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The Royal Horticultural Society’s annual Chelsea Flower Show is getting underway in the United Kingdom, and today press and VIPs got a special preview of the elaborate, often whimsical gardens. The Queen was there, as well as assorted other royals...
From: Jezebel | By: Kelly Faircloth | Monday, May 23, 2016
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According to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, women are increasingly choosing IUDs and hormonal implants instead of the traditional pill. Over the last decade, IUDs and implant use have risen five times. There are, of course, a number...
From: Jezebel | By: Stassa Edwards | Monday, May 23, 2016
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Trolls don’t respond to reasonable explanations, pleas for compassion, or even a firm blocking. Maybe they’ll respond to this track from The Julie Ruin that sounds like a hundred mallards are playing kazoos in the background.Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Aimée Lutkin | Tuesday, May 24, 2016
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We were warned that the CW treatment of the beloved Archie comics would be “surprising and subversive ,” but some of the new series’ plot points revealed at their upfront are pretty grim. For starters, Archie is Pacey Wittering it up with music...
From: Jezebel | By: Aimée Lutkin | Tuesday, May 24, 2016
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Honestly, thank god. Thank freaking god.Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Aimée Lutkin | Tuesday, May 24, 2016
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Muva Rose has a premiere date for her hotly anticipated talk show, The Amber Rose Show . I just found out about it and can’t even wait.Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Aimée Lutkin | Tuesday, May 24, 2016
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Shockingly, even powerful, rich actors have poor boundaries when it comes to women’s bodies. Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Aimée Lutkin | Tuesday, May 24, 2016
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Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani—a couple as natural and authentic as the pair of tits I plan on buying at 40—are busy promoting their fake relationship new duet “Go Ahead and Break My Heart” at various award shows—but are they also paying Instagram...
From: Jezebel | By: Madeleine Davies | Tuesday, May 24, 2016
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Whoopi Goldberg, who’s held more than a few questionable opinions on The View but tends to be progressive in certain areas , is doing something cool on TV—producing a show about transgender models.Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Clover Hope | Monday, May 23, 2016
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In today’s Tweet Beat, Barack Obama and Anthony Bourdain enjoy some noodles, Snookie is such a mom and The Weeknd comes prepared. Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Kara Brown | Monday, May 23, 2016
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This week’s episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians was nearly flawless. We watched as family was ripped apart, limb by limb, by one of their own—and even worse, it was done online, via memes.Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Mariah Smith | Monday, May 23, 2016
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A study reviewing 25 years of data has found that alcohol intervention and education are almost entirely useless tools when it comes to limiting the drinking habits of men in fraternities.Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Madeleine Davies | Monday, May 23, 2016
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There’s not much more to say here, is there?Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Bobby Finger | Monday, May 23, 2016
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In an episode on the most recent season of Dance Moms, 13-year-old JoJo Siwa, who loves hip-hop and is prone to wearing large bows in her hair, is tasked with channeling Michael Jackson for a solo dance she will be taking to a competition. She can do...
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According to a report from Sen. Kirsten Gillibrand (D-N.Y.) set to be released Monday, sexual assault and a “troubling command culture” remains a serious problem in the military. The report examined the 329 sexual assault cases that occurred on military...
From: Jezebel | By: Joanna Rothkopf | Monday, May 23, 2016
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In advance of their sixth studio album, Strange Little Birds, Shirley Manson and her Garbage bandmates have released a video for its first single, “Empty.” From the video’s opening, with a pink-haired Manson spinning slowly as though suspended...
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Alan Young, star of the 1960s sitcom Mr. Ed and voice of Uncle Scrooge McDuck, died of natural causes on May 19, 2016. He was 96 years old.Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Rachel Vorona Cote | Monday, May 23, 2016
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In somewhat disquieting news, an extended-release ADHD medication called Adzenys has hit the market, making amphetamines even more tempting than they already are by delivering the drug in chewable, candy-flavored form. This should go well!Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Ellie Shechet | Monday, May 23, 2016
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Lives don’t actually have coherent, linear story arcs, but if I had to retroactively tease one essential narrative out of mine, it’d be my transformation from a terror‐stricken mouse‐person to an unflappable human vuvuzela. Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Lindy West | Monday, May 23, 2016
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Last week, Nevada Democratic State Party Chairwoman Roberta Lange was mobbed by harassment and death threats from irate Bernie Sanders fans who suspected her of handing the state to Hillary Clinton. On Saturday, Lange, a Mariners fan, tried to tweet...
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Quantico star Priyanka Chopra, who’s on the cover of Complex laying in an ocean of money, wouldn’t be satisfied just being a Bond girl.Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Clover Hope | Monday, May 23, 2016
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Following his performance at the Billboard Music Awards on Sunday night, Justin Bieber posted a very moody message on Instagram, accompanied by an equally moody scene of sheep roaming around some lush, I dunno, Irish (???) countryside at the foot of...
From: Jezebel | By: Kara Brown | Monday, May 23, 2016
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Pilots for the upcoming 2016-17 TV season include three shows involving time travel, one about an adult woman with an imaginary friend and another starring a talking dog. This could possibly be the weirdest and greatest collection of shows in the history...
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A Japanese pop star is alive but in critical condition after being stabbed some 20 times by an enraged stalker. Mayu Tomita, 20, was attacked by Tomohiro Iwazaki, 27, who reportedly told police he “lost his temper.”Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Anna Merlan | Monday, May 23, 2016
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In an interview with The Sunday Times, Elijah Wood “said that organized sexual abuse of children in Hollywood is rife.” Wood, now 35, did not claim to be a victim of abuse while beginning his career as a child actor, but shared that “many of his...
From: Jezebel | By: Bobby Finger | Monday, May 23, 2016
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Sarma Melngailis, who has been on the lam for 10 months after allegedly stealing nearly $2 million from her raw vegan restaurant Pure Food and Wine, was arrested along with her husband in Sevierville, Tennessee after a delivery of extremely not-vegan...
From: Jezebel | By: Ellie Shechet | Monday, May 23, 2016
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Stock up on essential kitchenware and shoes or up your backyard entertainment game in today’s best deals.Read more......
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Donald Trump, a piece of shit whose only conviction is that he always deserves to win, has engaged in some truly insane climate change denial on Twitter, writing things like “This very expensive GLOBAL WARMING bullshit has got to stop” and “The...
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Aziz Ansari’s Netflix series Master of None managed to pull off what Hollywood considers a miraculous task: a successful show featuring a cast and crew that reflects the real world. Aziz used his Peabody Awards speech on Saturday to take a few shots...
From: Jezebel | By: Clover Hope | Monday, May 23, 2016
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Here is your first glimpse of Disney’s latest live-action remake, Beauty and the Beast, coming to theaters March 2017.Read more......
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The Facebook message came from the other Megan Kirby. I’d started calling her that in my head after she’d friend-requested me three months prior, whenever she floated across my feed posting Bible verses or pictures of the beach. “I think you know...
From: Jezebel | By: Megan Kirby | Monday, May 23, 2016
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“The Door” was one of those benchmark Game of Thrones episodes for the powerful and heartbreaking way it ended—but before we get to that, let’s discuss the way it began, with an increasingly resolute Sansa taking back her agency inch by inch.Read...
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A five-year-old girl in Louisiana accidentally shot and killed herself Saturday while she was playing with her father’s gun. Haley Moore’s father Eric told police he got in the shower and left his handgun on a table. Haley’s two older siblings...
From: Jezebel | By: Anna Merlan | Monday, May 23, 2016
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It’s not a competition, but just for the record I cried harder at this week’s Outlander than this week’s Game of Thrones. Read more......
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After a seemingly contentious back-and-forth as to whether Kesha would be allowed by Dr. Luke and Kemosabe Records to perform at the Billboard Awards, she got there after all —doing the song she said she’d perform all along, a cover of Bob Dylan’s...
From: Jezebel | By: Julianne Escobedo Shepherd | Monday, May 23, 2016
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Earlier this month, Bishop McDevitt High School earned an “A” in gender policing when school officials demanded that their female students wear dresses to prom. Consequently, when student Aniya Wolf showed up in a tuxedo, she was forbidden entry...
From: Jezebel | By: Rachel Vorona Cote | Monday, May 23, 2016
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After winning the award for Top Billboard 200 Album, which she accepted in a pre-recorded video from her tour, Adele debuted her new video on the Billboard Music Awards Sunday night, and the visual was as Cocteau Twins-inspired as the gauzy layers of...
From: Jezebel | By: Julianne Escobedo Shepherd | Monday, May 23, 2016
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Last month, Sara Ramirez sent her fans into a tizzy when she tweeted something vaguely resembling a farewell to Grey’s Anatomy, where she has been a principal character since the show’s third season. As it turns out, the concern was justified. On...
From: Jezebel | By: Rachel Vorona Cote | Monday, May 23, 2016
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A 15-year-old girl in hospice care was determined to attend a Florence and The Machine concert in spite of her illness. But as the day drew nearer, it became evident that she was too sick to leave the Austin, Texas medical facility. So, on Friday, May...
From: Jezebel | By: Rachel Vorona Cote | Monday, May 23, 2016
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The Go-Go’s, reunited for their final tour this summer 38 years after the band formed, hit the Billboard Music Awards red carpet before their farewell performance. Jane Wiedlin’s like YOU WILL NEVER FORGET ME!Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Julianne Escobedo Shepherd | Monday, May 23, 2016
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Former Massachusetts governor Bill Weld has confirmed he is standing by recent comments made earlier this week in which he compared probable Cheeto Donald Trump’s plan to deport undocumented immigrants from the U.S. to Kristallnacht, a historically...
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If I told you that actress and suspected human tree Shailene Woodley is a supporter of presidential hopeful Bernie Sanders, how shocked would you be on a scale of “not shocked” to “nope, still definitely not shocked”? Well then.Read more......
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Tech entrepreneur and frequent Shark Tank guest Chris Sacca purportedly threw a fit when he was denied entry to a performance of the musical Hamilton earlier this week, because sometimes those tickets you get for a great deal on online turn out to be...
From: Jezebel | By: JE Reich | Sunday, May 22, 2016
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Singer Chris Brown has been accused of asking his friends to beat the crap out of a photographer during a party he attended on a private yacht in Fort Lauderdale, and are you surprised ? Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: JE Reich | Sunday, May 22, 2016
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Get set for your next trip to the beach, the trails, or the backyard with today’s deals.Read more......
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Bar none, Sport-Brella is the ultimate beach umbrella , and Amazon’s discounting it to just $36 as part of a Gold Box deal, today only.Read more......
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It’s been a rough week, fam. Revel in the love of a gentle man in a sweater who likes you exactly as you are.Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Aimée Lutkin | Saturday, May 21, 2016
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On Friday night, Daniel Holtzclaw was interviewed over the phone by 20/20 from jail. He maintains his innocence.Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Aimée Lutkin | Saturday, May 21, 2016
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Liz Heron, executive editor of The Huffington Post, tweeted out this poorly-worded caption recently, forgetting that the internet is all-seeing and unforgiving. Read more......
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What. Is. Happening. Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Aimée Lutkin | Saturday, May 21, 2016
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