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Munchkin the shih tzu is already getting a start on his pre-thanksgiving diet, thanks to one of those sauna suits you always see at CVS and a treadmill. Munchkin is keeping active. Munchkin is really living life. Meanwhile, I am eating pudding in my...
From: Jezebel | By: Mark Shrayber | Wednesday, November 26, 2014
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Supreme Court Justice and living national treasure Ruth Bader Ginsburg is currently in the hospital after receiving a stent in one of her coronary arteries last night. But before you burst into tears (like I did): the heart procedure is relatively routine,...
From: Jezebel | By: Erin Gloria Ryan | Wednesday, November 26, 2014
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What War on Christmas? If you live in Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard's home, it's the best holiday of the year (to buy Samsung). This commercial includes Kristen Bell rocking a onesie while very pregnant, a state that Shepard told Us Weekly was "like sleeping...
From: Jezebel | By: Kate Dries | Wednesday, November 26, 2014
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This is Robynn Shayne, a flight attendant who is also a singer. But sometimes she does both, like on a recent flight when she put down the inflatable jacket, picked up the guitar and covered Lorde for all of the passengers. "I wish I could sing like...
From: Jezebel | By: Mark Shrayber | Thursday, November 27, 2014
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The lesson is: Never try. Or try. You're going to end up in the same place regardless. Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Mark Shrayber | Thursday, November 27, 2014
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Kristina Pimenova is 9. She's been a model since she was three and has been called "the most beautiful girl in the world." But controversy is raging around her as adults argue whether she is too young to be a supermodel. What do you think?Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Mark Shrayber | Thursday, November 27, 2014
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It's Thanksgiving evening, which means you're probably about to fall into a tryptophan coma, fight with your Republican relatives or—if you're anything like me— eat a store-bought turkey sandwich while drinking and watching Netflix alone in your...
From: Jezebel | By: Madeleine Davies | Thursday, November 27, 2014
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From: Jezebel | By: Jia Tolentino | Thursday, November 27, 2014
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Planning to see Mockingjay this weekend? The best way to catch up on the series is by re-watching the first two movies before you go. Or you could watch this bad lip reading of the second film, which is all about pet iguanas and getting weird. Actually,...
From: Jezebel | By: Mark Shrayber | Thursday, November 27, 2014
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It's the kickoff of the holiday season, and as a woman, there's only one thing that means: marshaling undue amounts of energy to please other people. One great tactic as we continue down this endless winding road is, of course, that of beautification....
From: Jezebel | By: Jia Tolentino | Thursday, November 27, 2014
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2015 is going to be about two things, and two things only: Armpit hair and colorful dyes. Well, at least that's what's going to happen if Roxie Hunt, a Seattle stylist, has anything to say about it. Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Mark Shrayber | Thursday, November 27, 2014
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It's not imperative to be a fan of The Smashing Pumpkins to enjoy Billy Corgan's latest stunt. After he was deemed "uncool" by Anderson Cooper for appearing on the cover of an animal magazine (ANIMAL MAGAZINES ARE TOTALLY PUNK ROCK), Corgan lashed out...
From: Jezebel | By: Mark Shrayber | Thursday, November 27, 2014
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Like stock car races or primary debates, balloon parades are an alleged form of entertainment that's mostly just boring until something goes wrong. Fortunately, with balloon accidents the resulting injuries are primarily psychic in nature—measured...
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P.D. James, the mystery author known as "the queen of crime" has died. Her publishers have confirmed that James died on Thursday at her home in England. James was known for her "complex plots" and "psychologically dense characters." Seven of her novels...
From: Jezebel | By: Mark Shrayber | Thursday, November 27, 2014
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Happy Thanksgiving! Here is a Russian cartoon that was inexplicably dubbed with Sasha Grey's moans. And here is a horrified child watching it. Welcome to Russia! Please enjoy your stay.Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Mark Shrayber | Thursday, November 27, 2014
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Where you at, pop stars? Where is Mr. Johnson's recording contract?Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Mark Shrayber | Thursday, November 27, 2014
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Step 1: Grab phone angrily; Step 2: Fake Smile; Step 3: Look like you're about to die; Step 4: Repeat over and over until you forget why you wanted this in the first place. Liam Payne is in so much pain.Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Mark Shrayber | Thursday, November 27, 2014
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On Monday, The New York Times published a piece about Darren Wilson's marriage, also publishing his "home address". That last part was not actual news, but major news outlets are criticizing the publication for not apologizing the right way.Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Mark Shrayber | Thursday, November 27, 2014
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Isn't this what everyone looks like after Thanksgiving dinner? Just tripping all over themselves and not knowing how to stand and falling asleep right in their mashed potatoes? (The sand is the mashed potatoes in this video; it's a metaphor.) We feel...
From: Jezebel | By: Mark Shrayber | Thursday, November 27, 2014
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File this under "most implausible defenses you've ever heard": A Montana man alleges that he wasn't taping his ex by hiding a camera underneath her shower's soap tray; he was using it to record chickens he had been washing. You know, because chickens...
From: Jezebel | By: Mark Shrayber | Thursday, November 27, 2014
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Roseanne is pretty much the best. Her show was great (all her shows were) and the woman has literally lived on a nut farm! But yesterday, Roseanne posted and deleted a photo that was not just uncool, it was downright offensive, making fun of both the...
From: Jezebel | By: Mark Shrayber | Thursday, November 27, 2014
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There's not much to say about this except that the facial expressions are golden. To most Americans, he's the president of The United Stated. To Sasha and Malia he's just some embarrassing old dude talking about turkeys and oh my god, will you stop with...
From: Jezebel | By: Mark Shrayber | Thursday, November 27, 2014
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Want a baby to look exactly like Angelina Jolie? The star isn't going to be giving you any of hers anytime soon, but TMZ reports that desperate parents (desperate for their kids to look like Jolie, so rich desperate parents) are willing to pay thousands...
From: Jezebel | By: Mark Shrayber | Thursday, November 27, 2014
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Baily and Bennett are in love. Baily and Bennett are four. Baily and Bennett are giving the rest of us a run for our money when it comes to penning sweet nothings to one's sweetheart. Who needs "you complete me" when you've got magic tricks and battling...
From: Jezebel | By: Mark Shrayber | Thursday, November 27, 2014
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Garth Brooks was scheduled to appear on The Tonight Show's Thanksgiving episode, but has chosen to cancel his scheduled appearance because he says that performing would be "distasteful" considering the grand jury's decision not to indict Darren Wilson.Read...
From: Jezebel | By: Mark Shrayber | Thursday, November 27, 2014
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In today's Tweet Beat, a Guy Fieri Thanksgiving special, Katy Perry continues to try very hard and I'm not so sure Nacy Pelosi understands what "good for you" means in this context. Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Kara Brown | Thursday, November 27, 2014
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It pains me to have to type that there may actually be a bourbon shortage, but we'll get through this together. The most important question to ask ourselves: Is this news real or bullshit?Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Clover Hope | Wednesday, November 26, 2014
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After nearly two decades as a highly successful published author, Jodi Picoult is out on yet another book tour (this time for her novel Leaving Time) and not holding back on kickass soundbites about how shitty the lit world tends to be for women writers....
From: Jezebel | By: Madeleine Davies | Thursday, November 27, 2014
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Seattle Mayor Ed Murray decided to pardon two packages of Tofurky for Thanksgiving because SEATTLE. Turkeys everywhere raised their beaks and wings in protest, shouting 'Who's gonna pardon us?!'Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Hillary Crosley | Wednesday, November 26, 2014
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After years defending soldiers accused of drug crimes and sexual assault, Col. Don Christensen wanted to atone for his sins of freeing men who didn't deserve it. But when he turned the tables, the military was not so pleased.Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Hillary Crosley | Wednesday, November 26, 2014
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From: Jezebel | By: Madeleine Davies | Wednesday, November 26, 2014
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Sabah, the Lebanese legend whose prolific singing and acting career lasted over 70 years, passed away at home in Beirut Wednesday morning, aged 87. She was, according to Beirut's Daily Star, "the first Arab singer to perform at Olympia in Paris, Carnegie...
From: Jezebel | By: Julianne Escobedo Shepherd | Wednesday, November 26, 2014
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Kanye West wears so many hats: musical mastermind, Mr. Kardashian, Yeezus and most recently, that rich asshole who ruins things for everybody.Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Kara Brown | Wednesday, November 26, 2014
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Staten Island, known to most in the tri-state area as a mecca of subtlety and restraint, has in its borders a liquor depository/social gathering place called The Phunky Elephant, a bar that, until recently, boasted on its menu something called a "Roofie...
From: Jezebel | By: Erin Gloria Ryan | Wednesday, November 26, 2014
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What you're looking at is a bolt that has just set itself free and launched out of the engine. Are you shaking? I am.Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Mark Shrayber | Wednesday, November 26, 2014
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Caption: Blue Ivy plays the Ghost of Christmas Future.Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Clover Hope | Wednesday, November 26, 2014
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Weekly-ish, a pre-approved, snap-judged music guide based on our very scientific, non-subjective Yes/No rating system. There's really no debating this, come on, stop.Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Clover Hope | Wednesday, November 26, 2014
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Pitbull dropped his eighth album, Globalization, on Tuesday, and continued his jolly romp across the universe as the most charismatic man alive . After his super-enthusiastic turn as American Music Awards host (second time!) and guesting on The View...
From: Jezebel | By: Julianne Escobedo Shepherd | Wednesday, November 26, 2014
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As the newly mononymous Kendall transforms her reality-TV stardom into a modeling career, she is racking up plum placements by the pound: just after the announcement that she's the new face of Estee Lauder , she picks up her next cover in the form of...
From: Jezebel | By: Julianne Escobedo Shepherd | Wednesday, November 26, 2014
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Thanksgiving, by nature, is a holiday that tests, that challenges. Whether it's a guaranteed hit recipe, a simple yet flawless kitchen gadget, an inspiring playlist consisting of Aaron Copland and Heart's radio hits, or a very specific and pleasant strain...
From: Jezebel | By: Erin Gloria Ryan | Wednesday, November 26, 2014
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Surprise surprise: the guest hosts replacing Craig Ferguson after he leaves The Late Late Show in December and before new host James Corden joins in March have been announced, and as of right now, they are all men.Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Kate Dries | Wednesday, November 26, 2014
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On Tuesday we told you about Eckerd College President Donald Eastman's rather regrettable letter to the student body , which suggested that sexual harassment and sexual assault might be avoided if the students could simply cut back on their drinking...
From: Jezebel | By: Anna Merlan | Wednesday, November 26, 2014
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In the wake of the grand jury decision not to charge Officer Darren Wilson in the killing of 18-year-old Michael Brown, activists are encouraging black consumers to turn to economic activism and boycott the busiest shopping day of the year.Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Isha Aran | Wednesday, November 26, 2014
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Tomorrow you'll gather around the Thanksgiving table with your family—those precious few souls that walk this cold Earth draped in the same flesh and blood that coat your weary bones. Invariably, they will say something that makes you want to murder...
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Here is a truth most universal: Nothing makes sex more appealing than a situation where it's totally inconvenient, making Thanksgiving the ideal time for furtive and risky sexcapades. But with family obligations and creaky beds, what's a person to do?...
From: Jezebel | By: Mark Shrayber | Wednesday, November 26, 2014
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After much anticipation and many, many hints, we've finally got some solid details on Melissa McCarthy's long-promised plus-size clothing line. Hell yes. Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Kelly Faircloth | Wednesday, November 26, 2014
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My dream for more Viola Davis-related things is happening. Davis is producing another law-related show that may also involve getting away with murder. It's called Conviction and it's based on Detroit prosecutor Kym Worthy .http://jezebel.com/5938441/this-i......
From: Jezebel | By: Clover Hope | Wednesday, November 26, 2014
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For years, universities in the Czech Republic have held beauty pageants for their female students. The women who compete tend to look like beauty contestants anywhere: slim, young, able-bodied, large of hair, heavily made up, clad alternatively in evening...
From: Jezebel | By: Anna Merlan | Wednesday, November 26, 2014
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When allegations against Jian Ghomeshi first surfaced, the radio host defended himself by pointing out that none of his "jilted" exes who were now claiming he'd abused them had gone to police at the time. Well, throw that shit out of the window: he's...
From: Jezebel | By: Erin Gloria Ryan | Wednesday, November 26, 2014
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Peak morning television has been achieved. I repeat: peak morning television has been achieved. Cancel all of the shows and send all of the perky people home to annoy the shit out of their friends and families. Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Erin Gloria Ryan | Wednesday, November 26, 2014
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