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Brooklyn Beckham, rich teen and son of two beautiful people (Posh Spice and David Beckham), has a modeling spread in the recent issue of The New York Times Style Magazine. Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Madeleine Davies | Thursday, October 30, 2014
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Houston mayor Annise Parker has been sent between 500 and 1,000 Bibles at her home, part of a bizarre protest effort orchestrated by Mike Huckabee and Ted Cruz, and with enthusiastic support from Glenn Beck and Sean Hannity. That quartet of geniuses...
From: Jezebel | By: Anna Merlan | Wednesday, October 29, 2014
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Jessica Biel is probably maybe pregnant with her first child, presumably with her husband, Justin Timberlake, which apparently is cause for everyone to leave all their goddamn sense at home rotting in the refrigerator. Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Kara Brown | Wednesday, October 29, 2014
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Today, as we set aside bowls of Skittles and candy corn "for the kids," some of the most inventive, gross and charming costumes have been circulating on social media. For example, Taylor Swift wore angel wings, Lucy Hale is the Twitter bird, and Katy...
From: Jezebel | By: Clover Hope | Saturday, November 1, 2014
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In today's Tweet Beat, Macy Gray says what so many of us are thinking at modern art museums, Hayden Panettiere is a pregnant leopard—I think—and Amanda Bynes :(((.Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Kara Brown | Friday, October 31, 2014
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Rihanna quit Instagram in May. The Rihanna Rihport is where we try to cope.Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Julianne Escobedo Shepherd | Friday, October 31, 2014
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Let no media property escape being wrung dry for every single dollar! There's a Bend It Like Beckham musical opening in London next May. Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Kelly Faircloth | Saturday, November 1, 2014
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When Jay Z signed Rita Ora to his Roc Nation record label in 2009, everyone was expecting her to be the next Rihanna. That, clearly, has not quite panned out, but you do have to admire Rita Ora's commitment to the cause. The British singer is still pushing...
From: Jezebel | By: Kara Brown | Friday, October 31, 2014
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Increasingly unhinged-sounding Canadian DJ Jian Ghomeshi was fired from his job at the CBC last weekend after allegations surfaced that he had been subjecting women to sexual violence to which they did not consent for years. But before he was fired,...
From: Jezebel | By: Erin Gloria Ryan | Friday, October 31, 2014
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Usher's two sons love him enough to be honest with him and his five-year-old specifically told him that he sucks at his job. Someone had to say it?Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Hillary Crosley | Friday, October 31, 2014
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Now that nine women have come forward with detailed sexual abuse allegations against former CBC host Jian Ghomeshi, musician Amanda Palmer announced on her blog today that Ghomeshi will no longer be a guest during her book tour. He was due to join her...
From: Jezebel | By: Anna Merlan | Friday, October 31, 2014
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Deadspin Taylor Swift's 1989 Proves That "Pop" Doesn't Mean Anything Anymore | Gizmodo Virgin Galactic's SpaceShipTwo Has Crashed, One Pilot Confirmed Dead | Jalopnik The Ten Greatest Frankenstein Cars Ever Created | Kotaku Nothing Says Halloween Like...
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And so we come to the final day of our Halloween book club. What could we close with besides Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark, which scarred an entire generation of children? Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Kelly Faircloth | Friday, October 31, 2014
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It's nearing the end of the work day on October 31 and you, white person, still don't have a costume ready for Halloween night. "Perhaps I'll do blackface," you say to yourself. Well, we're here to show you how.Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Madeleine Davies | Friday, October 31, 2014
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Gia Giudice, the 13-year-old daughter of Real Housewives of New Jersey star and future Danbury Federal Correctional Institution inmate Teresa Giudice, has released a music video with her girl group, 3KT. In the video, 3KT, which stands for "3 Karet Diamonds,"...
From: Jezebel | By: Kara Brown | Friday, October 31, 2014
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This week, gossip blogs buzzed with news that The Family Hustle star Tameka "Tiny" Harris stopped by a doctor's office during a trip to Tunisia and underwent eye implant surgery, swapping her brown corneas for new ice grey peepers. You're probably wondering,...
From: Jezebel | By: Hillary Crosley | Friday, October 31, 2014
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A judge in Maine has ruled that Kaci Hickox — the nurse who was detained against her will and against logic upon her return from treating Ebola patients in West Africa — does not have to follow any stinkin' quarantine. Science - 1. Chris Christie-...
From: Jezebel | By: Erin Gloria Ryan | Friday, October 31, 2014
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You'll recall that earlier this month, Miley Cyrus butchered the Nae Nae dance during an appearance on an Australian talk show. Twerking is dead, she said. Nae Nae is all the rage, she said. Well, We Are Toonz, the Atlanta rap group who created that...
From: Jezebel | By: Clover Hope | Friday, October 31, 2014
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When it comes to sexy costumes, we here at Jezebel believe that it's time for some gender equality. But we couldn't quite picture how it'd look, so once again , we drew it ourselves. Here are some of your favorite dudes, all decked out as their sexy...
From: Jezebel | By: Tara Jacoby | Friday, October 31, 2014
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The Honey Boo Boo horror show continues: Sandra Hale, mother of June "Mama June" Thompson and grandmother to Alana "Honey Boo Boo" Thompson, told ET that she fears for Alana's safety now that her daughter has reportedly reunited with ex boyfriend Mark...
From: Jezebel | By: Madeleine Davies | Friday, October 31, 2014
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I love Halloween, I am committed to being good at it and I would like to see the rest of America do as I do. (Recent costumes–all homemade–include Tilikum the killer whale, Rainbow Fish and a flamingo. Yes, I do see that there is a theme there but...
From: Jezebel | By: Kate Dries | Friday, October 31, 2014
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Lorde is a powerful 17-year-old business lady who thinks it all goes south after one's teen years. I mean ... maybe? Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Hillary Crosley | Friday, October 31, 2014
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In the fall of 2012, a woman enrolled at Virginia Wesleyan College in Norfolk, Virginia. Just three days into the school year, she says, she was raped in her room by a member of the lacrosse team after being given a shot she believes was spiked with...
From: Jezebel | By: Anna Merlan | Friday, October 31, 2014
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You know those times when you're in dire need of a sugar-filled Venti Macchiato but can't make it out to one of the 21 Starbucks on every block in New York City? Finally, Starbucks is granting your third wish of having a cup of caffeine delivered right...
From: Jezebel | By: Clover Hope | Friday, October 31, 2014
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So you're a witch in 2014 and looking for love. It's a tale as old as time. Witches don't have it easy when it comes to the thrashing, genitalia-ragged dating pool. And don't get it twisted: I'm not talking about hip, harvest women like the witches of...
From: Jezebel | By: Alan Hanson | Friday, October 31, 2014
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WAG OF THE FINGER: Stephen Colbert has announced the end date for his game-changing television show The Colbert Report. The final episode will air on December 18th.Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Madeleine Davies | Friday, October 31, 2014
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At 14, Willow Smith seems to already know the power that she has, which is the privilege to be strange on her own terms. Listening to her new EP, 3, released Friday, it's clear that instead of existing solely in the noise of pop or R&B, Willow's...
From: Jezebel | By: Clover Hope | Friday, October 31, 2014
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This week in Shade Court, New York Magazine is still having a difficult time with the entire concept of shade, some woman named Iggy Azalea makes an appearance and one reader looks back at a shady incident that occurred twenty years ago.Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Kara Brown | Friday, October 31, 2014
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You guys, the witch in the middle isn't Bette Midler. This is blowing my mind. (And everyone knows I am never given to hyperbole.)Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Mark Shrayber | Friday, October 31, 2014
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Did a chill just run down your spine? That's probably because R.L. Stine has arrived at Jezebel to take your questions. Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Kelly Faircloth | Friday, October 31, 2014
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Tanning beds are terrible for you, a means of paying to drastically increase your skin cancer risk. The CDC disapproves, and so does the surgeon general. Seriously, they are dumb and terrible. And yet, according to a new study, they're alarmingly common...
From: Jezebel | By: Kelly Faircloth | Friday, October 31, 2014
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Say goodbye to women in major leadership roles at the Washington Post. Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Rebecca Rose | Friday, October 31, 2014
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Brittany Maynard, the 29-year-old woman terminally ill with brain cancer, has been in the news for weeks, first for the heartbreaking video she made about her desire to be able to die with dignity through assisted suicide and, earlier this week, for...
From: Jezebel | By: Anna Merlan | Friday, October 31, 2014
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Attention, class! R.L. Stine, sponsor of your childhood nightmares, will be visiting today for a Q&A with Jezebel readers! The chat starts at 1 pm ET, so scheme on some questions. If you don't have time to reread the entire Goosebumps/Fear Street...
From: Jezebel | By: Kelly Faircloth | Friday, October 31, 2014
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Beyoncé's "Run the World (Girls)" is the first song, of course, on Sam Ronson and MC Lyte's new "Women Are Watching" playlist, commissioned by Planned Parenthood in order to raise further awareness for next week's election. Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Julianne Escobedo Shepherd | Friday, October 31, 2014
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Happy Halloween, people who aren't going to sleep tonight!Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Erin Gloria Ryan | Friday, October 31, 2014
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Egg freezing has recently jumped from an expensive and rare medical procedure to a recognized backup plan for women pushing up against the biological cutoff for conception. But what exactly are you signing up for?Read more......
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Zac Efron, the High School Musical 2 actor who once sang "Everybody's talkin' at me/Everybody's tryna get in muh head," has reportedly been treating new girlfriend Sam Miro "like a dictator," controlling everything about her, down to what she wears and...
From: Jezebel | By: Madeleine Davies | Friday, October 31, 2014
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What's going on with clowns these days? Roaming small towns in California, terrorizing people in France, missing entire mouths on American Horror Story? I don't know about you but I think the French town of Vendargues that has banned all clown costumes...
From: Jezebel | By: Hillary Crosley | Friday, October 31, 2014
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Ruth Baby Ginsberg wins Halloween, so stop trying. (h/t @NaamaHaviv) pic.twitter.com/T9ETbhL025— Ghastly Akner (@taffyakner) October 31, 2014 Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Erin Gloria Ryan | Friday, October 31, 2014
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It's nerd Christmas, and so naturally J.K. Rowling decided to bestow some new Harry Potter-related writing unto the world. And it includes an in-depth profile of the very nasty character Dolores Umbridge, whose prim style and cutesy mannerisms conceal...
From: Jezebel | By: Kelly Faircloth | Friday, October 31, 2014
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Deadspin How Muhammad Ali's Rope-A-Dope Myth Suckered America | Gawker A Child's Treasury of This Year's Most Offensive Halloween Costumes | io9 10 Tropes Involving Fantasy Weapons That Should Die In A Fire | Kotaku School Tries To Recreate Studio Ghibli...
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Time for your Friday history lesson! And it involves our bloody old friend, the tampon, those soft bundles of cotton we stuff in our vaginas every so often. Exactly how did women handle their roughly-monthly cycle back in the day?Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Clover Hope | Friday, October 31, 2014
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Author Reva Seth has become the ninth woman to go on the record about Jian Ghomeshi's alleged sexual abuse, and the second to identify herself by name. You know that feeling you get when your favorite team is on a winning streak? This is the opposite...
From: Jezebel | By: Erin Gloria Ryan | Friday, October 31, 2014
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American Horror Story: Freak Show is pretty creepy (because clowns), but it also features some of the show's most memorable characters: The dour and bubbly Dot and Bette, the sad, sad Elsa Mars and the hunky Jimmy Darling (lobster hands are a bonus)....
From: Jezebel | By: Mark Shrayber | Friday, October 31, 2014
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This Jude Redfield aka Bones Redfield, a "skinny meteorologist" working at the Fox affiliate WDRB in Louisille, Kentucky is really something.Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Kate Dries | Friday, October 31, 2014
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It's a Halloween miracle, everyone. A kitten who sustained severe burns when he got trapped in the engine of a car is being nursed back to health. Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Rebecca Rose | Friday, October 31, 2014
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Oh this video is no big deal; it's just Ed Sheeran casually roaming on stage to duet with Sam Smith on "Stay With Me."Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Rebecca Rose | Friday, October 31, 2014
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TGIT, it's time for another Shondaland open thread! "What do you want?" We want your comments below. Who's watching?Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Rebecca Rose | Friday, October 31, 2014
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Chelsea Handler wants to show everyone her boobs, because of sexism (obviously).Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Rebecca Rose | Friday, October 31, 2014
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