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New York City Announces Subway Just For Amazon Employees Now
Published by: theonion.com | Found: 2 days ago
Tags: New York City, New York, Amazon, Subway, City and 83 more
Tweeted By: @paxxman (tweet), @jaytkenney (tweet), @real_farmacist (tweet), @burritojustice (tweet), @heyratty (tweet) and 222 more
Twitter Lists: @ioz_bastard-markets (link), @blersing-china-hands (link), @tomoo_terada-gender-discussion (link), @kellyahardy-reporters-i-like (link), @shawnz-public-radio-podcasts (link) and 215 more
Linked By: nyc.reddit.com (link)
Feeds: Feed: news.google.com: new york - Google News
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Trump Delivers Touching Tribute To Fallen Heroes Of WWE
Published by: politics.theonion.com | Found: 2 days ago
Tags: Fallen Heroes, Tribute To, Touching, Tribute, Fallen and 95 more
Tweeted By: @cook_robert_l (tweet), @heyratty (tweet), @theonion (tweet), @ndrew_lawrence (tweet), @craigrozniecki (tweet) and 40 more
Twitter Lists: @steph_federico-funny (link), @kwsnet-entertainment-attraction (link), @achilleas999-global (link), @mettermedia-boston-who-to-follow (link), @danlampnews-boston-area-news (link) and 60 more
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Stan Lee, Creator Of Beloved Marvel Character Stan Lee, Dead At 95
Published by: theonion.com | Found: 3 days ago
Tags: Character, Stan Lee, Creator, Beloved, Marvel and 4 more
Tweeted By: @theonion (tweet), @mrjoncryer (tweet), @jgee (tweet), @thebutchrosser (tweet), @owillis (tweet) and 47 more
Twitter Lists: @steph_federico-funny (link), @achilleas999-global (link), @kwsnet-entertainment-attraction (link), @canucktarheel-hockey (link), @davidxflannery-space-development (link) and 58 more
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Ruth Bader Ginsburg Debating Whether To Cancel Winter Vacation Climbing K2
Published by: politics.theonion.com | Found: 3 days ago
Tags: Ruth Bader Ginsburg, Winter Vacation, Bader Ginsburg, Climbing, Vacation and 89 more
Tweeted By: @heyratty (tweet), @paxnostrum (tweet), @musicsumo (tweet), @19dolphin39 (tweet), @mcely (tweet) and 39 more
Twitter Lists: @mettermedia-boston-who-to-follow (link), @danlampnews-boston-area-news (link), @srdill-boston (link), @kuow-environment (link), @achilleas999-global (link) and 62 more
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Hillary Launches Campaign To Raise $100 Million Or Else She’ll Run For President
Published by: politics.theonion.com | Found: 2 days ago
Tags: President, Campaign, Million, Launch, Raise and 2 more
Tweeted By: @carlsonsports (tweet), @cook_robert_l (tweet), @theonion (tweet), @nickbaumann (tweet), @carloscreates (tweet) and 45 more
Twitter Lists: @steph_federico-funny (link), @achilleas999-global (link), @kwsnet-entertainment-attraction (link), @somnambulist-reading-writing (link), @rhyse-nfl (link) and 36 more
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NRA Publishes Tips For Staying Safe While Committing A Mass Shooting
Published by: theonion.com | Found: 2 days ago
Tags: Mass shooting, Shooting, Mass, Safe, Tips and 90 more
Tweeted By: @theonion (tweet), @jakuuire (tweet), @craigrozniecki (tweet), @shannonrwatts (tweet), @baconschnapps (tweet) and 31 more
Twitter Lists: @steph_federico-funny (link), @kwsnet-entertainment-attraction (link), @sarah_boden-pittsburgh (link), @jonroth76-music (link), @anthonycostulas-pittsburgh (link) and 30 more
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Businessman Does His Work Lying On Bed Like Schoolgirl
Published by: theonion.com | Found: 1 day ago
Tags: Businessman, Schoolgirl, Lying, Work, Bed
Tweeted By: @theonion (tweet), @elmer_a_chile (tweet), @pppatticake (tweet), @maguirekevin (tweet), @ablington (tweet) and 23 more
Twitter Lists: @steph_federico-funny (link), @jamiewestbrook-stl (link), @christiantova-public-affairs-voices (link), @existentialfish-news-brands (link), @michelehana-news-organizations (link) and 26 more
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China Introduces New One-Uighur Policy
Published by: theonion.com | Found: 1 hour ago
Tags: Policy, China, Introduction
Tweeted By: @theonion (tweet), @elilake (tweet), @fryan (tweet), @harper (tweet), @ishaantharoor (tweet) and 5 more
Twitter Lists: @sujeegundersen-journalism-human-rights (link), @achilleas999-global (link), @bitopsy1-science-editors (link), @danwils42696605-great-people (link), @kwsnet-entertainment-attraction (link) and 29 more
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Surgeon General Confirms A Bit Of Blow Here And There Won’t Kill Ya
Published by: theonion.com | Found: 2 days ago
Tags: Surgeon General, Here and There, General, Surgeon, Blow and 102 more
Tweeted By: @theonion (tweet), @jakuuire (tweet), @nickbaumann (tweet), @jacobahollander (tweet), @yinzer58 (tweet) and 4 more
Twitter Lists: @steph_federico-funny (link), @abc-mediaorgs (link), @achilleas999-global (link), @adamr0berts-top-tech-writers (link), @bobpeckiv-best-humans-on-twitter (link) and 14 more
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Steve King Vehemently Denies Comparing Immigrants To People
Published by: politics.theonion.com | Found: 2 days ago
Tags: Immigrants, Steve King, Immigrant, Migrant, People and 53 more
Tweeted By: @theonion (tweet), @doctoralexa (tweet), @aterkel (tweet), @bcuriouswithme (tweet), @exileguy (tweet) and 12 more
Twitter Lists: @steph_federico-funny (link), @sdeo76-world-news (link), @angryblacklady-fems-of-color (link), @christiantova-public-affairs-voices (link), @csageland-writers-to-read (link) and 24 more
Linked By: iowa.reddit.com (link)
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Serial Killer Makes Impassioned Case For Protecting Local Marsh
Published by: local.theonion.com | Found: 1 day ago
Tags: Serial killer, Killer, Serial, Marsh, Local and 2 more
Tweeted By: @theonion (tweet), @bluechoochoo (tweet), @hollye_h (tweet), @samebnhpr (tweet), @weinbergrrrrr (tweet) and 11 more
Twitter Lists: @anthonycostulas-pittsburgh (link), @chucksevp-pittsburgh-news-outlets (link), @steph_federico-funny (link), @bitopsy1-science-editors (link), @abc-mediaorgs (link) and 27 more
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Facebook Just Filled With Crazy Idiots Now
Published by: theonion.com | Found: 4 hours ago
Tags: Facebook, Idiots, Crazy
Tweeted By: @sbassopb (tweet), @theonion (tweet), @francesco212 (tweet), @martinjx1 (tweet), @therichwoods (tweet) and 10 more
Twitter Lists: @sdeo76-world-news (link), @bobpeckiv-best-humans-on-twitter (link), @jsucherman-pub-media (link), @martindave-pubmedia (link), @palafo-linkers (link) and 25 more
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Area Man Makes It Through Day
Published by: theonion.com | Found: 2 days ago
Tags: Area, Day, Man, Weight gain, The Bus Stop and 332 more
Tweeted By: @theonion (tweet), @overlordtha (tweet), @marideenow (tweet), @cdubtx (tweet), @burcham_don (tweet) and 4 more
Twitter Lists: @steph_federico-funny (link), @abc-mediaorgs (link), @achilleas999-global (link), @danwils42696605-great-people (link), @christiantova-public-affairs-voices (link) and 16 more
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Less Popular Friend Proposes Combining Birthdays Into Single Party
Published by: theonion.com | Found: 2 days ago
Tags: Birthdays, Combining, Birthday, Popular, Friend and 61 more
Tweeted By: @theonion (tweet), @tsnjr (tweet), @aprilshowers625 (tweet), @tierneysutton (tweet), @onavrin (tweet)
Twitter Lists: @ew-grammys (link), @bobpeckiv-best-humans-on-twitter (link), @christiantova-public-affairs-voices (link), @existentialfish-news-brands (link), @michelehana-news-organizations (link) and 10 more
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Ecologists Discover 400 Species Of Charles Darwin Living In Galápagos Islands
Published by: theonion.com | Found: 3 days ago
Tags: Galápagos Islands, Charles Darwin, Galápagos, Discover, Charles and 236 more
Tweeted By: @libtardjesus1 (tweet), @jaydeewriting (tweet), @senyorreporter (tweet), @theonion (tweet), @guerrillascribe (tweet) and 10 more
Twitter Lists: @sam_bradpiece-fr-foreign-correspondants (link), @sdeo76-world-news (link), @westonphippen-southwest (link), @bobpeckiv-best-humans-on-twitter (link), @palafo-linkers (link) and 18 more
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Mother Feels A Little Validated After Daughter Who Stayed Out Late Gets Murdered
Published by: local.theonion.com | Found: 3 hours ago
Tags: Validated, Daughter, Little, Mother, Murder and 84 more
Tweeted By: @theonion (tweet), @the_psi_lord (tweet), @purplehayz (tweet), @rhettreese (tweet), @wodehouserock (tweet)
Twitter Lists: @bobpeckiv-best-humans-on-twitter (link), @palafo-linkers (link), @snarkinfested-news (link), @christiantova-public-affairs-voices (link), @existentialfish-news-brands (link) and 9 more
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Study Finds Only 20% Of Seminary Graduates Go On To Become God
Published by: theonion.com | Found: 3 days ago
Tags: Seminary, Study, God, 20, Go and 76 more
Tweeted By: @theonion (tweet), @xbsa66 (tweet), @senatorshoshana (tweet), @hestrpryn (tweet), @caffreyej (tweet) and 4 more
Twitter Lists: @bobpeckiv-best-humans-on-twitter (link), @palafo-linkers (link), @snarkinfested-news (link), @olisteadman-awesome-tech-women (link), @heywillconway-political-technology (link) and 14 more
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3 More States Vote To Legalize Marijuana
Published by: theonion.com | Found: 2 days ago
Tags: Marijuana, States, Vote, Legality of cannabis, Legalization
Tweeted By: @paxnostrum (tweet), @tardis75 (tweet), @jack_stewart242 (tweet), @partiallypro (tweet), @theonion (tweet) and 11 more
Twitter Lists: @bemmu-hn-posters (link), @bobpeckiv-best-humans-on-twitter (link), @palafo-linkers (link), @snarkinfested-news (link), @kwsnet-entertainment-attraction (link) and 18 more
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Friends Excitedly Gather Around Man’s Phone To Watch Shaky Footage Of Concert
Published by: local.theonion.com | Found: 3 days ago
Tags: Concert, Footage, Friends, Gather, Phone and 3 more
Tweeted By: @winemanboy (tweet), @jack_stewart242 (tweet), @theonion (tweet), @daviddcain (tweet), @thedandywarhols (tweet) and 5 more
Twitter Lists: @abc-mediaorgs (link), @bobpeckiv-best-humans-on-twitter (link), @christiantova-public-affairs-voices (link), @jamilsmith-media-diet1 (link), @kwsnet-entertainment-attraction (link) and 9 more
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Amazon Officially Picks New York, Northern Virginia For Next Headquarters
Published by: theonion.com | Found: 23 hours ago
Tags: Northern Virginia, Headquarters, New York, Northern, Official and 3 more
Tweeted By: @theonion (tweet), @derrickharris (tweet), @katie_honan (tweet), @summer7570 (tweet), @hypervocal (tweet) and 1 more
Twitter Lists: @christiantova-public-affairs-voices (link), @existentialfish-news-brands (link), @michelehana-news-organizations (link), @steph_federico-funny (link), @abc-mediaorgs (link) and 11 more
Feeds: Feed: news.google.com: virginia - Google News, Feed: news.google.com: new york - Google News
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Supposed ‘Game Of Thrones’ Buff Hasn’t Even Finished Books Yet
Published by: entertainment.theonion.com | Found: 3 days ago
Tags: Game of Thrones, Finished, Thrones, Books, Buff and 1 more
Tweeted By: @jacobahollander (tweet), @theonion (tweet), @itsmikebivins (tweet), @julie188 (tweet), @nathanwurtzel (tweet) and 10 more
Twitter Lists: @christiantova-public-affairs-voices (link), @existentialfish-news-brands (link), @jamilsmith-media-diet1 (link), @michelehana-news-organizations (link), @steph_federico-funny (link) and 16 more
Linked By: gameofthrones.reddit.com (link)
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Melania Releases Statement Calling For Removal Of First Lady From White House
Published by: politics.theonion.com | Found: 1 day ago
Tags: White House, First Lady, Statement, Melania, Release and 4 more
Tweeted By: @mrjoncryer (tweet), @elmer_a_chile (tweet), @manny_hockey (tweet), @rexhuppke (tweet), @theonion (tweet) and 23 more
Twitter Lists: @ew-sundance (link), @rparham-history (link), @achilleas999-global (link), @chi2col-pucks (link), @juleskills-news-ladies (link) and 35 more
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Report Finds Children Of Parents Often Become Parents Themselves
Published by: theonion.com | Found: 3 days ago
Tags: Children, Parents, Report, Often
Tweeted By: @johndurant (tweet), @theonion (tweet), @annfinkbeiner (tweet), @lrdprettyfranco (tweet), @thesalukihusker (tweet) and 1 more
Twitter Lists: @cauldronferment-food-writers (link), @palafo-linkers (link), @snarkinfested-news (link), @bobpeckiv-best-humans-on-twitter (link), @christiantova-public-affairs-voices (link) and 12 more
Linked By: childfree.reddit.com (link)
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Osprey Devours Lion In Massive Food-Chain Shake-Up
Published by: theonion.com | Found: 19 hours ago
Tags: Massive, Osprey, Chain, Food, Lion and 286 more
Tweeted By: @theonion (tweet), @nickmon1112 (tweet), @bobchester (tweet), @billdinyeg (tweet), @lizmair (tweet) and 2 more
Twitter Lists: @steph_federico-funny (link), @bitopsy1-science-editors (link), @kwsnet-entertainment-attraction (link), @sdeo76-world-news (link), @bobpeckiv-best-humans-on-twitter (link) and 14 more
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Boyfriend’s Snack 200% Of Woman’s Daily Caloric Intake
Published by: local.theonion.com | Found: 6 hours ago
Tags: Boyfriend, Caloric, Intake, Daily, Snack and 1 more
Tweeted By: @theonion (tweet), @deborah_solomon (tweet), @nantuckethsewif (tweet), @huskorkut (tweet), @girizsh (tweet) and 1 more
Twitter Lists: @achilleas999-global (link), @christiantova-public-affairs-voices (link), @existentialfish-news-brands (link), @kwsnet-entertainment-attraction (link), @michelehana-news-organizations (link) and 15 more
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Political Ad Spending Hit New Record In 2018 Midterms
Published by: theonion.com | Found: 2 days ago
Tags: Political, Record, 2018, Hit, Ad and 3 more
Tweeted By: @theonion (tweet), @girizsh (tweet), @kellyannegoebb (tweet), @sweetdeesez (tweet), @craigrozniecki (tweet) and 1 more
Twitter Lists: @lincolncannon-decentralized-identity (link), @sdeo76-world-news (link), @palafo-linkers (link), @bobpeckiv-best-humans-on-twitter (link), @christiantova-public-affairs-voices (link) and 9 more
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Worldwide Jewish Conspiracy Worried It Came Down Too Hard On Jeff Yesterday
Published by: theonion.com | Found: 11 hours ago
Tags: Conspiracy, Worldwide, Yesterday, Hard On, World and 271 more
Tweeted By: @theonion (tweet), @sethamandel (tweet), @irishcurry (tweet), @noonanjo (tweet), @kampeas (tweet) and 1 more
Twitter Lists: @bobpeckiv-best-humans-on-twitter (link), @palafo-linkers (link), @sdeo76-world-news (link), @snarkinfested-news (link), @christiantova-public-affairs-voices (link) and 11 more
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Neither Boss Nor Employee Paid Enough To Deal With Each Other
Published by: local.theonion.com | Found: 10 hours ago
Tags: Boss, Deal, Paid, Aidan Knight, Employment and 1 more
Tweeted By: @abdeh__ (tweet), @theonion (tweet), @giantsweettart (tweet), @mikecookauthor (tweet)
Twitter Lists: @sdeo76-world-news (link), @abc-mediaorgs (link), @achilleas999-global (link), @bitopsy1-science-editors (link), @christiantova-public-affairs-voices (link) and 8 more
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Kid Diving Into Pile Of Leaves Has No Idea There Homeless Guy Jerking Off In There
Published by: local.theonion.com | Found: 3 days ago
Tags: Homeless, Jerking, Diving, Leaves, Idea and 5 more
Tweeted By: @theonion (tweet), @tprstly (tweet), @yourlocaljeww (tweet), @katekilla (tweet), @adamsflafan (tweet) and 4 more
Twitter Lists: @achilleas999-global (link), @kwsnet-entertainment-attraction (link), @abc-mediaorgs (link), @sdeo76-world-news (link), @christiantova-public-affairs-voices (link) and 16 more
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Unclear What Coworker With Banana On Desk All Day Waiting For
Published by: local.theonion.com | Found: 1 day ago
Tags: All Day, Banana, Desk, Day, Clarification and 1 more
Tweeted By: @theonion (tweet), @gt2andy (tweet), @pppatticake (tweet), @adaminnevada (tweet), @johnlesch (tweet) and 10 more
Twitter Lists: @ew-sundance (link), @bobpeckiv-best-humans-on-twitter (link), @palafo-linkers (link), @snarkinfested-news (link), @steph_federico-funny (link) and 23 more
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Poll Finds Voters Don’t Support Impeaching Trump
Published by: theonion.com | Found: 2 days ago
Tags: Support, Trump, Poll, Voting
Tweeted By: @theonion (tweet), @michaelmechanic (tweet), @arb (tweet), @girizsh (tweet), @craigrozniecki (tweet)
Twitter Lists: @achilleas999-global (link), @kwsnet-entertainment-attraction (link), @abc-mediaorgs (link), @bitopsy1-science-editors (link), @danwils42696605-great-people (link) and 14 more
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Paleontologists Determine Dinosaurs Were Killed By Someone They Trusted
Published by: theonion.com | Found: 1 day ago
Tags: Determine, Dinosaurs, Trust, Killing, Paleontology
Tweeted By: @nickbaumann (tweet), @theonion (tweet), @annmust (tweet), @lordofwentworth (tweet), @noonanjo (tweet) and 9 more
Twitter Lists: @steph_federico-funny (link), @christiantova-public-affairs-voices (link), @existentialfish-news-brands (link), @michelehana-news-organizations (link), @quenagonzalez-cheerful-contrarians (link) and 19 more
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Recently Divorced 40-Year-Old Struggling To Navigate College Dating Scene
Published by: local.theonion.com | Found: 1 day ago
Tags: Divorced, College, Dating, Scene, 40 and 82 more
Tweeted By: @theonion (tweet), @aprilshowers625 (tweet), @wagnermr14 (tweet), @jack_stewart242 (tweet), @stealthcmo (tweet) and 5 more
Twitter Lists: @palafo-linkers (link), @snarkinfested-news (link), @bobpeckiv-best-humans-on-twitter (link), @christiantova-public-affairs-voices (link), @existentialfish-news-brands (link) and 20 more
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The Onion - America’s Finest News Source
Published by: theonion.com | Found: 3 days ago
Tags: The Onion, America, Finest, Onion, News and 245 more
Tweeted By: @theonion (tweet), @noahhurowitz (tweet), @a_hannan_ismail (tweet), @cecilwink65 (tweet), @evan_welch (tweet)
Twitter Lists: @achilleas999-global (link), @kwsnet-entertainment-attraction (link), @bobpeckiv-best-humans-on-twitter (link), @christiantova-public-affairs-voices (link), @existentialfish-news-brands (link) and 11 more
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Man On Internet Almost Falls Into World Of DIY Mustard Enthusiasts
Published by: theonion.com | Found: 1 day ago
Tags: Falls Into, Internet, Mustard, Falls, World and 281 more
Tweeted By: @thrillscience (tweet), @surlyurbanist (tweet), @theonion (tweet), @hollye_h (tweet), @faux_schlmoe (tweet) and 7 more
Twitter Lists: @codeforpdx-community-technology (link), @sdeo76-world-news (link), @christiantova-public-affairs-voices (link), @matthieulefe-analytics-cool-people-2 (link), @michelehana-news-organizations (link) and 16 more
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Afghanistan War Veteran Solemnly Recalls Seeing Entire Platoon Killed By Undiagnosed PTSD
Published by: theonion.com | Found: 4 days ago
Tags: War Veteran, Afghanistan, Platoon, Veteran, Entire and 64 more
Tweeted By: @justmutemenow (tweet), @theonion (tweet), @jacobahollander (tweet), @katcapps (tweet), @dguttenfelder (tweet) and 2 more
Twitter Lists: @steph_federico-funny (link), @culturetrip-asia-travel (link), @steph_federico-photography (link), @bobpeckiv-best-humans-on-twitter (link), @christiantova-public-affairs-voices (link) and 13 more
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Emmanuel Macron Calls For ‘True European Army’ Against U.S., Chinese Threats
Published by: theonion.com | Found: 3 days ago
Tags: Emmanuel Macron, Emmanuel, European, Chinese, Macron and 5 more
Tweeted By: @theonion (tweet), @paxnostrum (tweet), @craigrozniecki (tweet), @charles_1944 (tweet)
Twitter Lists: @abc-mediaorgs (link), @achilleas999-global (link), @danwils42696605-great-people (link), @kwsnet-entertainment-attraction (link), @sdeo76-world-news (link) and 9 more
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New ‘Game Of Thrones’ Trailer Reveals Final Season Will Be Cobbled Together From Old Footage
Published by: entertainment.theonion.com | Found: 2 days ago
Tags: Game of Thrones, Together, Footage, Thrones, Trailer and 81 more
Tweeted By: @theonion (tweet), @tinyboo49 (tweet), @the_psi_lord (tweet), @theericgoldman (tweet), @azalben (tweet) and 10 more
Twitter Lists: @brittanieshey-texas (link), @houstonpress-hp-team (link), @sraju-mathematics (link), @steph_federico-funny (link), @christiantova-public-affairs-voices (link) and 21 more
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FEMA Assures Wildfire Victims Bucket Brigade Nearly Over Maryland State Line
Published by: theonion.com | Found: 3 days ago
Tags: Bucket brigade, Maryland, Wildfire, Brigade, Victims and 5 more
Tweeted By: @theonion (tweet), @adamsflafan (tweet), @captainminecod (tweet), @mikhlin (tweet)
Twitter Lists: @bobpeckiv-best-humans-on-twitter (link), @palafo-linkers (link), @snarkinfested-news (link), @christiantova-public-affairs-voices (link), @existentialfish-news-brands (link) and 8 more
Linked By: maryland.reddit.com (link)
Feeds: Feed: news.google.com: maryland - Google News
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World War II Hero Cursed Out For Driving Speed Limit
Published by: local.theonion.com | Found: 4 days ago
Tags: World War II, Speed limit, World war, Driving, Cursed and 5 more
Tweeted By: @mazmhussain (tweet), @theonion (tweet), @gt2andy (tweet), @matson9999 (tweet), @partiallypro (tweet) and 6 more
Twitter Lists: @steph_federico-funny (link), @achilleas999-global (link), @kwsnet-entertainment-attraction (link), @sujeegundersen-journalism-human-rights (link), @abc-mediaorgs (link) and 15 more
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‘He’s Not Right For You,’ Report Relationship Experts Who Must Not Want To See You Be Happy
Published by: theonion.com | Found: 2 days ago
Tags: Relationship, To See You, Be Happy, For You, Expert and 4 more
Tweeted By: @theonion (tweet), @meredithgoldste (tweet), @heyratty (tweet)
Twitter Lists: @bobpeckiv-best-humans-on-twitter (link), @palafo-linkers (link), @snarkinfested-news (link), @sdeo76-world-news (link), @abc-mediaorgs (link) and 18 more
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Your Horoscopes — Week Of November 13, 2018
Published by: entertainment.theonion.com | Found: 2 days ago
Tags: November 13, Horoscopes, November, 2018, Week and 1 more
Tweeted By: @theonion (tweet), @girizsh (tweet), @paxnostrum (tweet), @alexistbbj (tweet), @craigrozniecki (tweet)
Twitter Lists: @christisch1-tampa-bay-business (link), @lincolncannon-decentralized-identity (link), @abc-mediaorgs (link), @sdeo76-world-news (link), @bobpeckiv-best-humans-on-twitter (link) and 12 more
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MIT Scientists Create Robot Capable Of Feeling Lust
Published by: theonion.com | Found: 4 days ago
Tags: Scientist, Feeling, Create, Robot, Lust and 211 more
Tweeted By: @billdinyeg (tweet), @dynarski (tweet), @theonion (tweet), @thelesbianmafia (tweet), @tavilabradog (tweet) and 1 more
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45-Year-Old Loser Moves In With Parents
Published by: local.theonion.com | Found: 2 days ago
Tags: Parents, Loser, Moves
Tweeted By: @theonion (tweet), @winemanboy (tweet), @girizsh (tweet), @benyankee (tweet), @adamsflafan (tweet) and 2 more
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Police Department Deploys Fancyclothes Cop
Published by: local.theonion.com | Found: 2 days ago
Tags: Department, Police, Cop, Deployment
Tweeted By: @theonion (tweet), @janemarielynch (tweet), @lesbowen (tweet), @asilverman (tweet), @mikecookauthor (tweet)
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Woman Confident She Has The Safety Net It Takes To Achieve Dreams
Published by: local.theonion.com | Found: 3 days ago
Tags: The Safety Net, Safety Net, Confident, Dreams, Safety and 107 more
Tweeted By: @theonion (tweet), @timmaughan (tweet), @ubliette (tweet), @evan_welch (tweet), @spencer_th0mas (tweet) and 8 more
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Career Spider Not Sure She's Ready For 3,000 Children At This Point
Published by: local.theonion.com | Found: 5 days ago
Tags: Children, Spider, Career, Point, Settle Down and 44 more
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Unattractive Man Not Fooling Anyone By Dressing Well
Published by: local.theonion.com | Found: 3 days ago
Tags: Dressing, Well, Man, Foolin', Unattractiveness
Tweeted By: @longtplextrader (tweet), @smittyonmlb (tweet), @francesco212 (tweet), @caffreyej (tweet), @sunivallun (tweet) and 2 more
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Generous Military Sends $800 In Disability To Man Who Wakes Up Screaming Every Night
Published by: local.theonion.com | Found: 3 days ago
Tags: Every Night, Disability, Screaming, Generous, Military and 3 more
Tweeted By: @theonion (tweet), @adrielhampton (tweet), @alvingrissomii (tweet), @arsamsamadi (tweet), @mnrothbard (tweet)
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Family Figures Grandpa Never Talks About WWII Because Nothing Interesting Happened To Him
Published by: local.theonion.com | Found: 3 days ago
Tags: Interesting, Grandpa, Nothing, Family, Figure and 78 more
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