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This is the tale of Tom Packer, a lonely lad from Norwich, England. Poor Tom, a man as unlucky in love as he is rich in facial hair, has been on a desperate search for his truest love - the Elizabeth to his Darcy, the Jane to his Rochester. A shivering...
From: Jezebel | By: Stassa Edwards | Saturday, January 24, 2015
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For the second time in a year, an Italian nun complaining of stomach pains has gone to the hospital and, rather unexpectedly, given birth. (Any jokes about immaculate conception made in the comments will be grounds for immediate and permanent expulsion...
From: Jezebel | By: Anna Merlan | Friday, January 23, 2015
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A Salvadoran woman serving a 30-year sentence for murder after suffering a miscarriage in 2007 has been formally pardoned by the country's Congress. Earlier this week, the woman, Carmen Guadalupe Vasquez, was denied a pardon after the resolution failed...
From: Jezebel | By: Anna Merlan | Thursday, January 22, 2015
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Blake Shelton hosted Saturday Night Live last night and turned in a pretty charming performance. The standout of the night was "Farm Hunk," a rural take on The Bachelor that featured all of SNL's women vying for the chance to give up their dreams and...
From: Jezebel | By: Stassa Edwards | Sunday, January 25, 2015
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Late last week, the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission filed a federal lawsuit in Eugene, Oregon against restaurant chain Ruby Tuesday. The lawsuit accuses the Tennessee-based company of discriminating against its male employees by hiring only women...
From: Jezebel | By: Stassa Edwards | Sunday, January 25, 2015
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In the latest post at her really helpful and down-to-earth lifestyle site GOOP, Gwyneth Paltrow suggested that we all make sex bark. What is sex bark? According to GOOP it's "a quick and potent chocolate recipe perfect for a sweet bite after a romantic...
From: Jezebel | By: Stassa Edwards | Sunday, January 25, 2015
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The really need to make a movie about Marie Lavaeu starring Angela Bassett so I can get my WHOLE life. — AZEALIA BANKS (@AZEALIABANKS) January 24, 2015 Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Collier Meyerson | Sunday, January 25, 2015
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Oklahoma's beacon of tolerance, State Rep. Sally Kern filed three separate ridiculously hateful measures targeting the LGBT community on Friday. Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Collier Meyerson | Saturday, January 24, 2015
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Last week I published a piece on this site about how a white dude at the opera called me "disgusting" after I refused pull back my naturally curly hair. I wrote that my hair looked "more Tracee Ellis-Ross in Black-ish than Diana Ross's 1983 Central Park...
From: Jezebel | By: Collier Meyerson | Saturday, January 24, 2015
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Last month the porn film industry announced that two male performers in Nevada tested positive for HIV, and now state health officials are considering a law that would require all porn stars to wrap it up on set.Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Collier Meyerson | Saturday, January 24, 2015
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We spent my second-to-last night in London in his flat listening to old bands and piping. And then we did the same thing on my last night. I started daydreaming about our future life together the second I kissed him goodbye. Through customs. Through...
From: Jezebel | By: Collier Meyerson | Saturday, January 24, 2015
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19-year-old Colorado woman, Shannon Maureen Conley became one of the first Americans sentenced for conspiracy to support ISIS. The four-year sentence was the result of a plea agreement Conley made last year in exchange for a reduced charge and lighter...
From: Jezebel | By: Stassa Edwards | Saturday, January 24, 2015
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Sexy pop quiz! Have you ever awoken utterly confused to a mild vibration, only to find it's your partner taking care of business, solo-style right there beside you in bed? Did you: A) Laugh. B.) Ignore it or C.) Shut it down or D.) Lend a hand? Let's...
From: Jezebel | By: Tracy Moore | Saturday, January 24, 2015
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A Colorado baker is facing a discrimination complaint. This sounds like an old story, right? New wrinkle, though: specifically, she is facing a discrimination complaint over her refusal to discriminate. Seriously.Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: C.A. Pinkham | Saturday, January 24, 2015
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Republicans have descended en mass on Iowa for something called the "Iowa Freedom Summit" hosted by Rep. Steve King and Citizens United. Usually when these things happen leading members of the GOP descend on the most politically meaningful of the flyover...
From: Jezebel | By: Stassa Edwards | Saturday, January 24, 2015
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Taylor Swift's mysterious belly button has been revealed! After years of hiding her belly button from an eager public, Swift took to Instagram and finally laid ugly belly button-related rumors to rest. Swift posted a photo of herself and obligatory girlfriends...
From: Jezebel | By: Stassa Edwards | Saturday, January 24, 2015
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A U.S. district judge struck down Alabama's ban on gay marriage after two Mobile women sued the state for refusing to recognize their California marriage. Cari Searcy and Kimberly McKeand, who have been together almost 15 years, sought legal recourse...
From: Jezebel | By: Stassa Edwards | Saturday, January 24, 2015
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As promised, Amazon is selling 1-year memberships to Amazon Prime for just $72 right now (down from $99) in celebration of the 72nd Annual Golden Globes. Plus, everyone can also stream the award-winning Transparent for free today, even without a membership....
From: Jezebel | By: Shep McAllister, Commerce Team | Saturday, January 24, 2015
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Adm. Robert Papp, the State Department's special representative for the Arctic, had a slippery time trying to convince Disney to feature characters from Frozen in a climate change PSA project.Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Ellie Shechet | Saturday, January 24, 2015
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A new lawsuit against the Corrections Corporation of America, the largest private prison management company in the U.S., alleges that a female visitor was strip-searched and humiliated at a prison in Clifton, Tennessee. The woman says during her security...
From: Jezebel | By: Anna Merlan | Saturday, January 24, 2015
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This upcoming Monday marks the launch of Millihelen, an exciting new Jezebel site devoted to easy and accessible makeup advice. (Read more about it here !) To celebrate the venture, we're devoting this week's Pissing Contest to your most hilarious and...
From: Jezebel | By: Madeleine Davies | Saturday, January 24, 2015
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Via Glamour, we learn that Gwyneth Paltrow has confessed her greatest culinary mishap (so she says; this may be a false flag covering the tracks of an apocryphal formal gala dinner she once threw for 400 people who were all allergic to vegan and died)...
From: Jezebel | By: Jia Tolentino | Saturday, January 24, 2015
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In today's Tweet Beat, Miley Cyrus has tweetblock and we're probably all better for it, Pete Wentz nails a source of common restaurant anxiety and Willow responds. Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Kara Brown | Saturday, January 24, 2015
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ABC News is reporting a resurgence in the use of laughing gas, or nitrous oxide, by U.S. hospitals for women in labor. Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Ellie Shechet | Saturday, January 24, 2015
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The subject of the most recent installment of US Weekly's "25 Things" is TV host and liberal who makes me not want to be a liberal anymore Bill Maher. It's just as insufferable as you'd expect, but it's in the wrong order. I fixed it. Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Erin Gloria Ryan | Friday, January 23, 2015
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Rescue workers helped free a baby elephant who was trapped in an empty water pit in China and it was all caught on video.Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Rebecca Rose | Saturday, January 24, 2015
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Deadspin Chainsaws 101: How To Safely Operate A Murdertoy | Gawker Here Is Pedophile Billionaire Jeffrey Epstein's Little Black Book | Kotaku If You Had A PSN Account In 2011, Here's How To Get Free Stuff Now | Lifehacker How to Talk About Race with...
From: Jezebel | By: Jane-Claire Quigley | Friday, January 23, 2015
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The mosquitos have won. They've ruined the outdoors. They've ruined lives. And now they're targeting Lindsay Lohan, not just through sickness, but with jail time.Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Madeleine Davies | Friday, January 23, 2015
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Good news, cinephiles. You have one big chance to see all the 2015 Academy Award Best Picture nominees in a theater before Oscar night. Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Rebecca Rose | Friday, January 23, 2015
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Looking back, Wonder Woman's earliest adventures are a little...strange. The first Wonder Woman comics were filled with bondage, submission, and domination — and even spanking games with small children. How was this supposed to be feminist? A new book...
From: Jezebel | By: Lauren Davis | Friday, January 23, 2015
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It's been said that naked apartment-dancing is the best perk of living alone. I know a thing or ten about that. In this Broad City scene from Wednesday night's episode, Abbi rocks out to Lady Gaga's "Edge of Glory" after realizing her apartment is finally...
From: Jezebel | By: Clover Hope | Friday, January 23, 2015
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@Bethenny we take safety very seriously & are sorry to hear this. Please tell us the best way to connect to ensure all was handled properly. — Poland Spring® (@PolandSpringWtr) January 23, 2015 Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Kate Dries | Friday, January 23, 2015
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Welcome back to Shade Court. I do this work because I want to make the world better and a small part of me feels like I already have. It's encouraging to see so many Shade Court readers out in the wild correcting egregious uses of shade. You're all learning,...
From: Jezebel | By: Kara Brown | Friday, January 23, 2015
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Welcome to Sorority Report, a feature in which we celebrate the best and battiest of Rush Week emails from sororities. Part 1 extolled the virtues of Spanx . Part 2 sang the praises of Vaseline and warned sternly against "natural looks." Part 3 lectured...
From: Jezebel | By: Anna Merlan | Friday, January 23, 2015
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It's 4 p.m. and Chanel Preston is exhausted. We're only halfway through the first day of the Adult Entertainment Expo (AEE), the nation's largest convention for adult industry professionals and their fans, and, with four days left of meeting, greeting...
From: Jezebel | By: Mark Shrayber | Friday, January 23, 2015
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Modern Farmer is officially shutting down. Noooooo... Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Clover Hope | Friday, January 23, 2015
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On Saturday January 24th, Amazon will make its excellent original series Transparent free to stream, even for those without Amazon Prime. More importantly though, Amazon is discounting Amazon Prime, the best deal in tech at $99, to $72 for the day. Prime...
From: Jezebel | By: Shane Roberts, Commerce Team | Friday, January 23, 2015
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A Granny in Cork, Ireland was busted for coke possession at a bingo game this week—she said she was holding it for a friend guys, so it's cool.Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Hillary Crosley Coker | Friday, January 23, 2015
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Noted trollblogger Chuck C. Johnson does and says a lot of weird stuff, and, in truth, Gawker Media of late has probably given him too much of the attention he obviously craves. But this one's too strange to pass over: last night on Twitter, Johnson...
From: Jezebel | By: Anna Merlan | Friday, January 23, 2015
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A short video clip of a seemingly intoxicated woman preforming oral sex on a man while he asks her, "What's the best fraternity at MSU?" is working its way through the internet social app latrines like Yik Yak and Sneak.Read more......
From: Deadspin | By: Natasha Vargas-Cooper | Friday, January 23, 2015
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A pretty lady appeared on my television screen, talking about "your honey." I was momentarily confused. Was this some sort of new ad for organic honey? Was it about beekeeping?Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Faith Cotter | Friday, January 23, 2015
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A man named Shaun blew out his back and couldn't perform his usual sexual duties on account of his injury. Naturally, he obtained a doctor's note to prove it. Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Clover Hope | Friday, January 23, 2015
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Guys.... guys. Arizona State University is home to a class called "U.S. Race Theory and the Problem of Whiteness." The PROBLEM with WHITENESS? You think you have heard it all... but you have not.Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Julianne Escobedo Shepherd | Friday, January 23, 2015
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The prosecution rested yesterday in the rape trial of Cory Batey and Brandon Vandenburg, two of the four Vanderbilt University football players accused of raping an unconscious woman. The alleged victim testified that when she awoke the next day with...
From: Jezebel | By: Anna Merlan | Friday, January 23, 2015
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The ugly-hot man is a type that exists in the world. He is the unconventionally attractive man who somehow oozes sex appeal. Jennifer Lopez has dated one or more of them, according to her. Might one of them be Marc Anthony?Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Clover Hope | Friday, January 23, 2015
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Deadspin Colts Player: Officials Stopped Using Patriots' Balls In The First Half | Gawker Vanderbilt Woman Didn't Think She'd Been Raped Until She Saw Video Of It | Gizmodo Bulletproof Coffee: Debunking the Hot Buttered Hype | Kotaku People Destroying...
From: Jezebel | By: Jane-Claire Quigley | Friday, January 23, 2015
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This is Zanny Minton Beddoes laughing at all the haters: she just became The Economist's seventeenth editor, as well as its first female editor in the publication's history. In a fascinating press release, she said: Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Jia Tolentino | Friday, January 23, 2015
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Perhaps you've gotten fatigued by the constant barrage of news about Lea Michele singing "Let It Go" for Glee over the past couple months, but hang in there, buddy: it's about to get good. Michele—who you may remember, if not from Glee, as the girl...
From: Jezebel | By: Madeleine Davies | Friday, January 23, 2015
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Not even the might of Paula Deen could save our most beloved and confusing of seat back pocket catalogs. SkyMall is flying off into the animatronic lawn gnome-littered Elysian fields of the defunct catalog afterlife. Read more......
From: Jalopnik | By: Erin Gloria Ryan | Friday, January 23, 2015
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UN Women Goodwill Ambassador Emma Watson delivered her second HeForShe talk during a HeForShe program launch at the World Economic Forum at Davos.Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Ellie Shechet | Friday, January 23, 2015
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