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Nine West has some shoes that are perfect for "Starter husband hunting," as demonstrated in their new ad campaign, plus bags that are great for your future "walk of shame." Cute and clever or just plain stupid?Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Kate Dries | Friday, August 1, 2014
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Because we live in a country in which many people are completely baffled by the idea that breasts are not filthy sin-pillows, women who breastfeed in public are frequently harassed , chastised and/or asked to leave . Well, sorry, boob-fearers, but it...
From: Jezebel | By: Callie Beusman | Friday, August 1, 2014
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It's no secret that life in a big city is expensive and riddled with cheap futons. But what if you can barely afford an apartment that won’t even fit a frugal futon? Welcome to the millennial cost of living in 2014.Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Hillary Crosley | Friday, August 1, 2014
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She's a meat-eater; he's vegan. She likes salads; he lives on hot dogs and Cheez Whiz. These are examples of real-life couples whose pairings make no sense to me. Because I could not love a person (romantically) who would never eat vegetables. Or if...
From: Jezebel | By: Tracy Moore | Friday, August 1, 2014
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Not content with getting schooled on the magic of Old Navy from adults, Amy Poehler's latest Old Navy ad shows her learning a bit about their inexpensive garb from youngins' at a spelling bee.Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Kate Dries | Friday, August 1, 2014
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As legend* has it, a mysterious hooded figure approached Karl Lagerfeld and Raf Simons before last season's couture shows and said, "Hey, did you hear about what the assorted lady-peasants are doing nowadays? They have this strange sort of shoe object...
From: Jezebel | By: Callie Beusman | Thursday, July 31, 2014
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Heads up, house hunters! If you're looking for the perfect 2,700-acre Peter Pan-themed carnival/mountain compound that only requires a measly $5 million a year in upkeep, have I got the listing for you!Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Lindy West | Friday, August 1, 2014
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Drew Barrymore is coming out with three new scents as part of her makeup line Flower Beauty: Radiant, Cherished and Sultry. She's still a normal, however, who has to deal with bad smells on mass transit like the rest of us.Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Kate Dries | Friday, August 1, 2014
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It seems like Chris Martin and ex Gwyneth Paltrow have been spotted everywhere together lately—a mystery that, obviously, CANNOT BE BORNE WITHOUT EXPLANATION. Is there a reconciliation in the works? Was the breakup nothing but a publicity sham, scam,...
From: Jezebel | By: Lindy West | Friday, August 1, 2014
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You know what’s more expensive than a wedding? Divorce. But maybe not anymore, thanks to the Sillicon Valley tech boom and a growing number of disgruntled couples! Introducing Wevore. Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Hillary Crosley | Thursday, July 31, 2014
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You might remember swaggering, misogynist evangedouche/human Affliction tee Mark Driscoll from being terrible on Glenn Beck, being terrible on Fox and Friends, or being terrible any time he does anything ever, which is all the time. But he's really ramped...
From: Jezebel | By: Lindy West | Wednesday, July 30, 2014
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This might be the most fun Instagram account of all time. Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Rebecca Rose | Wednesday, July 30, 2014
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It appears that Guy Fieri, Clown Prince of Flavortown, is in the breakfast game now, and he's taken to it like a duck wearing backwards sunglasses riding a skateboard through a lake of flames. The menu at Guy Fieri's Vegas Kitchen & Grill includes...
From: Jezebel | By: Lindy West | Saturday, August 2, 2014
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More trouble for Lisa Vanderpump's Beverly Hills restaurant Villa Blanca! Vanderpump's pastry chef Martha Diaz says that her manager touched her vagina, called her a "fat, ugly whore," and left pornographic images in her work locker.Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Lindy West | Saturday, August 2, 2014
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Really really really into the Sam Smith album right now. This new video, for the track "I'm Not The Only One," features Glee's Dianna Agron as a wine-swilling miserable wife and The Mindy Project's Chris Messina (♥) as the no-good assholic cheating...
From: Jezebel | By: Dodai Stewart | Friday, August 1, 2014
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At last! President Obama has weighed in on the eternal debate—Katy Perry: DISCARD OR KEEP!?!!?!!—and apparently he's team "keep." Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Lindy West | Saturday, August 2, 2014
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In today's Tweet Beat, Margaret Cho shows some love for a bountiful ass, Elizabeth Banks rocks out to NPR and Ansel Elgort gets very #deep. Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Kara Brown | Friday, August 1, 2014
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Jennifer Lawrence is reportedly citing "busy schedules" as the reason behind breaking things off with that dude she's been going out with for awhile. You know that guy.... from the thing? Was it The Avengers? Nah, I think it was X-Men. Yes, it was definitely...
From: Jezebel | By: Erin Gloria Ryan | Friday, August 1, 2014
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Welcome back to the dank Vanity Smurf underworld, in which we examine what celebrities are doing on Instagram. This week: J.Lo gets a manicure, Chris Pratt pampers his face, Jennifer Aniston gets a summery fishtail braid, and Heidi Klum's in her birthday...
From: Jezebel | By: Dodai Stewart | Friday, August 1, 2014
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Welcome to Pissing Contest, a weekly story sharing circle for the the ass-draggiest time of the afternoon on the ass-draggiest time of the last day between you and the weekend. Every week, we'll provide a prompt, you'll share stories, and we'll pick...
From: Jezebel | By: Erin Gloria Ryan | Friday, August 1, 2014
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Jasmin.com (formerly LiveJasmin) (RIP) is a popular webcam site where one can go to watch people from all different nations get naked for money or smoke cigarettes for free (source: experience). In an effort to normalize the cam experience, the site...
From: Jezebel | By: Mark Shrayber | Friday, August 1, 2014
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During a vagina-themed dinnertime conversation, Shannon O'Malley asked her friend Keith Wilson, a gay man, to draw a picture of a vagina. The accuracy left a bit to be desired but the conversation snowballed into an art project turned coffee table book...
From: Jezebel | By: Kara Brown | Friday, August 1, 2014
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A French hospital has announced that it'll soon open a small bar within its palliative care ward. Terminally ill patients will be able to invite visitors over for drinks including wine, beer and whisky.Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Kelly Faircloth | Friday, August 1, 2014
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There is a lot to discuss re: the upcoming Outlander adaptation, and there is a very good chance that soon you will not be able to get me to shut up about it. First things first, though: Why do so many women love Scottish highlanders so goddamn much?Read...
From: Jezebel | By: Kelly Faircloth | Friday, August 1, 2014
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Procter & Gamble, the gigantic company responsible for over 100 products for grooming, beauty and home — including Pantene, Tide, Crest, Old Spice, Always, Luvs, Olay, CoverGirl, Clairol, Pampers and Tampax — is going to slim down, cutting at...
From: Jezebel | By: Dodai Stewart | Friday, August 1, 2014
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According to the AP, a judge has ruled one of the girls arrested in the alleged "Slender Man stabbing" currently incompetent to stand trial and ordered her committed for treatment. A state psychiatrist testified she claims to see unicorns and Voldemort,...
From: Jezebel | By: Kelly Faircloth | Friday, August 1, 2014
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There is a lot to feel anxious about when traveling by air: you are in a sealed metal container hurtling through the sky; there could be a supernatural menace lurking in the cargo hold; sometimes they play reruns of Two and a Half Men on the little in-flight...
From: Jezebel | By: Callie Beusman | Friday, August 1, 2014
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It's truly daunting how many books flood the shelves every month. So going forward, we're going to comb through the catalogs and pluck out some promising titles for the book lovers out there. Plus, this is an opportunity for you to share what you're...
From: Jezebel | By: Kelly Faircloth | Friday, August 1, 2014
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At Splitsider this week, Meredith Haggerty expertly explored what happens to the social media accounts of television shows that go off the air. "Sad things," she concludes. Well, while the accounts of actual people who join social media platforms to...
From: Jezebel | By: Kate Dries | Friday, August 1, 2014
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Mac will soon debut its fall 2014 makeup collection. The inspiration: the timeless style of retro romance novel covers. Somebody in their marketing department clearly has a massive collection of vintage Fabio covers. Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Kelly Faircloth | Friday, August 1, 2014
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If you have ever admired a nice piece of jewelry and thought "if only I could masturbate with this," there's good news. A company has finally designed a vibrator that also works as a nice piece of bling.Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Rebecca Rose | Friday, August 1, 2014
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Filling out paperwork is annoying enough without feeling like you're being discriminated against in the process. While many people may not feel any bias in being required to check the male or female box when filling out forms, those who identify outside...
From: Jezebel | By: Kara Brown | Friday, August 1, 2014
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During a speech this week, President Obama recalled a letter he got from a little girl who wondered why all American paper money features men. The Commander-In-Chief offered tepid support for the little girl's notion that maybe it's time our wallets...
From: Jezebel | By: Erin Gloria Ryan | Friday, August 1, 2014
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English actor Charlotte Rampling, who has appeared in films like Georgy Girl, Stardust Memories, Angel Heart, The Night Porter, The Wings of the Dove, and Swimming Pool, is looking impeccable in the fall 2014 campaign for Nars lipstick. Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Dodai Stewart | Friday, August 1, 2014
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What we have here are noted thespians Zac Efron, 26, and Michelle Rodriguez, 36, in a passionate liplock as a frantic bassline thumps through a club in Ibiza. Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Dodai Stewart | Friday, August 1, 2014
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Say you're a dude, and you've always loved muscles and jumping, and then you hit 40 and your muscles just aren't as jumpy as they used to be and your jumps aren't as muscly and also your penis seems to have stopped listening to you and begun forging...
From: Jezebel | By: Lindy West | Friday, August 1, 2014
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Like your favorite college sweatshirt, undies are best when they're broken-in. And I’m talking years or wear and tear for maximum comfort and which includes, for us ladies, stains.Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Hillary Crosley | Friday, August 1, 2014
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The mysterious "woman in black," who became an object of national fascination as she walked through several Southern states swathed in a black veil, has finally reached her destination. The local cops are asking everyone to please leave her the hell...
From: Jezebel | By: Kelly Faircloth | Friday, August 1, 2014
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Gawker I Am Terrified of Reese Witherspoon and a Little Bit in Love with Her | Gizmodo How Times Square Works | io9 Medieval Manuscripts Depict A Terrifying Tale Of The Walking Dead | Lifehacker The Biggest Sign You're Following the Wrong Career Path...
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"This is like the comedy version of Fifty Shades of Grey," Julia Roberts said last night as Jimmy Fallon threw a ball at her face. Right in the moneymaker. Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Dodai Stewart | Friday, August 1, 2014
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It's no secret that dealing with cable companies is only slightly less miserable than dragging yourself naked through the fires of Mordor. But there are ways of handling the irritating things big corporations do to you. Pulling a gun on a cable worker...
From: Jezebel | By: Rebecca Rose | Friday, August 1, 2014
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A family visiting Kansas City, Missouri got a huge surprise and a selfie with the leader of the free world. Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Rebecca Rose | Friday, August 1, 2014
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When did Reese Witherspoon become America's sweetheart? Was it when the nation flocked to see her starring turn in Legally Blonde, a few months before 9/11? Was it when she accepted the Oscar from pretend Ray Charles for being the best pretend June Carter...
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Nick Viall — who was first runner up in the Bachelorette, a televised competition in which a group of men sit in a hot tub for four weeks, and whoever lasts the longest wins the honor of getting engaged to a friendly acquaintance — continues to mope...
From: Jezebel | By: Callie Beusman | Friday, August 1, 2014
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Tara Reid, star of the acclaimed films Sharknado and Sharknado 2 is the latest celebrity to jump into the perfume business, with a scent named "Shark."Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Rebecca Rose | Friday, August 1, 2014
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While no progressive could be blamed for thinking that the Grand Old Party is far from changing its tune on gay rights issues, apparently it's happening. While marriage equality has gained traction amongst the majority of Americans, Republicans are quietly...
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A woman is suing her plastic surgeon for using pictures of her facial reconstruction and calling them "cocaine nose."Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Rebecca Rose | Friday, August 1, 2014
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Videos like this are one of the reasons I love the Internet so much. Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Rebecca Rose | Friday, August 1, 2014
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The only thing I can play on the piano is the opening few notes from Les Mis, so I'm not going to hate on this dog who didn't just learn how to play the piano, but actually grew human hands to do it. That's what real commitment looks like! Like my 5th...
From: Jezebel | By: Mark Shrayber | Friday, August 1, 2014
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In today's Tweet Beat, we learn that Joe Biden was a hottie back in the day, the next Sharknado film is already being brainstormed and Neal Brennan has some ground rules for your coffee order. Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Kara Brown | Thursday, July 31, 2014
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