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Before Dave Hockey met Shawna Bigelow, he thought the only love he could find was in the cold, perfect embrace of a lifelike sex doll. He had tried dating websites and found that women just weren't into his passion. But Bigelow was different. When Hockey...
From: Jezebel | By: Mark Shrayber | Wednesday, October 1, 2014
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Amber Rose walked in on Wiz Khalifa during a threeway with twins, according to a friend of hers.Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Rebecca Rose | Wednesday, October 1, 2014
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A lot of fuss have been made over goats and rabbits lately, but that's all hype. Once the buzz dies down, we'll be left with the truth: baby cheetahs are the cutest animals of all time. Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Madeleine Davies | Tuesday, September 30, 2014
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Calling all the basic bitches: The dreams of Broad City's Ilana have finally come true! She has given birth to her friend Abbi's child. The baby (a 1-pound doll covered in lube) and mother are both healthy and resting happily.Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Madeleine Davies | Tuesday, September 30, 2014
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Supreme Court Justice and perfect human being Ruth Bader Ginsburg is 81 years old and, to reiterate, not planning on retiring any time soon. That's partly because she does a military workout to keep herself in shape, and partly because she can't think...
From: Jezebel | By: Erin Gloria Ryan | Tuesday, September 30, 2014
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Deep in the recesses of Manhattan's East Village, there is an empty storefront that has been causing something between a scoff and full-blown outrage—the name of the place is Gestations, and it claims to be NYC's first bar for pregnant women. Brb,...
From: Jezebel | By: Isha Aran | Tuesday, September 30, 2014
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If Comme des Garçons' Rei Kawakubo has her way, next spring we will all be praying at the altar of our own ovaries, in her brilliant crimson odes to blood and guts and "roses, but not a pretty rose." It is brilliant, it is sculptural, it is clothing...
From: Jezebel | By: Julianne Escobedo Shepherd | Monday, September 29, 2014
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Everybody has dealbreakers, right? You won't date a vegetarian who doesn't drink, a Republican who likes active rock, anyone seriously into SUP yoga. But then you find yourself falling for someone in spite of these egregious errors of existence, wondering...
From: Jezebel | By: Tracy Moore | Monday, September 29, 2014
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Meet Asher Silva Vargas, a Mexico City lawyer who loves Harry Potter just a little bit more than anyone else in the universe, possibly even more than J.K. Rowling. Don't think that's true? His collection of Harry Potter memorabilia will tell you otherwise.Read...
From: Jezebel | By: Mark Shrayber | Thursday, October 2, 2014
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BREAKING NEWS: Giant bees are real and they are taking over. They're coming for you, your loved ones and your pets. And they're especially coming after weather reporter Jennifer Ketchmark. In fact, they're terrorizing her live on air.Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Mark Shrayber | Thursday, October 2, 2014
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University of Iowa has dug its heels in regarding the firing of Field Hockey coach Tracey Griesbaum, whose employment was terminated in August amid allegations of misconduct. She is one of five female coaches dismissed since 2009, but the school refuses...
From: Jezebel | By: Hillary Crosley | Thursday, October 2, 2014
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Wednesday is the hardest day of the week. That's a scientific fact I just made up to get you to agree with me, but you also know it's true. You know what else is hard, though? Walking down stairs. Or walking up stairs. Walking, really. Inspire yourself...
From: Jezebel | By: Mark Shrayber | Thursday, October 2, 2014
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Mila Kunis gave birth to her first child with Ashton Kutcher on Tuesday night. Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Rebecca Rose | Thursday, October 2, 2014
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Amanda Bynes might have a secret, unverified Twitter account she is using to refute media stories about her. Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Rebecca Rose | Thursday, October 2, 2014
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Tina Belcher is hands down, one of the greatest characters ever in television history. So who better to get her very own sassy, flashy remix. Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Rebecca Rose | Wednesday, October 1, 2014
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In today's Tweet Beat, the former yet forever reigning queen of daytime television and the queen of Thursday nights meet together at Harvard University and rain blessings upon all who shall receive, Madonna and Miley Cyrus grind on each other and Kathie...
From: Jezebel | By: Kara Brown | Wednesday, October 1, 2014
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Good luck getting the thumbs-up for an original concept featuring a female lead. But wouldn't you like to make a big-budget movie about some third-rate plastic tchotchke from the 1990s, instead? That's all Hollywood seems capable of producing these days,...
From: Jezebel | By: Kelly Faircloth | Wednesday, October 1, 2014
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Paula Deen is in the midst of trying to claw her way back to relevancy over a year after she was exposed as the butter-soaked racist we all probably assumed she was. Steve Harvey and his mustache have a television show to host, advertising dollars to...
From: Jezebel | By: Kara Brown | Wednesday, October 1, 2014
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The NFL's 'A Crucial Catch,' in addition to being an eyesore, is a craven PR campaign designed to sell tickets and build goodwill among female fans (reminder: only 8% of the money it raises actually goes to breast cancer research). But perhaps its worst...
From: Jezebel | By: Erin Gloria Ryan | Wednesday, October 1, 2014
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On Wednesday, Michael Dunn was found guilty of first-degree murder in the fatal shooting of Jordan Davis last year. This is Dunn's second trial. In February he was found guilty of three counts of attempted second-degree murder and one count of shooting...
From: Jezebel | By: Hillary Crosley | Wednesday, October 1, 2014
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Wanna see the STEM gender gap illustrated so starkly that Marie Curie may very well rise from her grave to gnash her teeth? The Carnegie Science Center offers one workshop explicitly for Girl Scouts, and it's about the science of beauty products. Read...
From: Jezebel | By: Kelly Faircloth | Wednesday, October 1, 2014
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Broom broom and farewell, everyone.Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Callie Beusman | Wednesday, October 1, 2014
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The latest trailer for Christopher Nolan's Interstellar just dropped and Matthew McConaughey is in tip-top Matthew McConaughey shape. Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Julianne Escobedo Shepherd | Wednesday, October 1, 2014
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As proof that literally everyone deals with their post-break-up furor by listening to fratty rap-rock, on Wednesday, a newly single Amber Rose posted the following on her Insta:Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Julianne Escobedo Shepherd | Wednesday, October 1, 2014
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Urban Outfitters — no longer content with appropriating tragedy , Native American culture or independent artists' work — has moved on to appropriate another corporation's rightful place as the world's leading retailer of vinyl. Is lying to Wall Street...
From: Jezebel | By: Madeleine Davies | Wednesday, October 1, 2014
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The big-budget Biblical epic renaissance continues with Ridley Scott's Exodus: Gods and Men. As you can see from this newly released trailer, the cast is still hella white , because Egypt is located somewhere along the border with France, right? Read...
From: Jezebel | By: Kelly Faircloth | Wednesday, October 1, 2014
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Here is Kim Kardashian West leaving the Royal Monceau Hotel in Paris, France, Wednesday October 1, 2014. More after the jump. Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Dodai Stewart | Wednesday, October 1, 2014
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Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which we lose ourselves in the Dionysian revelry contained within Star, Us Weekly, OK!, Life & Style and InTouch. This week: Mariah Carey constantly drinks white wine out of a ginger ale can; Harry Styles is being...
From: Jezebel | By: Callie Beusman | Wednesday, October 1, 2014
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Secret Service Director Julia Pierson has resigned and Joseph Clancy, former Special Agent in Charge of the Presidential Protective Division, will take her place on an interim basis. Full statement from the Department of Homeland Security after the jump.Read...
From: Jezebel | By: Kate Dries | Wednesday, October 1, 2014
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Today, in inane conspiracy theories that are the literal worst, some people with too much time on their hands and one helluva confirmation bias have "discovered" that Sasha and Malia Obama were actually adopted and that the FLOTUS was born Michael LaVaughn...
From: Jezebel | By: Isha Aran | Wednesday, October 1, 2014
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America's Pot and Poop Princess Sarah Silverman is helming the Good Ship SNL this weekend, and to hype it, she and this year's designated Sexy Male Castmember Taran Killam got together to goof around on camera. As far as promotional reels go, it's quite...
From: Jezebel | By: Erin Gloria Ryan | Wednesday, October 1, 2014
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Are you interested in being married to George Clooney? WELL TOO DAMN BAD. He's already taken in case you somehow haven't heard. However, if you'd like to marry some other dude and pretend like you're marrying George Clooney, it is now that much easier...
From: Jezebel | By: Kara Brown | Wednesday, October 1, 2014
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Earlier this year, Chubbiness , an all-girl group consisting of girls bigger than your average Japanese starlet stormed the J-Pop scene. The Chubbiness girls love to talk (and eat) food and their favorite "chubby" body parts. They've been quite the sensation,...
From: Jezebel | By: Isha Aran | Wednesday, October 1, 2014
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The email was a lark—hardly even a serious offer. My friend and former professor Lorrie Moore was moving to Nashville to teach at Vanderbilt, and she wrote me to say that they needed someone to fill in for a semester, to teach a single undergraduate...
From: Jezebel | By: Emma Straub | Wednesday, October 1, 2014
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After being pummeled in the 2012 elections, the GOP has been asking itself, over and over, the infernal question it cannot seem to answer: What do women even care about? Finally, almost two years and dozens of embarrassing news cycles later, they have...
From: Jezebel | By: Erin Gloria Ryan | Wednesday, October 1, 2014
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New research indicates that the states with the biggest anti-choice boner also happen to be the ones with the worst record of caring for the fully formed human beings forced to live with the consequences of their leaders' ideology. What's more pro-life...
From: Jezebel | By: Erin Gloria Ryan | Wednesday, October 1, 2014
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Gather round, star watchers, and ready all your questions about celebrity, Golden Age Hollywood and Rudolph Valentino's taste in interior design because Scandals of Classic Hollywood scribe Anne Helen Petersen is here to answer them. Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Kelly Faircloth | Wednesday, October 1, 2014
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We've established before that actor Miles Teller is kinda babely, but that doesn't mean it's any less surprising (or pleasant) to watch him break out the drum sticks, sit down at the kit and jam with The Roots on The Tonight Show. Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Madeleine Davies | Wednesday, October 1, 2014
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After receiving a petition, the FCC (Federal Communications Commission) are considering banning the racial slur — and Washington D.C. pro football team name — "Redskins" from television and radio broadcasts. Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Madeleine Davies | Wednesday, October 1, 2014
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A white mother in Ohio is suing a sperm bank for accidentally giving her African-American sperm, which led to her having an African-American baby.Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Hillary Crosley | Wednesday, October 1, 2014
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News that Walmart is peddling a "Training to be Batman's Wife" T-shirt to juniors has raised ire for its retrograde bullshittery. Lost in the ruckus is the fact that it's not just offensive for its sexism — it's offensive because Batman is the type...
From: Jezebel | By: Tracy Moore | Wednesday, October 1, 2014
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University of New Mexico is taking a new approach to preventing sex abuse on campus — teaching students how to have successful threesomes and give great head during “Sex Week.” Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Hillary Crosley | Wednesday, October 1, 2014
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Facebook sparked a fierce backlash three weeks ago when it began enforcing a "real name" policy against performers and members of the LGBT community. The company initially dug in its heels, refusing to stop requiring people to use their legal names,...
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Disney just changed everything about wedding cakes.Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Rebecca Rose | Wednesday, October 1, 2014
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American Horror Story's writers and creators excel at exploiting our deepest pathologies and paranoias, so it was only a matter of time until they debuted that oh-so-ordinary childhood terror: the scary clown. And Lana del Rey!Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Julianne Escobedo Shepherd | Wednesday, October 1, 2014
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A Japanese researcher has taken a look at how temperature fluctuations attributed to climate change affect the sex ratio of infants, and has found that male fetuses are more vulnerable to extreme weather events, resulting in an increased female-to-male...
From: Jezebel | By: Isha Aran | Wednesday, October 1, 2014
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On Monday, invalid human Laura Ingraham indicated that she believed the White House's current security issues are due to the fact that Secret Service Director Julia Pierson was hired for being a woman and not for being a qualified human. But Pierson's...
From: Jezebel | By: Kate Dries | Wednesday, October 1, 2014
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Daniel Crespo, the mayor of Bell Gardens, California was shot and killed at his home on Tuesday night. His wife was arrested for the crime, according to the Los Angeles County Sheriff's department. Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Rebecca Rose | Wednesday, October 1, 2014
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You thought everyone had moved onto Fifty Shades and the Hunger Games? Incorrect. The folks that made the Twilight movies are back, hungry for more of that sweet, sweet vampire cash. Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Kelly Faircloth | Wednesday, October 1, 2014
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Convicted murderer Joran van der Sloot is now a father. Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Rebecca Rose | Wednesday, October 1, 2014
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