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In a world where the subways are allowed to totally stop without warning or explanation, where you can travel 40 minutes to Ikea for a florshmarm end table only to find out they are out of stock, where sometimes there is wifi and sometimes there isn’t—it’s...
From: Jezebel | By: Joanna Rothkopf | Monday, February 8, 2016
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Contact the author at jia@jezebel.com.Read more......
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A man in Raleigh, North Carolina died after experiencing chest pains during a race that involves eating Krispy Kreme donuts.Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Clover Hope | Monday, February 8, 2016
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Nine-year-old Kimberly Reylander was shot and killed on Saturday afternoon by her 3-year-old brother, who found a loaded pistol on the bedroom nightstand at their grandparents’ house in Irondale, Alabama. Via AL.com: Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Jia Tolentino | Monday, February 8, 2016
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We haven’t heard much about Lamar Odom since he left the hospital, but an Instagram posted Sunday by Kim Kardashian allegedly proves he is both physically healthy enough to go on a hike and psychologically healthy enough to deal with a photo of the...
From: Jezebel | By: Bobby Finger | Monday, February 8, 2016
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None other than Bill Clinton is criticizing the Berniebro phenomenon , saying at an event in New Hampshire this weekend that Sanders supporters subject his wife’s supporters online to sexist and “profane” attacks. Meanwhile, Kathleen Willey, a...
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Following an announcement from creators Robert and Michele King in January that this season would be their last working on The Good Wife, it was unclear if the show’s lead, Julianna Margulies, or CBS would let it go quietly into that good night. Now...
From: Jezebel | By: Kate Dries | Monday, February 8, 2016
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Lady Gaga’s National Anthem at Super Bowl 50 had a lot to live up to—and while it didn’t quite reach Whitney Houston status (what does?), she reminded America that she’s got opera chops while striking the pose of a house mother who knew she just...
From: Jezebel | By: Julianne Escobedo Shepherd | Monday, February 8, 2016
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Gizmodo Now You Can Stream Torrents From The Pirate Bay in Your Browser | Gawker CNN Obliterates Ted Cruz For ‘Flat-Out Lying’ About Their Reporting | Jalopnik The Five Maneuvers That Were Prohibited In The F-14 Tomcat | Lifehacker Why Diet Matters...
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When Diane Guerrero, star of Orange Is the New Black and Jane the Virgin was 14, she returned home to find her house vacant. Her parents and brother, she soon learned, had been deported to Colombia. Now the Colombian actress advocates fiercely for an...
From: Jezebel | By: Rachel Vorona Cote | Monday, February 8, 2016
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In what would have otherwise been a schmaltzy explosion of pedestrian melodic sentiment and electric Lisa Frank-esque blobs, Our Lady Bey rendered the Super Bowl Halftime Show a religious experience. That is, if you ignored most everything that preceded...
From: Jezebel | By: Rachel Vorona Cote | Monday, February 8, 2016
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It might be difficult to imagine anyone resisting those hallowed, desperate lines—“it wasn’t over; it still isn’t over”—but apparently Hollywood men were not enthused by the prospect of depicting Noah in Nicholas Sparks’s The Notebook.Read...
From: Jezebel | By: Rachel Vorona Cote | Monday, February 8, 2016
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Just in time for the Super Bowl, Missy Elliott is here to remind who stole last year’s halftime show. “#SuperBowl this my new Bounce ‘Pep Rally’ get u right 4the game where my Clappers,” Elliott tweeted earlier today. Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Stassa Edwards | Sunday, February 7, 2016
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It came as little surprise that Samantha Bee’s new show, Full Frontal with Samantha Bee, has one of the most diverse writers rooms in television. A recent New York profile of Bee revealed that she and showrunner Jo Miller cast a wider hiring net for...
From: Jezebel | By: Stassa Edwards | Sunday, February 7, 2016
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As part of their promotion of “Sweater Day,” an event designed to reduce energy use during the winter months, Simon Fraser University released a rather ill-advised video.Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Stassa Edwards | Sunday, February 7, 2016
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A recent Ethicist question at the New York Times wonders how to have privacy in a relationship with someone who uses a shared email or social media account with their significant other. But perhaps the better questions are as follows: Who actually does...
From: Jezebel | By: Tracy Moore | Sunday, February 7, 2016
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Yesterday, New York governor Andrew Cuomo announced a series of regulations that would essentially eliminate so-called conversion therapy, a practice that claims to change the sexual orientation of LGTBQ people. Though conversion therapy continues to...
From: Jezebel | By: Stassa Edwards | Sunday, February 7, 2016
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On the same night that the Republican debate gave us the Marco Roboto, the meme we’ve all been waiting for, Curb Your Enthusiasm’s Larry David returned to Saturday Night Live to revisit his uncanny Bernie Sanders impression.Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Stassa Edwards | Sunday, February 7, 2016
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At 8:30 AM outside of Londonderry High School in New Hampshire, a man in a “Marco Roboto” suit entered into a brief but heated argument with a Rubio staffer.Read more......
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On Friday, Meek Mill was sentenced to 90 days of house arrest for violating his probation. Nicki Minaj was in the Philadelphia courtroom with Mill and, according to the Philadelphia Inquirer, she sat in the front row behind him. Minaj testified on Mill’s...
From: Jezebel | By: Stassa Edwards | Sunday, February 7, 2016
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On the way to New Hampshire, my friend Joanna and I listened to a radio segment about a man named Vermin Supreme, a performance artist and political satirist who wears a boot as a hat and is running for president for the 7th time on his“pony economy”...
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Hello, Jezzies. Here’s a Vine featuring Jeff Goldblum; likely the only thing on the Internet worthy of your admiration. Jeff Goldblum’s commitment to this performance can’t even be interrupted with Hemsworth the Younger, who appears to be lurking...
From: Jezebel | By: Stassa Edwards | Sunday, February 7, 2016
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On Tuesday, 24-year-old Caroline E. Nosal has the misfortune of becoming Wisconsin’s first homicide in 2016. Nosal was murdered by co-worker Christopher O’Kroley, 26, because she turned down his romantic advances.Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Stassa Edwards | Saturday, February 6, 2016
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At a packed town hall late Saturday morning in Bedford, New Hampshire, Jeb Bush struggled to wiggle out from underneath his establishment roots.Read more......
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Following Rahm Emanuel’s fumbling around the fatal shooting of LaQuan McDonald by Chicago police in 2014 and the year it took to release the incident’s footage, Cook County State’s Attorney Anita Alvarez says everything was handled just fine.Read...
From: Jezebel | By: Hillary Crosley Coker | Friday, February 5, 2016
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In December of last year, a 24-year-old autistic man named Kayden Clark uploaded a video to his YouTube channel in which he excitedly announced that his insurance would pay for his gender reassignment surgery. “I can breathe,” he said. “The anxiety’s...
From: Jezebel | By: Bobby Finger | Friday, February 5, 2016
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From: Jezebel | By: Jezebel | Friday, February 5, 2016
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Jessie J! You know, the one who opened Grease: Live only to disappear for the rest of the show. She sings that song “Price Tag.” You’ve heard of Jessie J.Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Kara Brown | Friday, February 5, 2016
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A baby sea lion was discovered living my life at a restaurant in California, doing absolutely nothing while waiting for a chance to enjoy a good meal at a fancy place for once.Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Clover Hope | Friday, February 5, 2016
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Today at a campaign stop in Manchester, New Hampshire, Hillary Clinton gathered a powerhouse crew of women who wear the pants, together: From left, New Hampshire Gov. Maggie Hassan, Sen. Kirsten Gillibrand (D-NY), Sen. Amy Klobuchar (D-MN), Sen. Debbie...
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Just when I thought Friday couldn’t get any more exciting, these two announced they will be soon be walking down the aisle together as husband as wife! The breaking news comes one day after the male-identified lover of Polish models reposted a hilarious...
From: Jezebel | By: Bobby Finger | Friday, February 5, 2016
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MAC Cosmetics has always been progressive—never forget that its first Viva Glam spokesperson was RuPaul Charles, in a campaign benefiting AIDS research—but as of today they’re in the business of hooking up quasi-emerging musicians with their own...
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Two women in the biopharma world have written an open letter to their field, asking execs please not to work with companies that use scantily-clad models to liven up their cocktail parties. “We can’t believe it’s 2016 and we have to spend our time...
From: Jezebel | By: Kelly Faircloth | Friday, February 5, 2016
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According to sources, this weekend is the Super Bowl, a time-honored tradition where men bang each other’s heads together, causing years of damage that eventually leads to death (and probable financial ruin before that), as the American public watches...
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On Friday morning, former New Hampshire state representative Marilinda Garcia introduced Carly Fiorina in the basement of Manchester’s Millyard Museum at an event called “Coffee With Carly.” Around 8:45 a.m., the guest of honor slid out awkwardly...
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“I usually wake up at 6:30am,” begins the food diary of Amanda Chantal Bacon, published last May on Elle and currently making the internet rounds again. “[I] start with some Kundalini meditation and a 23-minute breath set—along with a copper...
From: Jezebel | By: Jia Tolentino | Friday, February 5, 2016
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The sexual assault trial against disgraced Canadian radio host Jian Ghomeshi began on Monday . Two women have testified against him thus far; both have been aggressively cross-examined by Ghomeshi’s defense attorney about why they continued to communicate...
From: Jezebel | By: Anna Merlan | Friday, February 5, 2016
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It is snowing in New Hampshire. Like, so hard.Read more......
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Netflix’s hero series Orange Is the New Black, a show that doesn’t just revolve around white people, will continue for at least three more seasons. Can Piper please not be in one of them?Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Clover Hope | Friday, February 5, 2016
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Angelyne—first name only—was doing the whole “famous for being famous” thing back when Kim Kardashian, reality television and Instagram thots were just a twinkle in our eyes. With her low-cut, pink mini dresses and blonde bouffant, she is the...
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Some of us just can’t resist a promising pile of junk. Every now and then it pays off—for instance, in the case of a woman who found herself in possession of a Warhol estimated to be worth at least $60,000. A dick pic, no less! Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Kelly Faircloth | Friday, February 5, 2016
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According to the Associated Press, this is a woman named Elissa Landi, who “does her bit to lure sun-seekers to Miami Beach, Florida on Feb. 5, 1960 by holding up a personalized thermometer which shows a 78 degree temperature.” Now that’s just...
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Some bro named DJ Justin James has come under fire for posting an extremely sexist call for women DJs, specifying not their style of music nor even what equipment they use, but their height, weight, and photograph. To add insult to injury, he posted...
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Noela Rukundo is a ghost. Or at least that’s what her husband Balenga Kalala thought when she arrived at her own funeral after he’d been told that she was murdered by the Burundian hit men he had hired to kill her last February.Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Madeleine Davies | Friday, February 5, 2016
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This is a niche issue, but honestly, I am wracked with immobilizing fear! Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Jia Tolentino | Friday, February 5, 2016
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Samantha Bee’s Full Frontal just dropped another preview segment, this one dedicated to women and their trials with Veterans Affairs. Taken with all the previous clips, we’re starting to get a good sense of what the show will look like, in advance...
From: Jezebel | By: Kelly Faircloth | Friday, February 5, 2016
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In a hideous bit of irony, the president-elect of a group for college administrators—a group that teaches them how to handle student misconduct cases, including sexual assault—says that her predecessor sexually assaulted her at a conference. Jill...
From: Jezebel | By: Anna Merlan | Friday, February 5, 2016
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