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Back in the halcyon days of Twilight: Breaking Dawn 2, host Clementine and Elliott Alderson portrayed ancient Egyptian vampire mates and also were actually dating! So now you and your nerdiest nerd thoughts can feasibly connect the fanfic and realfic...
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“No—no, please, no!” she whispered, but he laughed softly and kissed her on the ear, and then more gently on the mouth; and all the time his hands moved on her body, his fingers teased and aroused it until she was twisting and turning under him,...
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Oprah Winfrey will be the last person to interview Michelle Obama before the Obamas leave the White House in January, taking with them our sanity.Read more......
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Kotaku Eight Rare Games That Are Worth A Lot Of Money | Jalopnik World’s Unluckiest Bastard Hits Upon Trifecta Of Reverse Fuckups | Lifehacker How to Download Netflix Movies to Your SD Card and Save Space on Your Phone | io9 Daisy Ridley Thinks...
From: Jezebel | By: Kinja! on Kinja Roundup, shared by Kate Dries to Jezebel | Wednesday, December 7, 2016
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Couple updates from Abbi and Ilana: Broad City is making its return in 2017 and Abbi hurt her neck.Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Aimée Lutkin | Wednesday, December 7, 2016
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The finale of HBO’s Insecure ends with a fuck scene that looks so much like the characters are really screwing that you wonder how exactly it was shot without that being the case. Despite our general knowledge of how these things work, it’s fun to...
From: Jezebel | By: Clover Hope | Wednesday, December 7, 2016
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Nicki Minaj’s new app seems to pick up where Freestyle Fridays left off: rather than just allowing players to get dressed up and amass social points like the phenomenally popular games from Kim Kardashian and Kendall & Kylie Jenner, Minaj’s...
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I never have the stamina to finish an entire season of The Bachelor, ABC’s monster-hit reality TV version of the Stanford Prison Experiment where all the contestants are willful prisoners and Chris Harrison is the only guard, but I do love watching...
From: Jezebel | By: Bobby Finger | Wednesday, December 7, 2016
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In a December 6 interview with Rolling Stone, former Obama administration official-turned-cable news commentator Van Jones, who is enjoying a surge in popularity as one of the only sensible people at CNN, outlined his plan to start something called a...
From: Jezebel | By: Kara Brown | Wednesday, December 7, 2016
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This morning TIME Magazine named Donald Trump its “Person of the Year,” a designation that means nothing and does nothing and yet here we are, talking about it. The cover features Trump, with some but not all of his hairs slicked back, seated in...
From: Jezebel | By: Gabrielle Bluestone | Wednesday, December 7, 2016
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Great news for those whose obsession with New York socialite Jocelyn Wildenstein has yet to abate (hello, you are my people): She’s more catlike than ever. The 76-year-old former NYC tabloid staple, who spent a rumored $4 million on plastic surgery...
From: Jezebel | By: Rich Juzwiak | Wednesday, December 7, 2016
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“That’s L.A.—they worship everything and they value nothing,” sighs Ryan Gosling’s La La Land character Sebastian. I’m not sure if this is a critique or a mission statement. Perhaps it’s both. Certainly, a movie that forces you to endure...
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The first official trailer for Fifty Shades Darker was wildly successful because everyone was jacking to it so much. Would you like to jack it to this new trailer?Read more......
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Apprentice creator—and arguably, by extension, Donald Trump creator—Mark Burnett, who denounced Trump’s presidential campaign in October but claimed he was legally bound against releasing potentially damaging footage from the set of The Apprentice,...
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Perhaps you’ll recall that Cara Delevingne, a rare true supermodel in a declining landscape of “supermodels,” technically quit modeling last year so she could focus on starring in excellent films such as Suicide Squad, Paper Towns, and Pan. Her...
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Major markdowns (plus free shipping) at LOFT, a sitewide discount at PUMA, Black Friday pricing on the Fitbit Alta, and more lead today’s best lifestyle deals.Read more......
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Good Girls Revolt was unceremoniously cancelled on Amazon last week. Though the series may live again on another streaming service somewhere, resentment over the situation has grown into a back-and-forth between producers and Amazon execs that would...
From: Jezebel | By: Aimée Lutkin | Wednesday, December 7, 2016
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Despite an ideology of shared bigotries among what he and his acolytes call “the alt-right,” a recent spate of profiles and reports about National Policy Institute president Richard Spencer are positively devoted to elaborate descriptions of his...
From: Jezebel | By: Stassa Edwards | Wednesday, December 7, 2016
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Madame Tussauds London has decked out their collection of alarming Windsor waxworks in Christmas sweaters, rendering the group somehow even more alarming. Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Kelly Faircloth | Wednesday, December 7, 2016
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Much writing has been dedicated to the problems with how rape is used to motivate characters in our favorite television shows, particularly Game of Sex and Violence. Generally, women get raped and men get motivated to grow as characters because of that...
From: Jezebel | By: Aimée Lutkin | Wednesday, December 7, 2016
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A new lawsuit filed on behalf of a Stanford University graduate student accuses the university of ignoring multiple sexual assault allegations against one male student between 2011 and 2014. The lawsuit describes him as a “known sexual predator on...
From: Jezebel | By: Stassa Edwards | Wednesday, December 7, 2016
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Jesus tap dancing Christ, the battle over Sofia Vergara’s frozen embryos (apparently named Emma and Isabella) will never end, and—after an absence from the celebrity news headlines—has gotten darker than I ever thought it would become. A new “right-to-live”...
From: Jezebel | By: Bobby Finger | Wednesday, December 7, 2016
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On Wednesday, Time announced its 90th Person of the Year—the individual who, in the magazine’s editorial staff’s view, had the “greatest influence, for better or for worse, on the events of the year.” Unsurprisingly, the winner of the title...
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From: Jezebel | By: Kinja! on Kinja Roundup, shared by Kate Dries to Jezebel | Wednesday, December 7, 2016
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One again, LOFT is here to save your wardrobe (or find last minute gifts). Use the code WRAPUP and get 40% off all full-price styles, 60% off a select number of other items, and 60% off all sale styles. Plus, you’ll get free shipping. It’s basically...
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Over the weekend, a fire broke out in an Oakland warehouse and arts collective known as Ghost Ship, killing 36 people. On Tuesday, government officials reported that the source of the fire may have been a refrigerator.Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Megan Reynolds | Wednesday, December 7, 2016
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There’s a good reason we haven’t heard much about the Trump transition team’s inner workings –every member of the team responsible for preparing the ochre-colored Richie Rich cosplayer that is also our President-elect have all signed a very intense...
From: Jezebel | By: Megan Reynolds | Wednesday, December 7, 2016
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Michael G. Flynn is the son of Lt. Gen. Michael T. Flynn, Donald Trump’s pick for national security adviser. Flynn the younger was his father’s chief of staff and top adviser until very recently, when he found himself out of a job for spreading fake...
From: Jezebel | By: Megan Reynolds | Wednesday, December 7, 2016
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On Monday, Dallas paramedic and Republican electoral voter Chris Supurn said in an editorial in the New York Times that he would not vote for Donald Trump, but would consider casting his vote for John Kasich. That’s great for him, but apparently, that’s...
From: Jezebel | By: Megan Reynolds | Wednesday, December 7, 2016
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Adding to her legal battle with her former management company, the girl with the bangs Zooey Deschanel has filed a cross-complaint that claims Sarah Jackson, a partner from Seven Summits, banged into her dressing room with two strangers –on purpose!–while...
From: Jezebel | By: Megan Reynolds | Wednesday, December 7, 2016
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Chelsea Faith Dolan’s music as Cherushii was exceptionally layered and beautiful, with a fealty to classic techno that is rarely made with such precision. Her Queen of Cups EP, released in 2013 on the Los Angeles boutique dance label 100% Silk, was...
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Bob Dole played an instrumental role in securing the phone call between Donald Trump and Taiwanese President Tsai Ing-wen last week, a privilege for which the Taiwanese government paid at least $140,000.Read more......
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Let me start with the good news: someone is trying to make a television series about the life of Selena Quintanilla-Perez, the Tejano superstar who died tragically at 21, when the president of her fan club, Yolanda Saldivar, shot her in the back. And...
From: Jezebel | By: Bobby Finger | Tuesday, December 6, 2016
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You will either care deeply about this news or you haven’t been keeping up with The Leftovers. To those in the latter group: I feel so, so sorry for you.Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Rich Juzwiak | Tuesday, December 6, 2016
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In an emotional interview aired Tuesday on Good Morning America, Robin Roberts spoke with country superstar and matriarch Naomi Judd about her new memoir, her frequently fraught relationship with daughters Ashley and Wynonna, and her ongoing battle with...
From: Jezebel | By: Bobby Finger | Tuesday, December 6, 2016
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In September, 32 girls in Chicago went on a religious retreat together. By November, their text message chain was riddled with racial slurs that got five of them suspended or expelled from their high schoolRead more......
From: Jezebel | By: Aimée Lutkin | Tuesday, December 6, 2016
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The Neutrogena Makeup Remover Cleansing Wipes are one of the most popular face wipes out there. They’re also a really great stand-in for my ultimate fave (and your favorite too), Garnier Miceller Water, when I’m traveling. Clip the coupon and sign...
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Kotaku A Painful Shot-By-Shot Breakdown Of The Transformers: The Last Knight Trailer | Truck Yeah Taking The 2017 Ford Raptor Off-Road Is Like Driving With Cheat Codes | Lifehacker What to Do If Your Performance Review Is Full of Criticism You’ve...
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The Ohio legislature is currently pushing through two separate abortion restrictions bills that are vying to hit Governor John Kasich’s desk before the 2016 session comes to an end.Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Stassa Edwards | Tuesday, December 6, 2016
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Well, this is a curious discussion probably better suited for a forum in which one or more moderators had the drive, aptitude, and/or listening ability to ask a useful follow-up question or two. When discussing his upcoming Fox show Star on Tuesday’s...
From: Jezebel | By: Rich Juzwiak | Tuesday, December 6, 2016
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When the teaser trailer for director Zhang Yimou’s new movie The Great Wall was released in late July, it stirred the controversy pot into a frothy boil that has spilled over onto Matt Damon’s complacency. Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Aimée Lutkin | Tuesday, December 6, 2016
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On Monday, the Texas Department of State Health Services published a new edition of the medically-adjacent booklet of misinformation entitled, “A Woman’s Right to Know.” Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Joanna Rothkopf | Tuesday, December 6, 2016
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While the looming Trump presidency is bad news for everyone, it is particularly terrifying for the marginalized among us, including “probably two million” of the approximately 11 million undocumented immigrants currently living in the United States...
From: Jezebel | By: Adele Oliveira | Tuesday, December 6, 2016
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German Chancellor Angela Merkel said during an address to her party, the center-right Christian Democrats, that the “full veil,” referring to both the burqa and the niqab, is “not appropriate” in Germany and should be banned “wherever possible.”...
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The best thing about fall and winter is all the smells. Not the actual IRL smells, but the ones that brands dig up for their limited edition, made up things like ‘Tis the Season and Fresh Sparkling Snow. You can stock up on those scents and more with...
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On Sunday, I arrived in North Dakota and headed to Oceti Sakowin, one of the main camps where Native water protectors are peacefully blocking the planned path of the Dakota Access Pipeline. I did some interviews. The photographer accompanying me took...
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Roman Polanski has been living in France and Poland since fleeing rape charges in 1978, as a dual citizen. He has continued to direct films, and has resisted numerous attempts from the U.S. to extradite him from either country, including an arrest in...
From: Jezebel | By: Aimée Lutkin | Tuesday, December 6, 2016
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Actress and author Leah Remini stopped by Wendy Williams’s talk show Tuesday morning to promote her new A&E docuseries, Scientology and the Aftermath. But before broaching the dark subject of escaping a cult and attempting to reconnect with estranged...
From: Jezebel | By: Bobby Finger | Tuesday, December 6, 2016
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Extra discounts on Club Monaco sale items, H&M’s huge winter sale, $10 3-wick candles and 20% off at Bath & Body Works, and more lead today’s best lifestyle deals.Read more......
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This season of Vanderpump Rules is centered around a wedding between two people who clearly despise each other—not to be confused with season 3 of Pump Rules, which was centered around a wedding between a woman and a tree stump (who was recently served...
From: Jezebel | By: Ellie Shechet | Tuesday, December 6, 2016
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