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WASHINGTON, DC—“Shit, shit, shit,” Kristan Hawkins, president of Students for Life, muttered into her phone. Hawkins was standing in front of the Supreme Court corralling a group of 30 anti-abortion activists. Almost all of the activists were young...
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WASHINGTON, DC—On the day Donald Trump was inaugurated as the 45th President of the United States, Jezebel writers Madeleine Davies and Ellie Shechet journeyed through downtown Washington, D.C., collecting stories, taking pictures, and getting shouted...
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Rudy Giuliani is doing his part to spin the Women’s March by saying he doesn’t know what all these women are even talking about. To be fair though, it rarely seems like Giuliani knows what anyone is talking about.Read more......
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Former star of Vh1's Single Ladies, Stacey Dash, is no longer a talking head for Fox News. She was reportedly fired a while ago.Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Clover Hope | Monday, January 23, 2017
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This one’s short, but oh so satisfying. Remember how the family of that very boring Green Bay Packer/State Farm spokesperson Aaron Rodgers apparently hates his long-time girlfriend Sloan Sabbith—I mean, Olivia Munn? Well, Munn may or may not have...
From: Jezebel | By: Bobby Finger | Monday, January 23, 2017
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Kotaku Don’t Have Kids | Lifehacker Top 10 Free Alternatives to Expensive Software | io9 Ah, So That’s Why Leia Was at the Battle of Scarif in Rogue One | Jalopnik For $5,900, Would You Get Down With This Rotary 1962 MG Midget? |Read more......
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I am a fuzzy blanket hoarder. I currently have three on my couch and I use two at once on a regular day. Amazon’s got two separate deals, today only, that speak to me on a deep, emotional level. First, grab an extra large heating pad for under $30....
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Donald Trump concealed his tax returns during his protracted presidential campaign, refusing to disclose them even after his election on November 8. So it probably comes as no surprise that our new, demented Chia-Pet-in-Chief will not release them now.Read...
From: Jezebel | By: Rachel Vorona Cote | Monday, January 23, 2017
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You may have seen the footage of white supremacist helmsman Richard Spencer getting punched in the head. Perhaps you have even watched the video multiple times, taking solace in that fleeting, blissful moment of justice—Jezebel does not endorse violence...
From: Jezebel | By: Rachel Vorona Cote | Monday, January 23, 2017
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In light of recent, cataclysmic events, I find myself deeply interested in locating Things That Are Good. I expect many of you pals are embarking on similar expeditions. And so I give you the trailer for I Don’t Feel At Home in This World Anymore,...
From: Jezebel | By: Rachel Vorona Cote | Monday, January 23, 2017
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House Republicans have introduced a bill that, if passed, would set in motion the United States’ withdrawal from the United Nations. Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Rachel Vorona Cote | Monday, January 23, 2017
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Before Sean Spicer became Donald Trump’s blatantly lying press secretary, he was a political strategist with an unusually pronounced frozen dessert vendetta. Between 2010-2015 Spicer tweeted several times about Dippin’ Dots, always with malice, though...
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On Sunday, Calvin Klein revealed, with little fanfare, 14 new styles designed by former Dior creative director Raf Simons. The fashion house hired Simons to design its Calvin Klein by Appointment line in August, but has been curiously shy about publicizing...
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Donald Trump and, by extension, his administration have been whining and lying about his visibly low inauguration turnout on Friday, falsely claiming the president drew historically large crowds. These were very special crowds, because only the president...
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Kristen Stewart’s been giving great, gracefully twitchy interviews this week as she makes the rounds at Sundance promoting her directorial debut Come Swim.Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Hannah Gold | Sunday, January 22, 2017
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WASHINGTON, D.C.—One day after Donald Trump was inaugurated, more than half a million people flowed onto the streets of D.C. under a cloud of knitted pink pussy hats to participate in the Women’s March on Washington—a number far beyond organizers’...
From: Jezebel | By: Ellie Shechet | Sunday, January 22, 2017
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From Janelle Monáe to Angela Davis to Madonna, many incredible women gave memorable speeches while participating in feminist political actions today in D.C. and throughout the world. Transgender author and activist Janet Mock’s was one of the best,...
From: Jezebel | By: Hannah Gold | Sunday, January 22, 2017
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On Saturday, White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer opened an update on the president’s activities with a lecture on the “proper use of Twitter” for the media, and an extended rant about attendance numbers for yesterday’s inauguration ceremony....
From: Jezebel | By: Hannah Gold | Sunday, January 22, 2017
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WASHINGTON, D.C. – Whether it was a counter-protest or just bad timing is unclear, but in either case, the “Trump Unity Bridge,” a makeshift parade float carrying Trump supporters, towed behind a Suburban with “Congressional Guest” and “Governor...
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After spending all day Friday surrounded by people celebrating the inauguration of Donald Trump, nothing was more needed (by the Jezebel staff included) than today’s Women’s March on Washington. The marchers were thoughtful, their spirits were high,...
From: Jezebel | By: Madeleine Davies | Sunday, January 22, 2017
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Every man, other than columnist Jonathan Chait, was welcome at women’s marches across the country today. We talked to a few of the men who attended the Women’s March in Washington D.C. We tried really hard to make it into a jokey, lighthearted feature...
From: Jezebel | By: Stassa Edwards & Anna Merlan | Saturday, January 21, 2017
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In his first official stop to handle some presidential business, Donald Trump spoke to the men and women of the CIA. The bizarre speech that followed danced around the issues of cyber security and his penchant for comparing everyone in the room to “Nazis.”Read...
From: Jezebel | By: Rhett Jones on Gizmodo, shared by Kate Dries to Jezebel | Saturday, January 21, 2017
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We did not spend long talking to the women of Flint, Michigan, at the Women’s March on Washington, because our conversation kept being interrupted: they were, simply, too popular with attendees who kept coming over to offer hugs and take photos. Read...
From: Jezebel | By: Julianne Escobedo Shepherd | Saturday, January 21, 2017
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As the action wound down above the Equator, the worldwide Women’s Marchers count hit approximately 2.5 million, a figure that, presumably, includes the 30 or so human marchers—and untold penguin marchers—who exercised their rights to free speech...
From: Jezebel | By: Kelly Stout | Saturday, January 21, 2017
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Donald Trump tried his best on Inauguration Day to come off as the kind of terrifying, bigoted monster who also kind of has his shit together sometimes, but dig beneath the orangey ophidian surface just a bit and you will see a man barely staying focused...
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New York Governor Andrew Cuomo continued to style himself as a leader of the democratic anti-Trump resistance (presidential aspirations beckon, no doubt), with his announcement on Saturday that he is widening reproductive rights protections for the New...
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The confirmation hearing for Donald Trump’s billionaire Education Secretary pick, Betsy DeVos, on Tuesday was frankly outrageous, the most eye-catching item being DeVos’s assertion that states should be more open to allowing guns into schools for...
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Laura Dean worked as a speechwriter for President Barack Obama from 2011 to 2014. We asked her to annotate Donald Trump’s vague, dark inauguration speech.Read more......
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Good morning. Today is a new day in America, but the gears of normalcy will grind on, at least for a time. The celebs will continue to celeb. Here they go:Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Lauren Evans | Saturday, January 21, 2017
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WASHINGTON, D.C.—Late in the afternoon on Inauguration Day, I made my way out of a dicey protest on K street towards the National Press Club, passing rows of broken windows and throngs of smiling Trump fans in red hats. Read more......
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Why did I decide to use my limited free time in Washington D.C. to attend the “Drain the Swamp Millenial [sic] Ball After Party” organized by the elusive “Students and Millenials [sic] for Trump” Facebook group?Read more......
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With just a few weeks to go before the inauguration, President Donald J. Trump unceremoniously fired legendary announcer Charles Brotman by email. Never mind that Brotman had announced every inaugural parade since Eisenhower; never mind that the cold,...
From: Jezebel | By: Gabrielle Bluestone | Saturday, January 21, 2017
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The Women’s March on Washington has a true queen in their camp. Crowds are channeling General Leia Organa and actress Carrie Fisher with signs, costumes, wall art, and other amazing tributes. The Rebellion is here.Read more......
From: Io9 | By: Beth Elderkin | Saturday, January 21, 2017
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Finger lights, Sugru projects, and TriggerPoint foam massage balls lead off Saturday’s best deals.Read more......
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Yesterday on the day of Donald J. Trump’s inauguration, we wondered, where is everyone? Today, on the day of the Women’s March, we found them.Read more......
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WASHINGTON, DC—It’s a great day for resisting the reign of the newly inaugurated autocratic, sexist, racist, ableist, xenophobe-in-chief and the powers that got him elected in the first place. Women and men are protesting all over the world, and...
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On Saturday, hundreds of thousands of women are expected to gather in Washington D.C.—and in cities all over the world—to protest the election of Donald Trump, as well as the racism, misogyny, xenophobia, and general ignorance he and his supporters...
From: Jezebel | By: Joanna Rothkopf | Saturday, January 21, 2017
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 Today was a very difficult day for many Americans. Please take a moment and see if these GIFs make you feel a tiny bit better, though?Read more......
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WASHINGTON, DC—On Thursday evening, a room full of women and men joined Jezebel and Fusion, in partnership with EMILY’s List and Washington Parks and People, for a conversation we upliftingly dubbed “What to Do When You’re Expecting the Worst.”...
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WASHINGTON, DC—The transit officer was not feeling well, but was being a decent sport about the whole thing. “Something just isn’t agreeing with me that we ate,” he said to his partner on the shift. “Maybe the potato chips.” He’s been cutting...
From: Jezebel | By: Kelly Stout | Saturday, January 21, 2017
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On what was arguably the most important day of Donald J. Trump’s life, a day he knew ahead of time would be documented by dozens of news outlets down to the millisecond, the luxurious new President-elect decided to wear scotch tape on his ill-fitting...
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Donald Trump and his wife, Melania Trump, are now our president and first lady. But for how long?Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Gabrielle Bluestone | Saturday, January 21, 2017
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Jason Chaffetz, who is singularly responsible for perpetuating the Benghazi psychosis, shook hands with Hillary Clinton on Friday afternoon. “So pleased she is not the President,” he wrote in an Instagram post. “I thanked her for her service and...
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WASHINGTON, DC — After the 21-gun salute echoed past the Capitol, it started to rain. The guns, fired after Donald Trump took the Oath of Office and the Marine Band blurted out “Hail to the Chief,” indicated that the inevitable had happened: Donald...
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Life is suddenly different today, but there are some nice things. Here’s a list of nice things you might find useful. Read more......
From: Jezebel | By: Clover Hope | Friday, January 20, 2017
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Two weeks ago, Donald Trump held a press conference intended to explain how he plans to divest himself from his companies to ensure he won’t encounter any conflicts of interest as president. Never mind that his plan itself—to turn over control to...
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WASHINGTON, D.C.—Early on Friday afternoon, after Donald Trump was sworn in as president and before he made the walk from Capitol Hill to the White House, dissidents marched through the streets near McPherson Square.Read more......
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Barack Obama and his family have packed up and flown out to Palm Springs for their first vacation as private citizens in eight years, while Donald Trump ascends to the presidency before hundreds of supporters along the Inaugural Parade route. Obama leaves...
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President Trump’s administration apparently hasn’t gotten its hands on the National Park Service Twitter account just yet, because the agency is retweeting some things that would likely hurt our new president’s feelings.Read more......
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