN MALIK SPEAKS.Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Madeleine Davies | Friday, March 27, 2015
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I purchased pairs on pairs on pairs of Victoria's Secret panties when I was young and knew nothing about my body or comfort. All of them pierced deep into the flesh of my hips and lower belly, and sagged in the ass. Deeply painful memories. What I didn't...
From: Jezebel | By: Collier Meyerson | Friday, March 27, 2015
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What happens when Iris Apfel, the fashion world's most glittering butterfly, meets Kanye West? MAGIC, that's what.Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Madeleine Davies | Friday, March 27, 2015
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This is what the world has come to: The evil marshmallow sacks known formally as owls are no longer content to attack humans in the wild. Instead, these tiny balls of clawed terror are showing up on doorsteps to demand sacrifice, fuck up your home and...
From: Jezebel | By: Mark Shrayber | Friday, March 27, 2015
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Remember that Lena Dunham episode from last week? It was the lowest rated of the season so far. Anyway, this week's episode, titled "Put A Ring On It," involves Cyrus' upcoming wedding and David's ongoing B613 takedown.Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Clover Hope | Friday, March 27, 2015
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Net-a-porter, the online designer fashion mecca, is in talks to be bought by retail giant Amazon for the cool sum of $2.19 billion, Women's Wear Daily reports.Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Madeleine Davies | Friday, March 27, 2015
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This month's NYLON cover girl, actress Shailene Woodley told the mag she considers bugs the future of food. "I've eaten ants and that was great," she said. "And June bugs, that was great. I think the future of food is in insects, so we'll see what happens."...
From: Jezebel | By: Collier Meyerson | Friday, March 27, 2015
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Karrueche Tran, Chris Brown's ex-girlfriend, has apparently sort of gotten her life fixed by Own's life coach extraordinaire Iyanla Vanzant. We congratulate her.Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Hillary Crosley Coker | Thursday, March 26, 2015
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Whether that's a good or bad thing, only you can decide. (Please note the green juice as prop.) Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Kelly Faircloth | Thursday, March 26, 2015
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In today's Tweet Beat, Patrick Stewart knows how to woo the laydays, Chris Evans is living his dream and Terry Crews is the greatest. Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Kara Brown | Thursday, March 26, 2015
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Following in the auspicious steps of Kate Moss's little sister and Justin Bieber , Kendall Jenner is the latest addition to Calvin Klein's new campaign #mycalvins for their jeans. Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Kate Dries | Thursday, March 26, 2015
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Aisha Moodie-Mills is the new president and CEO of the Victory Fund and Institute, a leading LGBT political organization, and the first black woman hold the position. A mainstay on MSNBC's circle of commentators, she was previously a Senior Fellow and...
From: Jezebel | By: Hillary Crosley Coker | Thursday, March 26, 2015
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Hilary Duff's Dignity was one of the best albums of the late 2000s and I will fight anyone who disagrees. Unfortunately, after giving us the Europop perfection we neither deserved nor appreciated (tragic!), Duff went quiet for almost eight years. But...
From: Jezebel | By: Mark Shrayber | Thursday, March 26, 2015
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In an absolute triumph for bullshit, Arizona lawmakers passed a bill Wednesday that will require doctors to tell abortion-seeking patients that medication abortions are "reversible." There's absolutely no credible scientific evidence that abortions can...
From: Jezebel | By: Anna Merlan | Thursday, March 26, 2015
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Taraji P. Henson will host the April 11 edition of Saturday Night Live. The musical guest will be Mumford & Sons, but who cares. There will definitely be a Cookie skit, and here's what else I'm hoping for: a Baby Boy reference, furs on furs on furs,...
From: Jezebel | By: Clover Hope | Thursday, March 26, 2015
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Gawker What We Know About the Germanwings Flight and Its Pilot, Andreas Lubitz | io9 8 Things People Say In Interviews That Usually Mean A Movie Will Suck | Jalopnik Clarkson: 'Leave Oisin Alone, None Of This Is His Fault' | Kotaku My Time In Police...
From: Lifehacker | By: Jane-Claire Quigley | Thursday, March 26, 2015
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While you were busy braying at the moon about the death of One Direction, an Indian two-year-old was kicking ass, taking names and ensuring her triumph and victory in any number of possible dystopian situations (zombies, Hunger Games, The Oregon Trail)...
From: Jezebel | By: Mark Shrayber | Thursday, March 26, 2015
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Back to the old, though Kim Kardashian is wearing a nameplate necklace that says Nori on it!Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Kate Dries | Thursday, March 26, 2015
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Sadly, Downton Abbey will not stretch on long enough that we finally see the whole kit and caboodle sold to some aging rockstar. The show is giving it one more season—the sixth—and then calling it quits with a Christmas Day finale. Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Kelly Faircloth | Thursday, March 26, 2015
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Oprah is opening up her vault of fancy rich lady wares and holding an auction to rid herself of a few of her least favorite things. The items, culled from her Chicago home, make both zero sense and all the sense at the same time. I might not have originally...
From: Jezebel | By: Kara Brown | Thursday, March 26, 2015
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Mikaila Ulmer, a 10-year-old girl from Texas, is the face of a thriving lemonade business. No, it's not just a well-trafficked stand in her parents front yard, but a full-fledged company—BeeSweet Lemonade—that just got a $60K investment on Shark...
From: Jezebel | By: Madeleine Davies | Thursday, March 26, 2015
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What the fuck is wrong with you? Yes, you. Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Erin Gloria Ryan | Thursday, March 26, 2015
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