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Break out the bubblegum cigars. Annegret Raunigk, the 65-year-old grandma who was pregnant with quadruplets, has recently given birth to the babies in a Berlin hospital. The children—three boys and one girl—were born prematurely at 26 weeks, but...
From: Jezebel | By: Marie Lodi | Saturday, May 23, 2015
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Get ready for something that will warm the cockles of your cold, black hearts. Two furry residents of an animal emergency hospital—a kitty who was burned in a fire and an abandoned fawn—have become unlikely friends. Russell the cat was rescued from...
From: Jezebel | By: Marie Lodi | Sunday, May 24, 2015
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Regina George’s two-acre mansion from Mean Girls is up for sale. Should we just pool our money now?Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Clover Hope | Friday, May 22, 2015
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A proposed law being considered in the California State Assembly would force anti-abortion crisis pregnancy centers to post signs letting their clients know that they’re not medical facilities. Anti-abortion groups are predictably pissed, claiming...
From: Jezebel | By: Anna Merlan | Friday, May 22, 2015
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Last year, Cosmopolitan ran an interview with four of the Duggar daughters during the women’s promotional tour for their book Growing Up Duggar. While the interview was intended to make the girls seem normal and relatable (even though they are four...
From: Jezebel | By: Mark Shrayber | Monday, May 25, 2015
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This time last year every blogger in the known universe was scouring the internet for pictures of Kim and Kanye’s big day —”little angels blessing us ”— while downing bottles of TUMS as our editors urged us to work harder, faster, stronger....
From: Jezebel | By: Mark Shrayber | Monday, May 25, 2015
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Peter Walters of Pendleton, Oregon is furious. Last week, his fair city passed an amendment which bans marijuana odor, citing it as a nuisance. That’s fine and all, but Walters is concerned that the city isn’t doing enough to curb another important...
From: Jezebel | By: Mark Shrayber | Monday, May 25, 2015
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So what exactly makes these so much better than the cheap pots and pans you bought in college? The secret is their three-layer construction that sandwiches a layer of fast-heating aluminum inside two layers of layer of durable and heat-retaining stainless...
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Josh Duggar, who has completely repented for molesting children and is being supported by every idiot with a keyboard on Facebook right now, may not be as repentant as you might think. How do we know this, you ask? Well, here’s footage of a 20-year-old...
From: Jezebel | By: Mark Shrayber | Monday, May 25, 2015
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Meet Popcorn and Marshmallow, two very lucky kittens who narrowly escaped being trapped in a bonfire thanks to a ‘tiny meow’ that alerted a groundskeeper to their whereabouts moments before he walked away.Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Karyn Polewaczyk | Monday, May 25, 2015
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Another day; another roller coaster that done gone fucked up and caused a bunch of people to get stuck on it until the fire department could get them down. Shudder.Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Karyn Polewaczyk | Monday, May 25, 2015
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In an effort to curb food waste—a global problem, with a third of all uneaten food produced winding up in landfills—France has just passed a new “zero-tolerance” law banning supermarkets from destroying unsold food, which will now go to charity...
From: Jezebel | By: Karyn Polewaczyk | Monday, May 25, 2015
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Sad news out of New York City this evening: Anne Meara, actress, comedienne, wife of Jerry Stiller and mom of Ben Stiller, has died at 85, reports the New York Times.Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Karyn Polewaczyk | Monday, May 25, 2015
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Subtitle: Lifestyle Website Proprietress is Determined to Teach Actor Husband How to ‘Gram; is Hashtag Happy.Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Karyn Polewaczyk | Monday, May 25, 2015
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There are a lot of things that, much to my embarrassment, I have only learned recently. One thing is that the word “segue” is not “segway.” The other is when to take ibuprofen and when to take acetaminophen. The former is a perfectly acceptable...
From: Jezebel | By: Tracy Moore | Sunday, May 24, 2015
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A former Los Angeles In-N-Out employee was arrested and charged with attempted murder after he was caught waiting near his ex-boss’ car with loaded guns. A witness saw 23-year-old Eric Bloss pouring sugar in the vehicle’s gas tank in the parking...
From: Jezebel | By: Marie Lodi | Sunday, May 24, 2015
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The Rock is unstoppable. His most recent superhuman feat has even been recorded in the Guinness Book of World Records. What remarkable talent hath the God of Cod bestowed upon us mere mortals now, you ask? He set the record for taking the most selfies...
From: Jezebel | By: Marie Lodi | Sunday, May 24, 2015
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It’s a happy day for Kelly Rutherford, who has won a long battle for her two children to return to the United States. Rutherford’s son Hermes, 8, and daughter Helena, 6, had been living with their father, Daniel Giersch, in Monaco since 2012. On...
From: Jezebel | By: Marie Lodi | Sunday, May 24, 2015
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It’s been a whole year. A whole year since Kim Kardashian and Kanye West joined their lives, forever promising each other their love, truly a love for the ages. And the combined life force that is Kimye has surely shown the world that love does not...
From: Jezebel | By: Stassa Edwards | Sunday, May 24, 2015
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Is it better to be feared than loved? Do nice guys ever finish first? Are jerks really on to something? And if they are, isn’t it really our fault if they get ahead? What is wrong with us, anyway, that we would let that happen? These questions and...
From: Jezebel | By: Tracy Moore | Sunday, May 24, 2015
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An international group of female peace activists crossed the heavily militarized border between North and South Korea earlier today. The group of about 30 members, called WomenCrossDMZ, included notable women like Gloria Steinem and Nobel Peace laureates,...
From: Jezebel | By: Stassa Edwards | Sunday, May 24, 2015
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Zainab Bangura, a U.N. special representative, recently concluded a tour of refugee camps that house refugees largely from Syria and Iraq - countries where the Islamic State hold a large amount of territory. The Washington Post reports that she recounted...
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The Hairpin has issued a stirring list of competent things men do that are pretty hot. And good. And sexual. And we feel this list could be expanded upon.Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Tracy Moore | Sunday, May 24, 2015
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The iPad Mini 3 starts at just $300 today at Best Buy, so if you don’t already own a Mini 2, this is a great excuse to buy in or upgrade:Read more......
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John Nash, the mathematician who inspired Sylvia Nasar’s book A Beautiful Mind and subsequent film adaptation, has died in a car accident. The 86-year-old Nash and his wife Alicia, 82, were traveling in a taxi on the New Jersey Turnpike. According...
From: Jezebel | By: Stassa Edwards | Sunday, May 24, 2015
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A judge granted Nick Loeb - Sofia Vergara’s terrible ex - permission to seek custody of the two embryos that were created during the couple’s relationship. In addition to seeking custody of genetic material, Loeb is now claiming that Vergara breached...
From: Jezebel | By: Stassa Edwards | Sunday, May 24, 2015
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I know most of us are against reboots, but two very important classics are returning to our poor, middling lives: Clearly Canadian and Original New York Seltzer! For my fellow beverage enthusiasts, it is a time of celebration. Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Marie Lodi | Saturday, May 23, 2015
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Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen recently confirmed their non-involvement with Full House reboot , Fuller House, and Uncle Jesse is upset at the news. John Stamos first tweeted, “#heartbroken,” but then took a civil approach: “I understand they’re...
From: Jezebel | By: Marie Lodi | Saturday, May 23, 2015
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You may not know whether to love or hate millennials, but you do know you are supposed to be envious of their freewheeling love lives, even while pitying them for never knowing where they stand with anyone amidst all these wild, ambiguous hookups. Turns...
From: Jezebel | By: Tracy Moore | Saturday, May 23, 2015
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A kangaroo with unusually large muscles has recently taken up residence in a Brisbane suburb, prompting locals to ask, “Who’s this new stud in town?” The kangaroo is like, “Bro, do you even lift?” Resident Linda Hellyar almost ran into the...
From: Jezebel | By: Marie Lodi | Saturday, May 23, 2015
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Baltimore police were called to a park on Friday morning to find what could have been a terrifying scene from a horror film. A woman was there, pushing her dead 3-year-old son in one of the swings. She may have been at the playground for hours, or possibly...
From: Jezebel | By: Marie Lodi | Saturday, May 23, 2015
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On Thursday, Republican Senators Cory Gardner (R-Colo.) and Kelly Ayotte (R-N.H.) announced that they would sponsor legislation that would essentially let common forms of birth control (i.e. the pill) to be sold over the counter. According to the Huffington...
From: Jezebel | By: Stassa Edwards | Saturday, May 23, 2015
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Apparently people are upset that Michael B. Jordan was cast as Johnny Storm in the upcoming Fantastic Four reboot . The primary cause of concern? That Jordan is black. Obviously the realism that underpins a comic book adaptation in which a group of people...
From: Jezebel | By: Stassa Edwards | Saturday, May 23, 2015
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Fill up your Kindle today with books starting at $2, including Water for Elephants. If some of your favorites are on the discount list definitely us know in the comments.Read more......
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Welcome to Grim Yelp Reviews, a new regular feature where we share people’s worst experiences at the worst places. This week: everybody in the club getting overcharged, groped, beaten up or just generally having a bad time. Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Anna Merlan | Saturday, May 23, 2015
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Maybe don’t eat the sewage creatures from New York City’s biggest floating used condom emporium? Just a thought.Read more......
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Ireland will become the first country to legalize gay marriage through popular vote. Though the country isn’t done counting votes, it seems that that victory was so overwhelming that the campaign declared victory earlier today. According to The Guardian,...
From: Jezebel | By: Stassa Edwards | Saturday, May 23, 2015
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Apparently the records pertaining to the 2006 investigation of Josh Duggar have been destroyed by the Arkansas police. A spokesman told the AP that “Judge Stacey Zimmerman ordered the 2006 offense report destroyed Thursday.” Zimmerman did not return...
From: Jezebel | By: Stassa Edwards | Saturday, May 23, 2015
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It’s the Friday night of a long weekend, so we’ve got something special for you: an open thread featuring the dazzling Julia Sugarbaker telling off Miss Georgia for being an awful person. So let’s pretend that we’re Julia and this week was Miss...
From: Jezebel | By: Mark Shrayber | Saturday, May 23, 2015
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In today’s Tweet Beat, Stacey Dash prepares Ben Carson for his future as a Fox News correspondent, Florence Welch wanders through a forest and I have no idea what Reese Witherspoon is trying to say. Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Kara Brown | Saturday, May 23, 2015
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For last week’s Pissing Contest, we asked you to share stories of your worst, most outrageous, and disappointing encounters with celebrities. Lo and behold, your responses were so good that we decided to feature them in their own very special post....
From: Jezebel | By: Madeleine Davies | Saturday, May 23, 2015
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You know how that one girl Becky released a new music video with 500,000 of her closest friends earlier this week? Well, now you can be just like her (and Selena Gomez, if you’re into that) by purchasing the same fetish-wear they did from a Los Angeles-based...
From: Jezebel | By: Mark Shrayber | Friday, May 22, 2015
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In an age where putting every photo ever taken of yourself online is the norm, it’s not surprising that someone calling themselves an “artist” has finally found a way to capitalize on all those beautiful filtered shots you post online. Meet Richard...
From: Jezebel | By: Mark Shrayber | Friday, May 22, 2015
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A Steamboat Springs, Colorado woman has been charged with felony theft and “unauthorized use of a financial device” for allegedly embezzling more than $23,000 from her employer. Jamie Hart, who worked for an excavation company, is accused of spending...
From: Jezebel | By: Anna Merlan | Friday, May 22, 2015
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America’s most awful sanctimonious family is finally getting the kind of recognition they deserve: In the wake of Josh Duggar’s admission that he had molested children as a minor, TLC has pulled 19 Kids & Counting from their schedule, removing...
From: Jezebel | By: Mark Shrayber | Friday, May 22, 2015
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